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davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
The Lesser Kudu are pretty pissed off at the Greater Kudu, since you’re giving the ungulate update.
Also, Thompson’s Gazelles feel like they need their own name, Impalas are mad that the car was discontinued, and the Blesbok and Springbok are living in sin.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
I’m not going to pretend it’s easy to say something in the moment when you witness the president do this and you’re aboard Air Force One with all the uniformed officers and secret service and fancy wood accents, but this is really an instance where you should. people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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cwebbonline.com
They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”

These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.

EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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adamkinzinger.substack.com
If this picture was of Obama, you know @FoxNews would do three weeks solid on why the flag was on the ground.

At least three weeks
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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mollyploofkins.bsky.social
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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kaetrin.bsky.social
It's because he's got the best brain. Perfect. Everyone wants to look at it. There's never been a better brain
a cartoon character is covering his eyes with his hands .
Alt: Stitch, a blue cartoon character is dragging his hands down his face in frustration .
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November 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
so trump just out there getting standard MRI scans as a standard part of the standard multiple annual check ups a president gets in the first ten months
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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atrupar.com
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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jodywagner.bsky.social
Don't you dare cave to these Republicans.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and asking what are you doing ?
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee and asking what are you doing ?
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November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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samesadecho.bsky.social
I could smell the onions and mustard
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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urocklive1.bsky.social
Around 4 p.m. on Aug. 8, 2022, a team of FBI agents finished searching then-former President Donald Trump’s social club in a surprise raid and drove off in vans loaded with boxes that few expected would carry such extraordinarily sensitive cargo.
In a hastily convened conference call that evening, Assistant Attorney General Matt Olsen listened as his investigators described the hundreds of pages of top-secret records they found, some containing gravely serious material. Several detailed covert government operations and U.S. spying powers could get American operatives killed if the information fell into the wrong hands. Instead of the documents being kept under lock and key in a government safe, agents found them spilling out of boxes in Trump’s personal office, his residence and even a bathroom shower.
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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urocklive1.bsky.social
Please make sure all the not terminally online people you know see this.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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pauleric70.bsky.social
Brian Allen

Rep. Swalwell cornered Kash Patel on live record.

Swalwell: “Did you tell 🍊💩 his name is in the Epstein files?”

Patel: “I’ve never spoken to 🍊💩about it.”

Swalwell: “Did you tell the Attorney General?”

Patel: [stammers, crashes]
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
This is like planting evidence and then making an arrest.
The image is an X post by Acyn (@Acyn ) from 13 hours ago, quoting Pritzker: "He's saying that Chicago is a war zone. None of that is true. They're just making this up. And then what do they do? They fire tear gas and smoke grenades, and they make it look like it's a war zone." The post includes a screenshot from CNN's "State of the Union" showing two individuals discussing, with a chyron indicating DHS officers fired at a driver who rammed their vehicle, later determined to be someone trying to storm the Presidential Palace, as the South Caucasus Coalition.
October 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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swin24.bsky.social
lol. LOL
enbrown.bsky.social Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · Oct 6
Whoops—Ohio Accidentally Excludes Most Major Porn Platforms From Anti-Porn Law

File this under “lawmakers trying to regulate tech and the internet without understanding tech and the internet."

reason.com/2025/10/06/w...
Whoops—Ohio accidentally excludes most major porn platforms from anti-porn law
Ohio lawmakers set out to block minors from viewing online porn. They messed up.
reason.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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specialkhersoncat.bsky.social
The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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geauxgabrielle.bsky.social
Government shutdowns hit American women harder than anybody.

- women are a HUGE portion of the government workforce

- Head Start has closed in the past b/c of those lack of funds. Where do these children go?

- domestic violence shelters close

- WIC, EBT, and DHS housing are all threatened
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
See the difference? 👀
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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mywitsend.bsky.social
It’s a shame Jane Goodall has to trend with Stephen Miller, but maybe it’s a good reminder that there are chimpanzees out there with more love and humanity in their hearts than that wretched anal wart could ever hold or produce. R.I.P. good doctor. Thank you for showing us how we’re all connected
October 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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joshuajfriedman.com
One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."
A few days after this cartoon was published, my syndicate received a very indignant letter from someone representing the Jane Goodall Institute. Not only did my syndicate and I both get read the Riot Act, there was a vague implication that litigation over this cartoon might be around the corner. I was horrified. Not so much from a fear of being sued (I just couldn't see how this cartoon could be construed as anything but silly, but because of my deep respect for Jane Goodall and her well-known contributions to pri-matology. The last thing in the world I would have intentionally done was offend Dr. Goodall in any way. Before I had a chance to write my apology, another complication arose. The National Geographic Society contacted my syndicate and expressed a desire to reprint the cartoon in a special centennial issue of their magazine. My editor, aware of what had just occurred, declined, explaining why. Apparently, whoever it was that sent the inquiry from National Geographic was shocked. They told my editor that "that doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know." They did some checking themselves, and an interesting fact was eventually discovered: Jane Goodall loved the cartoon. Furthermore, she was totally unaware that any of this "stuff" was going on. Some phone calls were made, and the cartoon was not only reprinted in the centennial issue of National Geographic, but was also used by her Institute on a T-shirt for fund-raising purposes. I've since had an opportunity to visit Dr. Goodall at her research facility in Gombe. It's a wonderful place (sort of like right out of National Geographic). "To refer to Dr. Goodall as a tramp is inexcusable even by a self-described 'loony' as Larson. The cartoon was incredibly offensive and in such poor taste that readers might well question the editorial judgment of running such an atrocity in a newspaper that reputes to be supplying news to persons with a better than average intelligence. The cartoon and its message were absolutely stupid." —Excerpt from the above-mentioned letter that started the ruckus
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
It’s going to take a lot of time and money for the next Democratic president’s administration to remove all this tacky crap.
October 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM