Dave who gives Thanks
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
Pinned
My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
Honestly, the best part about not going to Epcot is the 120mgs of edibles that I won’t have to eat in order to deal with being around that many people. Money saved.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Honestly, the best part about not going to Epcot is the 120mgs of edibles that I won’t have to eat in order to deal with being around that many people. Money saved.
My family is going to Epcot without me today, and I am totally ok with that.
Skyrim and weed all morning long.
Bucs play at one.
Skyrim and weed all morning long.
Bucs play at one.
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My family is going to Epcot without me today, and I am totally ok with that.
Skyrim and weed all morning long.
Bucs play at one.
Skyrim and weed all morning long.
Bucs play at one.
I’ve got one sophomore and one senior. They’re theater kids to the bone. They are bound and determined to perform together before the eldest graduates. To that end, the Broadway review show is coming up and they have two duets picked out. They’ll get one. They’d better.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I’ve got one sophomore and one senior. They’re theater kids to the bone. They are bound and determined to perform together before the eldest graduates. To that end, the Broadway review show is coming up and they have two duets picked out. They’ll get one. They’d better.
I just saw a post that simply said “penises ruin everything” and even though I have one, I really can’t disagree.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just saw a post that simply said “penises ruin everything” and even though I have one, I really can’t disagree.
I just blocked a very reasonable seeming account that made the assertion that humans need other humans to survive as an immutable fact but had their replies disabled so that you couldn’t counter them unless you follow them.
You, good person, can fuck right off.
You, good person, can fuck right off.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I just blocked a very reasonable seeming account that made the assertion that humans need other humans to survive as an immutable fact but had their replies disabled so that you couldn’t counter them unless you follow them.
You, good person, can fuck right off.
You, good person, can fuck right off.
A lot of the theater dads I am forced to hang around with drink a beer called Mango Cart and they claim it is the best beer in the world.
It’s a Shandy, 4%abv.
How did I get here?
It’s a Shandy, 4%abv.
How did I get here?
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A lot of the theater dads I am forced to hang around with drink a beer called Mango Cart and they claim it is the best beer in the world.
It’s a Shandy, 4%abv.
How did I get here?
It’s a Shandy, 4%abv.
How did I get here?
Is the Clinton/Trump tryst as funny as Couch Fucker?
Probably not, but I’m still ok with it.
Probably not, but I’m still ok with it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Is the Clinton/Trump tryst as funny as Couch Fucker?
Probably not, but I’m still ok with it.
Probably not, but I’m still ok with it.
One of my best video gaming memories is playing split-screen games and multiplayer games with my kids. The only one we have left is Castle Crashers.
May need to play that this weekend. We still have 4 controllers.
May need to play that this weekend. We still have 4 controllers.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
One of my best video gaming memories is playing split-screen games and multiplayer games with my kids. The only one we have left is Castle Crashers.
May need to play that this weekend. We still have 4 controllers.
May need to play that this weekend. We still have 4 controllers.
I’m betting there are quite a few former 15yr old sex trafficking victims who would love to talk to Megyn Kelly.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I’m betting there are quite a few former 15yr old sex trafficking victims who would love to talk to Megyn Kelly.
I am not an asshole I just sent a hug gif.
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am not an asshole I just sent a hug gif.
Someone jazzily plucking a double bass while a High School biology class dissects 22 frogs in 48 minutes.
Someone jazzily plucking a double bass while you watch your Grandpa's colonoscopy video.
someone jazzily plucking a double bass while you get a root canal
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Someone jazzily plucking a double bass while a High School biology class dissects 22 frogs in 48 minutes.
I guess I’m not for everyone.
That’s fine.
That’s fine.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I guess I’m not for everyone.
That’s fine.
That’s fine.
If you molest kids, you need to die.
That’s all there is to that.
Go ahead, report me.
That’s all there is to that.
Go ahead, report me.
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If you molest kids, you need to die.
That’s all there is to that.
Go ahead, report me.
That’s all there is to that.
Go ahead, report me.
Fucking hell, I wish we had the money to give my kids driving lessons. I’d gladly pay for someone else to go through this stress. Already paying for vocal lessons. Debating whether I should switch it. They don’t need to sing. They need to drive.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Fucking hell, I wish we had the money to give my kids driving lessons. I’d gladly pay for someone else to go through this stress. Already paying for vocal lessons. Debating whether I should switch it. They don’t need to sing. They need to drive.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Reposted by Dave who gives Thanks
"...A majority of Republicans — 67% — said they’d want all the files released..."
If this is true, people that live in republican districts need to call, write visit their representatives and DEMAND they vote to release the files for the next 2 weeks.
Pass it on!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
If this is true, people that live in republican districts need to call, write visit their representatives and DEMAND they vote to release the files for the next 2 weeks.
Pass it on!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Most Americans want the Epstein files released, poll finds
About three-quarters of Americans support the release of all files related to the Jeffrey Epstein case, a new PBS News/NPR/Marist poll finds.
www.pbs.org
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"...A majority of Republicans — 67% — said they’d want all the files released..."
If this is true, people that live in republican districts need to call, write visit their representatives and DEMAND they vote to release the files for the next 2 weeks.
Pass it on!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
If this is true, people that live in republican districts need to call, write visit their representatives and DEMAND they vote to release the files for the next 2 weeks.
Pass it on!
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
I just realized that I haven’t eaten anything today because I’m not hungry. I better have a banana before things get bad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I just realized that I haven’t eaten anything today because I’m not hungry. I better have a banana before things get bad.
@peepers.bsky.social @wisekingaido.bsky.social
New Fallout trailer dropped. Looks awesome, as to be expected.
New Fallout trailer dropped. Looks awesome, as to be expected.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@peepers.bsky.social @wisekingaido.bsky.social
New Fallout trailer dropped. Looks awesome, as to be expected.
New Fallout trailer dropped. Looks awesome, as to be expected.
I just called my Republican congressman (woman?) to ask what her position on releasing the Epstein files are. The staffer did not know.
I advised the young person to please tell Laurel Lee (R) of Florida that protecting pedophiles is not a good look for anyone.
Call yours today.
I advised the young person to please tell Laurel Lee (R) of Florida that protecting pedophiles is not a good look for anyone.
Call yours today.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I just called my Republican congressman (woman?) to ask what her position on releasing the Epstein files are. The staffer did not know.
I advised the young person to please tell Laurel Lee (R) of Florida that protecting pedophiles is not a good look for anyone.
Call yours today.
I advised the young person to please tell Laurel Lee (R) of Florida that protecting pedophiles is not a good look for anyone.
Call yours today.
The House of Representatives is back in session.
Today is a great day to call your congressman and ask them what their vote will be regarding releasing the Epstein Files.
Today is a great day to call your congressman and ask them what their vote will be regarding releasing the Epstein Files.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The House of Representatives is back in session.
Today is a great day to call your congressman and ask them what their vote will be regarding releasing the Epstein Files.
Today is a great day to call your congressman and ask them what their vote will be regarding releasing the Epstein Files.
The Epstein files contain details that will out many important, powerful, and wealthy men as pedophiles.
They are fighting with everything they have because they are afraid of losing everything they have.
Keep pushing, y’all.
There are more of us than there are of them.
They are fighting with everything they have because they are afraid of losing everything they have.
Keep pushing, y’all.
There are more of us than there are of them.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Epstein files contain details that will out many important, powerful, and wealthy men as pedophiles.
They are fighting with everything they have because they are afraid of losing everything they have.
Keep pushing, y’all.
There are more of us than there are of them.
They are fighting with everything they have because they are afraid of losing everything they have.
Keep pushing, y’all.
There are more of us than there are of them.
The Truth Shall Set Us Free…
Which is why we will never see the complete story about Epstein.
Which is why we will never see the complete story about Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Truth Shall Set Us Free…
Which is why we will never see the complete story about Epstein.
Which is why we will never see the complete story about Epstein.
The theater kids are doing A Midsummer Night Dream at the High School tonight and no one told me it was in the courtyard. I thought it was in the cafeteria with the stage and the heat.
I showed up in a t-shirt and shorts. I am now back in the van.
I showed up in a t-shirt and shorts. I am now back in the van.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The theater kids are doing A Midsummer Night Dream at the High School tonight and no one told me it was in the courtyard. I thought it was in the cafeteria with the stage and the heat.
I showed up in a t-shirt and shorts. I am now back in the van.
I showed up in a t-shirt and shorts. I am now back in the van.
Ah, whenever I think about how stupid people can be, I remember this.
We are doomed.
We are doomed.
Happy Exploding Whale Day?
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ah, whenever I think about how stupid people can be, I remember this.
We are doomed.
We are doomed.
Post someone who looks great in a hat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Post someone who looks great in a hat.