Dave, The One And Only
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
Pinned
My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
Do they broadcast live?
Because I’m pretty sure that fans will understand the assignment.
Because I’m pretty sure that fans will understand the assignment.
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Do they broadcast live?
Because I’m pretty sure that fans will understand the assignment.
Because I’m pretty sure that fans will understand the assignment.
Not fake, but I’m not a fan of the animation.
Or most of what Cage does, really.
He misses with me much more than he hits.
Remember, I hate almost everything on sight.
Or most of what Cage does, really.
He misses with me much more than he hits.
Remember, I hate almost everything on sight.
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Not fake, but I’m not a fan of the animation.
Or most of what Cage does, really.
He misses with me much more than he hits.
Remember, I hate almost everything on sight.
Or most of what Cage does, really.
He misses with me much more than he hits.
Remember, I hate almost everything on sight.
I’m with Wiz.
My kids will watch it and I’ll nap.
That’s what dads do.
My kids will watch it and I’ll nap.
That’s what dads do.
February 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I’m with Wiz.
My kids will watch it and I’ll nap.
That’s what dads do.
My kids will watch it and I’ll nap.
That’s what dads do.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
Darn good day to be alive.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Darn good day to be alive.
In a very special place.
Lucky man.
Lucky man.
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
In a very special place.
Lucky man.
Lucky man.
I’m fine.
It looks like…
It looks like…
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I’m fine.
It looks like…
It looks like…
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
They had to do it four times for me before my heart got the message.
Seriously.
Two years ago tomorrow.
I feel much better now, though.
Seriously.
Two years ago tomorrow.
I feel much better now, though.
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
They had to do it four times for me before my heart got the message.
Seriously.
Two years ago tomorrow.
I feel much better now, though.
Seriously.
Two years ago tomorrow.
I feel much better now, though.
Didn’t know B&W Mickey was MAGA…
a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt that says ' todo ' on it
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt that says ' todo ' on it
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February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Didn’t know B&W Mickey was MAGA…
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
Probably.
I mean, there are times my mind wanders, you know, I can’t really help it, hey, do you remember when Indiana put “Wander” on their license plates, I think it was in the 80s because I remember my brother had an ‘86 Buick Grand National, he was the coolest guy…
What were we talking about?
I mean, there are times my mind wanders, you know, I can’t really help it, hey, do you remember when Indiana put “Wander” on their license plates, I think it was in the 80s because I remember my brother had an ‘86 Buick Grand National, he was the coolest guy…
What were we talking about?
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Probably.
I mean, there are times my mind wanders, you know, I can’t really help it, hey, do you remember when Indiana put “Wander” on their license plates, I think it was in the 80s because I remember my brother had an ‘86 Buick Grand National, he was the coolest guy…
What were we talking about?
I mean, there are times my mind wanders, you know, I can’t really help it, hey, do you remember when Indiana put “Wander” on their license plates, I think it was in the 80s because I remember my brother had an ‘86 Buick Grand National, he was the coolest guy…
What were we talking about?
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
I’ve heard it called both of those words separately and together. I think it’s a regional thing.
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I’ve heard it called both of those words separately and together. I think it’s a regional thing.
Fucks sake, have some decency.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Fucks sake, have some decency.
Like the old AMC Company?
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Like the old AMC Company?
Thank you, my friend. I appreciate you.
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Thank you, my friend. I appreciate you.
That’ll annoy the family next Christmas. Thanks!
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
That’ll annoy the family next Christmas. Thanks!
Gone. Not fine. I really hate my phone.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Gone. Not fine. I really hate my phone.
Tomorrow is the day, you’re close!
I will be. Laundry, PT, cleaning the house, family fine for the night.
I will be. Laundry, PT, cleaning the house, family fine for the night.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Tomorrow is the day, you’re close!
I will be. Laundry, PT, cleaning the house, family fine for the night.
I will be. Laundry, PT, cleaning the house, family fine for the night.
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
Ah, mute.
You are a wonder.
You are a wonder.
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Ah, mute.
You are a wonder.
You are a wonder.
Still here?
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Still here?