Dave, The One And Only
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I like all of y’all just fine, but I don’t need to see ANYONES hoo- haw.
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I like all of y’all just fine, but I don’t need to see ANYONES hoo- haw.
Some of y’all have spicy accounts, and that’s totally cool. If I come across them, I’ll probably mute them.
Please don’t take offense, but that’s not why I’m here.
Please don’t take offense, but that’s not why I’m here.
February 10, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Some of y’all have spicy accounts, and that’s totally cool. If I come across them, I’ll probably mute them.
Please don’t take offense, but that’s not why I’m here.
Please don’t take offense, but that’s not why I’m here.
If you love football, you should have enjoyed last nights defensive clinic. Both teams were very good on D, offense looked lackluster because of that.
That’s football.
That’s football.
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
If you love football, you should have enjoyed last nights defensive clinic. Both teams were very good on D, offense looked lackluster because of that.
That’s football.
That’s football.
My oldest is driving me insane. They stress about school and social situations, so that anxiety manifests itself as a stomach ache. I can’t keep pulling them from school. We’ve had tests. We’ve seen specialists. Spent $$$ and they just called, demanding to be picked up. I refused. This will be bad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My oldest is driving me insane. They stress about school and social situations, so that anxiety manifests itself as a stomach ache. I can’t keep pulling them from school. We’ve had tests. We’ve seen specialists. Spent $$$ and they just called, demanding to be picked up. I refused. This will be bad.
Dear MAGA;
If that Olympic athlete isn’t telling you how to fuck your cousin, you probably shouldn’t tell them how to compete.
Ok?
Good talk.
If that Olympic athlete isn’t telling you how to fuck your cousin, you probably shouldn’t tell them how to compete.
Ok?
Good talk.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Dear MAGA;
If that Olympic athlete isn’t telling you how to fuck your cousin, you probably shouldn’t tell them how to compete.
Ok?
Good talk.
If that Olympic athlete isn’t telling you how to fuck your cousin, you probably shouldn’t tell them how to compete.
Ok?
Good talk.
Three days until my 2 year death anniversary.
That’ll be fun.
Maybe I should have a steak?
That’ll be fun.
Maybe I should have a steak?
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Three days until my 2 year death anniversary.
That’ll be fun.
Maybe I should have a steak?
That’ll be fun.
Maybe I should have a steak?
Reposted by Dave, The One And Only
“Candidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.”
And that’s how we got here.
And that’s how we got here.
February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
“Candidate A supports 90% of what I believe in. Candidate B only supports 10% of what I belive in. Therefore, both candidates fail to support 100% of what I believe in and I will not vote for either.”
And that’s how we got here.
And that’s how we got here.
The fat lady is warming up.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The fat lady is warming up.
Fuck ai dot com.
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Fuck ai dot com.
Never mind.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Never mind.
Could be a football game here.
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Could be a football game here.
Thor can fuck off, too.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Thor can fuck off, too.
Zevo kills 99.9% of bugs that it traps, so there one bug in 1000 that is a complete badass and will murder you and your family in retribution.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Zevo kills 99.9% of bugs that it traps, so there one bug in 1000 that is a complete badass and will murder you and your family in retribution.
A kicker as the MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
A kicker as the MVP?
Snoop Dogg in anything.
Fuck off, Snoop.
Fuck off, Snoop.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Snoop Dogg in anything.
Fuck off, Snoop.
Fuck off, Snoop.
Mike Tyson in a MAHA ad.
Fuck off, Mike.
Fuck off, Mike.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Mike Tyson in a MAHA ad.
Fuck off, Mike.
Fuck off, Mike.
Wow. He made a live music video in Spanish with Gaga and Ricky Martin that we all could understand.
That was epic.
Well done, Benito.
MAGA is breaking down.
That was epic.
Well done, Benito.
MAGA is breaking down.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Wow. He made a live music video in Spanish with Gaga and Ricky Martin that we all could understand.
That was epic.
Well done, Benito.
MAGA is breaking down.
That was epic.
Well done, Benito.
MAGA is breaking down.
So far, it’s been
Gambling
and
AI
and
Crypto,
oh my
Gambling
and
AI
and
Crypto,
oh my
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 AM
So far, it’s been
Gambling
and
AI
and
Crypto,
oh my
Gambling
and
AI
and
Crypto,
oh my
Hey @odinsleftnut.bsky.social
How are you doing tonight?
How are you doing tonight?
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hey @odinsleftnut.bsky.social
How are you doing tonight?
How are you doing tonight?
Oh my dear god that crypto commercial was bad.
Rick your body.
Buy crypto.
Burn it all down
Rick your body.
Buy crypto.
Burn it all down
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Oh my dear god that crypto commercial was bad.
Rick your body.
Buy crypto.
Burn it all down
Rick your body.
Buy crypto.
Burn it all down
Both of these teams have got BIG D ENERGY.
February 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Both of these teams have got BIG D ENERGY.
Dear Bluesky;
Is it pronounced…
toe-PEE-airy
tah-pie-oh-ree
TOP-ee-airy
I await your opinions.
Is it pronounced…
toe-PEE-airy
tah-pie-oh-ree
TOP-ee-airy
I await your opinions.
February 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Dear Bluesky;
Is it pronounced…
toe-PEE-airy
tah-pie-oh-ree
TOP-ee-airy
I await your opinions.
Is it pronounced…
toe-PEE-airy
tah-pie-oh-ree
TOP-ee-airy
I await your opinions.
Oh, the AI ads are going to be bad.
We don’t want it.
At all.
Please stop.
We don’t want it.
At all.
Please stop.
February 8, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Oh, the AI ads are going to be bad.
We don’t want it.
At all.
Please stop.
We don’t want it.
At all.
Please stop.
I want the Seahawks to win because Kraft is a Trumper, a convicted sex pest, and probably raped children on Epstein island or at the Zorro Ranch.
It’s that simple.
It’s that simple.
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I want the Seahawks to win because Kraft is a Trumper, a convicted sex pest, and probably raped children on Epstein island or at the Zorro Ranch.
It’s that simple.
It’s that simple.