you think elon musk is a nazi for doing the nazi salute? next you’ll tell me he’s a nazi for speaking at a rally for AfD, the modern german nazi party 😂

You fools. He was throwing his heart out to the audience, that famous gesture that we all know and have long known,

Elon: *makes an unambiguous Nazi salute during inauguration speech*
The entire American press:

before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.

If the Democratic Party was a soccer team, they’d kick the ball into their own net because it’s more attainable and tell everyone it’s a good compromise

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything".

Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something.

They just don't care about YOU.

The right is getting nervous their followers are realizing they've been lied to.

All it took was exploiting 2 million workers.

Yessss leeeeave

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

The most annoying people you know are having an incredible music year

Not a drill!!