Dave, The One And Only
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
Pinned
My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
Chris Hemsworrh has now done commercials for AI and vacations to Abu Dhabi.
He’s a cunt.
It’s official.
He’s a cunt.
It’s official.
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Chris Hemsworrh has now done commercials for AI and vacations to Abu Dhabi.
He’s a cunt.
It’s official.
He’s a cunt.
It’s official.
I cannot get past the kids having American accents and the adults having Scottish accents in the “How to Train your Dragon” movies.
It’s literally the easiest thing to get right.
All else can be whatever you want, but they live in one village on one island. They would all sound the same.
Fuck.
It’s literally the easiest thing to get right.
All else can be whatever you want, but they live in one village on one island. They would all sound the same.
Fuck.
February 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I cannot get past the kids having American accents and the adults having Scottish accents in the “How to Train your Dragon” movies.
It’s literally the easiest thing to get right.
All else can be whatever you want, but they live in one village on one island. They would all sound the same.
Fuck.
It’s literally the easiest thing to get right.
All else can be whatever you want, but they live in one village on one island. They would all sound the same.
Fuck.
Roses are Red
Your feelings do matter
I’m glad you stayed fit
While I only got fatter
Your feelings do matter
I’m glad you stayed fit
While I only got fatter
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Roses are Red
Your feelings do matter
I’m glad you stayed fit
While I only got fatter
Your feelings do matter
I’m glad you stayed fit
While I only got fatter
Every time I come across someone who talks about who they won’t vote for, I’m going to ask them who they WILL vote for.
I’m betting they have no answers.
I’m betting they have no answers.
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Every time I come across someone who talks about who they won’t vote for, I’m going to ask them who they WILL vote for.
I’m betting they have no answers.
I’m betting they have no answers.
I’ll keep asking this question until I actually get the name of like one candidate. Any fucking candidates. Who will you vote for?
Dear Liberals who refused to vote for Kamala Harris;
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
February 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
I’ll keep asking this question until I actually get the name of like one candidate. Any fucking candidates. Who will you vote for?
Happy Valentines Day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Happy Valentines Day!
Hey @peepers.bsky.social and @wisekingaido.bsky.social
Did you see Predator: Badlands?
What did you think?
Did you see Predator: Badlands?
What did you think?
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Hey @peepers.bsky.social and @wisekingaido.bsky.social
Did you see Predator: Badlands?
What did you think?
Did you see Predator: Badlands?
What did you think?
Going to dinner at a chain steakhouse with my best girl tonight to celebrate both Valentines tomorrow and my Lazarus Day yesterday.
She wants Texas Roadhouse. It’ll do.
She wants Texas Roadhouse. It’ll do.
February 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Going to dinner at a chain steakhouse with my best girl tonight to celebrate both Valentines tomorrow and my Lazarus Day yesterday.
She wants Texas Roadhouse. It’ll do.
She wants Texas Roadhouse. It’ll do.
Dear Liberals who refused to vote for Kamala Harris;
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dear Liberals who refused to vote for Kamala Harris;
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
Who will you vote for? Who in the political spectrum will you actually endorse and show up for at the ballot box?
All of the people who are “resisting” by not voting are the ones driving the push towards fascism.
Doing nothing enables evil.
Vote for the candidate who most closely aligns with your views and then push them to be better.
That’s how the conservatives got into power.
Doing nothing enables evil.
Vote for the candidate who most closely aligns with your views and then push them to be better.
That’s how the conservatives got into power.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
All of the people who are “resisting” by not voting are the ones driving the push towards fascism.
Doing nothing enables evil.
Vote for the candidate who most closely aligns with your views and then push them to be better.
That’s how the conservatives got into power.
Doing nothing enables evil.
Vote for the candidate who most closely aligns with your views and then push them to be better.
That’s how the conservatives got into power.
I want a new Star Trek series called Derp Space Nien that’s a comedy in which Nazis won and went to space except it’s like Hogans Heroes.
I may be a little high right now.
I may be a little high right now.
February 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I want a new Star Trek series called Derp Space Nien that’s a comedy in which Nazis won and went to space except it’s like Hogans Heroes.
I may be a little high right now.
I may be a little high right now.
I have never needed to snort cocaine so badly that I would resort to snorting it from a toilet.
I haven’t touched it in almost 20 years, and never, not once, did I ever snort it from any surface in any bathroom.
Have some decorum, for fucks sake.
I haven’t touched it in almost 20 years, and never, not once, did I ever snort it from any surface in any bathroom.
Have some decorum, for fucks sake.
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I have never needed to snort cocaine so badly that I would resort to snorting it from a toilet.
I haven’t touched it in almost 20 years, and never, not once, did I ever snort it from any surface in any bathroom.
Have some decorum, for fucks sake.
I haven’t touched it in almost 20 years, and never, not once, did I ever snort it from any surface in any bathroom.
Have some decorum, for fucks sake.
He’s a good boy.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He’s a good boy.
I’m calling shenanigans on Steely Pete. An armorer wouldn’t be able to grow that beard and get close to heat and flames.
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m calling shenanigans on Steely Pete. An armorer wouldn’t be able to grow that beard and get close to heat and flames.
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
Of course he did coke from the seat of a toilet, probably in a club sometime in the 80s.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Of course he did coke from the seat of a toilet, probably in a club sometime in the 80s.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
Binged the first four of “Knight of the 7 Kingdoms” and I’m mad because I thought they were all out.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Binged the first four of “Knight of the 7 Kingdoms” and I’m mad because I thought they were all out.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
I was gonna talk about what day it is, but the only people that it matters to live under my roof, so I’ll just say that every day that you can hug your loved ones and tell them how much they matter to you is a great day, and I’m grateful for every one of those days.
Also, thank all of you.
Also, thank all of you.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I was gonna talk about what day it is, but the only people that it matters to live under my roof, so I’ll just say that every day that you can hug your loved ones and tell them how much they matter to you is a great day, and I’m grateful for every one of those days.
Also, thank all of you.
Also, thank all of you.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
Darn good day to be alive.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Darn good day to be alive.
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
Reposted by Dave, The One And Only
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?