Dave, The One And Only
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
If they’re worried about that one time that Kid Rock talked about having sex with underage girls, wait until they find out that the President actually had sex multiple times with multiple minors.
They’ll be really upset then, you betcha.
They’ll be really upset then, you betcha.
February 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If they’re worried about that one time that Kid Rock talked about having sex with underage girls, wait until they find out that the President actually had sex multiple times with multiple minors.
They’ll be really upset then, you betcha.
They’ll be really upset then, you betcha.
This is legit. Big boos for JD, they cut away quick on the Jumbo.
Thank you, Italy.
We are not him.
Thank you, Italy.
We are not him.
Just watch.
The olympic audience cheers American athletes.
But the moment JD Vance appears on screen they boo.
The world doesn't hate *America.*
It hates our corrupt, lawless leaders. And the moment we remove them from power, the vibe can shift again.
The olympic audience cheers American athletes.
But the moment JD Vance appears on screen they boo.
The world doesn't hate *America.*
It hates our corrupt, lawless leaders. And the moment we remove them from power, the vibe can shift again.
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is legit. Big boos for JD, they cut away quick on the Jumbo.
Thank you, Italy.
We are not him.
Thank you, Italy.
We are not him.
New hat, who dis?
February 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
New hat, who dis?
Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner may be Iron Maiden’s master work.
It is their opera, and it still makes me shiver.
I love all 12 min or so of it.
It is their opera, and it still makes me shiver.
I love all 12 min or so of it.
February 7, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner may be Iron Maiden’s master work.
It is their opera, and it still makes me shiver.
I love all 12 min or so of it.
It is their opera, and it still makes me shiver.
I love all 12 min or so of it.
We bought my eldest their first turntable for Christmas, so the kids will learn if they choose to.
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
We bought my eldest their first turntable for Christmas, so the kids will learn if they choose to.
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February 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
100% agree. This is wonderful.
An intimate and unflinching look at a comedy icon who shaped not only my sense of humor but many others as well. Deeply personal and moving look at the man and his career and personal highs and lows all while making us laugh. A beautiful documentary that’s a must see for fans!
February 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
100% agree. This is wonderful.
“I refuse to vote for any candidate who says________!”
I’m going to vote for the candidate who is running against the Nazi.
Every time.
I’m going to vote for the candidate who is running against the Nazi.
Every time.
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“I refuse to vote for any candidate who says________!”
I’m going to vote for the candidate who is running against the Nazi.
Every time.
I’m going to vote for the candidate who is running against the Nazi.
Every time.
Last night, I learned that we wouldn’t have David Lynch without Mel Brooks.
It was Mel’s production company that made The Elephant Man, and Mel not only insisted on Lynch, but kept his name off of the production so that people would take the film seriously.
It was Mel’s production company that made The Elephant Man, and Mel not only insisted on Lynch, but kept his name off of the production so that people would take the film seriously.
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Last night, I learned that we wouldn’t have David Lynch without Mel Brooks.
It was Mel’s production company that made The Elephant Man, and Mel not only insisted on Lynch, but kept his name off of the production so that people would take the film seriously.
It was Mel’s production company that made The Elephant Man, and Mel not only insisted on Lynch, but kept his name off of the production so that people would take the film seriously.
I’m guessing that the owners/CEOs of all major US broadcasting companies that own major news networks are all affiliated with Epstein in one way or another. That’s the only thing that makes sense.
There’s no courage in that industry anymore.
There’s no courage in that industry anymore.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
I’m guessing that the owners/CEOs of all major US broadcasting companies that own major news networks are all affiliated with Epstein in one way or another. That’s the only thing that makes sense.
There’s no courage in that industry anymore.
There’s no courage in that industry anymore.
I hate people who say shit like “If I never have to watch a _______ movie again, I’ll still be mad because they exist!”
My good person, no one is forcing you to watch shit. No one. Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.
There is so much bad content out there. Don’t curse the darkness.
My good person, no one is forcing you to watch shit. No one. Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.
There is so much bad content out there. Don’t curse the darkness.
February 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I hate people who say shit like “If I never have to watch a _______ movie again, I’ll still be mad because they exist!”
My good person, no one is forcing you to watch shit. No one. Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.
There is so much bad content out there. Don’t curse the darkness.
My good person, no one is forcing you to watch shit. No one. Shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things.
There is so much bad content out there. Don’t curse the darkness.
I have a crisp new $100 bill for any reporter who asks Melania
“Did Epstein pay for your boob job?”
“Did Epstein pay for your boob job?”
February 7, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I have a crisp new $100 bill for any reporter who asks Melania
“Did Epstein pay for your boob job?”
“Did Epstein pay for your boob job?”
You know, I’m beginning to think that most men can’t be trusted in positions of power, and that wealthy men should NEVER hold any kind of political office or be appointed to any such positions.
They all seem to be morally bankrupt.
They all seem to be morally bankrupt.
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
You know, I’m beginning to think that most men can’t be trusted in positions of power, and that wealthy men should NEVER hold any kind of political office or be appointed to any such positions.
They all seem to be morally bankrupt.
They all seem to be morally bankrupt.
Come on, haven’t we all posted something that was incredibly racist because our attention spans are so fucking short that we can’t be bothered to watch the entirety of the thing that we are posting to millions of people?
Right?
25th Amendment.
Right fucking now.
Right?
25th Amendment.
Right fucking now.
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Come on, haven’t we all posted something that was incredibly racist because our attention spans are so fucking short that we can’t be bothered to watch the entirety of the thing that we are posting to millions of people?
Right?
25th Amendment.
Right fucking now.
Right?
25th Amendment.
Right fucking now.
Once more, because I feel I must.
Most humans are more than a match for any single swan, goose, or duck that exists in the world right now.
I’ve grabbed and loaded Ostriches into trailers by myself.
You can handle a goose.
Be brave.
Most humans are more than a match for any single swan, goose, or duck that exists in the world right now.
I’ve grabbed and loaded Ostriches into trailers by myself.
You can handle a goose.
Be brave.
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Once more, because I feel I must.
Most humans are more than a match for any single swan, goose, or duck that exists in the world right now.
I’ve grabbed and loaded Ostriches into trailers by myself.
You can handle a goose.
Be brave.
Most humans are more than a match for any single swan, goose, or duck that exists in the world right now.
I’ve grabbed and loaded Ostriches into trailers by myself.
You can handle a goose.
Be brave.
I’m very grateful to the CBC, the BBC, and independent journalists around the world to give Americans the truth, instead of appeasing the fascists in the White House as NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and every other news agency does in the US.
We see you.
We see you.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I’m very grateful to the CBC, the BBC, and independent journalists around the world to give Americans the truth, instead of appeasing the fascists in the White House as NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and every other news agency does in the US.
We see you.
We see you.
Melania isn’t mad about Trump fucking kids on the island because she met her meal ticket through Epstein. All she has, she owes to Epstein.
Imagine having no soul like that.
#BeBest
Imagine having no soul like that.
#BeBest
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Melania isn’t mad about Trump fucking kids on the island because she met her meal ticket through Epstein. All she has, she owes to Epstein.
Imagine having no soul like that.
#BeBest
Imagine having no soul like that.
#BeBest
I have a hard time not engaging with people who have no idea how things work.
That would be trolling, and trolling is bad.
I will say that there are very stupid people on both sides of the US political spectrum.
That would be trolling, and trolling is bad.
I will say that there are very stupid people on both sides of the US political spectrum.
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I have a hard time not engaging with people who have no idea how things work.
That would be trolling, and trolling is bad.
I will say that there are very stupid people on both sides of the US political spectrum.
That would be trolling, and trolling is bad.
I will say that there are very stupid people on both sides of the US political spectrum.
To those who live in areas that are subjected to door-to door salespeople/religious people, how early is too early to be knocking?
I ask because I saw one being dropped off when I was walking the dogs. It’s barely past 8AM here. If they start knocking this early, they may get yelled at.
I ask because I saw one being dropped off when I was walking the dogs. It’s barely past 8AM here. If they start knocking this early, they may get yelled at.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
To those who live in areas that are subjected to door-to door salespeople/religious people, how early is too early to be knocking?
I ask because I saw one being dropped off when I was walking the dogs. It’s barely past 8AM here. If they start knocking this early, they may get yelled at.
I ask because I saw one being dropped off when I was walking the dogs. It’s barely past 8AM here. If they start knocking this early, they may get yelled at.
One of the joys of dog sitting is he wants out at strange hours because at HIS house, there’s a doggy door so he comes and goes as he pleases.
Sigh.
Not like I’m sleeping well with the family gone anyway. Good morning.
Sigh.
Not like I’m sleeping well with the family gone anyway. Good morning.
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
One of the joys of dog sitting is he wants out at strange hours because at HIS house, there’s a doggy door so he comes and goes as he pleases.
Sigh.
Not like I’m sleeping well with the family gone anyway. Good morning.
Sigh.
Not like I’m sleeping well with the family gone anyway. Good morning.
I just spent a quality 3 1/2 hours watching the Mel Brooks documentary by Judd Apatow. I laughed, I cried. 10/10, no notes.
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I just spent a quality 3 1/2 hours watching the Mel Brooks documentary by Judd Apatow. I laughed, I cried. 10/10, no notes.
I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know jack shit about wrestling, but it seems like the AEW fans lean more liberal while the WWE people lean more conservative, politically speaking.
Is this a fair assessment or do I just follow more liberals than normal people?
Is this a fair assessment or do I just follow more liberals than normal people?
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I’ll be the first to admit that I don’t know jack shit about wrestling, but it seems like the AEW fans lean more liberal while the WWE people lean more conservative, politically speaking.
Is this a fair assessment or do I just follow more liberals than normal people?
Is this a fair assessment or do I just follow more liberals than normal people?
Wow, he’s not even hiding the racism anymore.
Color me shocked.
Shocked, I say.
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Color me shocked.
Shocked, I say.
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February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Wow, he’s not even hiding the racism anymore.
Color me shocked.
Shocked, I say.
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Color me shocked.
Shocked, I say.
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Sure. I’ll play, but I’m picking the age.
Introduce your 14yr old self with 5 songs.
1. Private Idaho-B-52s
2. Number of the Beast-Iron Maiden
3. I Am A Rock-Simon&Garfunkel
4. The Vatican Rag-Tom Lehrer
5. Rappers Delight-The Sugar Hill Gang
The list changes as I age.
Different now.
Introduce your 14yr old self with 5 songs.
1. Private Idaho-B-52s
2. Number of the Beast-Iron Maiden
3. I Am A Rock-Simon&Garfunkel
4. The Vatican Rag-Tom Lehrer
5. Rappers Delight-The Sugar Hill Gang
The list changes as I age.
Different now.
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Survive - Rise Against
2. Plowed - Sponge
3. Rest of My Life - Less Than Jake
4. Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day
5. Race Against Myself- Offspring
1. Survive - Rise Against
2. Plowed - Sponge
3. Rest of My Life - Less Than Jake
4. Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day
5. Race Against Myself- Offspring
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
February 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Sure. I’ll play, but I’m picking the age.
Introduce your 14yr old self with 5 songs.
1. Private Idaho-B-52s
2. Number of the Beast-Iron Maiden
3. I Am A Rock-Simon&Garfunkel
4. The Vatican Rag-Tom Lehrer
5. Rappers Delight-The Sugar Hill Gang
The list changes as I age.
Different now.
Introduce your 14yr old self with 5 songs.
1. Private Idaho-B-52s
2. Number of the Beast-Iron Maiden
3. I Am A Rock-Simon&Garfunkel
4. The Vatican Rag-Tom Lehrer
5. Rappers Delight-The Sugar Hill Gang
The list changes as I age.
Different now.
Yeah, I’m an asshole.
Heartless, some have said.
Heartless, some have said.
February 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Yeah, I’m an asshole.
Heartless, some have said.
Heartless, some have said.