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What up fucks? Yall ready to see no posts at all!!??
Also any/all pronouns (i don’t really care all that much just don’t be mean)
Also any/all pronouns (i don’t really care all that much just don’t be mean)
Pinned
Also safe to say from 22nd onward I’m gonna be offline for like a week I don’t want spoilers.
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Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
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February 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Archaeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In
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"He keeps showing up." theonion.com/trump-u...
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]
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February 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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A point to consider.
February 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A point to consider.
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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
WASHINGTON—In a major survey of public attitudes toward alternative energy as the climate crisis continues, a poll published Tuesday found that an overwhelming majority of U.S. residents would support wind turbines if they sliced deli meat as well. “Everyday Americans want to know how exactly wind power is going to serve our community, and many […]
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February 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
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Man So Hungry He Could Eat An Orange
HARTFORD, CT—Telling his skeptical friends that he was in no way being hyperbolic as he described his ravenous state, local man Will Childress reportedly swore Wednesday that he was so hungry he could eat an orange. “Man, my stomach has been growling for so long that I seriously think I could crush a whole orange […]
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February 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Hung out with my IRL friends today. This Mac N Cheese was good but honestly wanted more cheese in it.
Also 2 of my friends got Skibidi Toilet blind bags and they screamed outside of the shop.
They are teenagers. Not 6.
Also 2 of my friends got Skibidi Toilet blind bags and they screamed outside of the shop.
They are teenagers. Not 6.
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hung out with my IRL friends today. This Mac N Cheese was good but honestly wanted more cheese in it.
Also 2 of my friends got Skibidi Toilet blind bags and they screamed outside of the shop.
They are teenagers. Not 6.
Also 2 of my friends got Skibidi Toilet blind bags and they screamed outside of the shop.
They are teenagers. Not 6.
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.
I know. I was there in those camps.
I know. I was there in those camps.
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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BREAKING: SEGA has launched SEGA Account, a profile that lets you "take part in various promotions with rewards." At the moment, only PSO2 & Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii are supported, but the site says more are "coming soon."
You can link gaming accounts to it.
Link: sega-account.com
You can link gaming accounts to it.
Link: sega-account.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
BREAKING: SEGA has launched SEGA Account, a profile that lets you "take part in various promotions with rewards." At the moment, only PSO2 & Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii are supported, but the site says more are "coming soon."
You can link gaming accounts to it.
Link: sega-account.com
You can link gaming accounts to it.
Link: sega-account.com
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‘SONIC 3’ releases on Digital tomorrow, one month after the film’s theatrical release.
Read our review: bit.ly/SonicDF
Read our review: bit.ly/SonicDF
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
‘SONIC 3’ releases on Digital tomorrow, one month after the film’s theatrical release.
Read our review: bit.ly/SonicDF
Read our review: bit.ly/SonicDF
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Players have asked #Helldivers2 boss Shams Jorjani to not cast Chris Pratt in the upcoming live-action film
He said that they're 'hoping for as many A-List actors as possible' so that they 'all get killed violently immediately'
He said that they're 'hoping for as many A-List actors as possible' so that they 'all get killed violently immediately'
January 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Players have asked #Helldivers2 boss Shams Jorjani to not cast Chris Pratt in the upcoming live-action film
He said that they're 'hoping for as many A-List actors as possible' so that they 'all get killed violently immediately'
He said that they're 'hoping for as many A-List actors as possible' so that they 'all get killed violently immediately'
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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TikTok is now banned in the DC Universe.
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
TikTok is now banned in the DC Universe.
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RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.
It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here
It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here
January 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
RIP TikTok. The ultimate example of the olds not getting it.
It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here
It is especially ironic that we're freaking out about a foreign owned social network when we're letting untrustworthy figures straight through the door over here
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TikTok is now banned in the U.S.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
TikTok is now banned in the U.S.
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If you’re just joining us, welcome! I work on the app, so AMA!
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If you’re just joining us, welcome! I work on the app, so AMA!
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Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition.
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January 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition.
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‘MARVEL SNAP’ has been banned in the U.S. due to the TikTok ban.
January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
‘MARVEL SNAP’ has been banned in the U.S. due to the TikTok ban.
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!