Thérèse Elaine
@tesselatrix.bsky.social
The Mata Hari of the Discotheque
Disreputable spinster. Eldritch whimsy.
Aural exciter. Secular seductress.
Probably a haunted portrait. Coffee.
Disreputable spinster. Eldritch whimsy.
Aural exciter. Secular seductress.
Probably a haunted portrait. Coffee.
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Insomnia: Hello, lover.
Me: You again.
Insomnia: Remember in 6th grade when Suzy Roth waved to you and you waved back but she was really waving at Jenny Clark behind you?
Me: I see you’ve been checking the archives.
Me: You again.
Insomnia: Remember in 6th grade when Suzy Roth waved to you and you waved back but she was really waving at Jenny Clark behind you?
Me: I see you’ve been checking the archives.
October 24, 2023 at 9:37 AM
Insomnia: Hello, lover.
Me: You again.
Insomnia: Remember in 6th grade when Suzy Roth waved to you and you waved back but she was really waving at Jenny Clark behind you?
Me: I see you’ve been checking the archives.
Me: You again.
Insomnia: Remember in 6th grade when Suzy Roth waved to you and you waved back but she was really waving at Jenny Clark behind you?
Me: I see you’ve been checking the archives.
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I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
October 18, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I save almost $2 per year by continuing to use deodorant sticks after the edges start gouging my armpits
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did you know that every bag of dicks was traditionally hand sorted but due to increased automation in the industry a lot of dick baggers are facing stiff cutbacks? negotiations continue but with both sides holding firm the situation feels rigid and inflexible
October 22, 2023 at 5:28 PM
did you know that every bag of dicks was traditionally hand sorted but due to increased automation in the industry a lot of dick baggers are facing stiff cutbacks? negotiations continue but with both sides holding firm the situation feels rigid and inflexible
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
October 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with me wearing athleisure
My mother was never this supportive of me...
October 19, 2023 at 7:16 PM
My mother was never this supportive of me...
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Why do people say “Christ on a cracker?” I’ve only been to Catholic Church once and even I know that Christ IS the cracker
October 18, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Why do people say “Christ on a cracker?” I’ve only been to Catholic Church once and even I know that Christ IS the cracker
How I envision every fight, disagreement, petty spat, duels or other honor-based challenges, dick-offs, public debates, God v Satan variants, and family disputes...
October 18, 2023 at 11:20 PM
How I envision every fight, disagreement, petty spat, duels or other honor-based challenges, dick-offs, public debates, God v Satan variants, and family disputes...