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Modelland Enjoyer
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22. She/her (cishet). Autistic. Chinese-American. Proud misandroblancist. I have a lot of opinions. 🇵🇸
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I'd never give Amydog chocolate but part of me has never really believed chocolate is bad for dogs. How can two purely good things be bad for each other
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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lmao @ The Game sampling Paramore's "Ain't It Fun," i really hope he didn't clear it and that shit gets pulled
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
9/11 with an increasing number of planes
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Drag queen named Abilene Paradox
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
So is there a Ferb Priesthood
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A million Iraqi civilians died over oil. The government murdered a million people because it was obsessed with this fucking climate-destroying fossil fuel. And now Trump is declaring war with Venezuela for personal gain. History is a flat fucking circle.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I have a theory that Ice Spice only became famous because the world needed someone that was born on January 1, 2000 to become a celebrity.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Stop saying the Confederates weren’t American because… they were. America was built on slavery and the Confederates were just a reflection of that.
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Modelland and Little Witch Academia have the same plot if you think about it
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
98% of video essayists are failed podcasters
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Shaming myself out of putting periods outside quotation marks by remembering it’s the British way
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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May 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Looks like I wasn't the first to this either. Someday I will have an original thought, I promise you
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.

Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve been thinking about early 2010s pop feminism and realized that a lot of rebuttals to NotAllMen don’t address the root of the argument, which is that men invent a hypothetical Good Man who doesn’t benefit from patriarchy in order to use the tyranny of vulnerability on women.
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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a girl group having a song called "gabriela" because it rhymes with "fella" is so patriarchal and male-centered tbh
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The duality of Tennessee (has given us both the worst music genre (gallons of nashslop) and the best (Memphis rap))
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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fellas is it a conspiracy to remember events that happened
Because a lot of leftists/progressives have pseudo conspiratorial models of reality where they think the only reason Americans live in suburbs is bc GM tore up the streetcar lines in LA etc.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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My favorite part about these takes is how they talk about 1Xth century morality completely ignoring that the people being raped probably didn’t like it and thought it was bad
By modern #PedoDon standards, we'd call that rape.

In the 1700's, ALL women were chattel. Even sex with a minor wasn't considered "rape".

You keep trying to apply late-20th century morality to the 1700s.
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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fuck him up bonnie
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Autism
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM