Dave, The One And Only
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
He’s a good boy.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
He’s a good boy.
I’m calling shenanigans on Steely Pete. An armorer wouldn’t be able to grow that beard and get close to heat and flames.
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I’m calling shenanigans on Steely Pete. An armorer wouldn’t be able to grow that beard and get close to heat and flames.
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
#KnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
Of course he did coke from the seat of a toilet, probably in a club sometime in the 80s.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Of course he did coke from the seat of a toilet, probably in a club sometime in the 80s.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
He was also a heroin addict and steroid user.
Please listen to him tell about how vaccines that prevent deadly diseases are bad.
I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about.
FFS.
Binged the first four of “Knight of the 7 Kingdoms” and I’m mad because I thought they were all out.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Binged the first four of “Knight of the 7 Kingdoms” and I’m mad because I thought they were all out.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
Dammit.
It’s engaging.
I was gonna talk about what day it is, but the only people that it matters to live under my roof, so I’ll just say that every day that you can hug your loved ones and tell them how much they matter to you is a great day, and I’m grateful for every one of those days.
Also, thank all of you.
Also, thank all of you.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I was gonna talk about what day it is, but the only people that it matters to live under my roof, so I’ll just say that every day that you can hug your loved ones and tell them how much they matter to you is a great day, and I’m grateful for every one of those days.
Also, thank all of you.
Also, thank all of you.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today.
I will not stir shit today…
I can stir shit tomorrow.
Darn good day to be alive.
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Darn good day to be alive.
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
February 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Did Kumail Nanjani hit the HGH?
Reposted by Dave, The One And Only
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If you begin a post with “Y’all, when you’re doing…” and proceed to ask a question, and then you limit the replies to that question, I’m just going to assume that you’re stupid.
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How would you like to punch a lot of really rich people right in the wallet?
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
Don’t use AI.
At all.
For anything.
Use it as little as HUMANLY possible, if you know what I mean.
Eliminate the demand.
Don’t fall for their shit.
Oh, and fuck Ring.
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’ve made the joke.
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
I’ve moved on now.
What’s for lunch?
Ah, mute.
You are a wonder.
You are a wonder.
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Ah, mute.
You are a wonder.
You are a wonder.
I may have smoked a bowl with my coffee.
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I may have smoked a bowl with my coffee.
Normalize people using “Chicken bird” the same way that people use “Tuna fish” or “Naan bread” so we can all sound stupid together.
“I’d like the 10 piece fried chicken bird, please add 6 biscuit breads.”
“I’d like the 10 piece fried chicken bird, please add 6 biscuit breads.”
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Normalize people using “Chicken bird” the same way that people use “Tuna fish” or “Naan bread” so we can all sound stupid together.
“I’d like the 10 piece fried chicken bird, please add 6 biscuit breads.”
“I’d like the 10 piece fried chicken bird, please add 6 biscuit breads.”
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“Well, if we go after everyone in the Epstein Files, that could mean multiple countries could lose their leadership and collapse!”
THEY RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN AND USED THEIR MONEY AND POWER TO AVOID JUSTICE. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.
THEY RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN AND USED THEIR MONEY AND POWER TO AVOID JUSTICE. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.
February 11, 2026 at 4:47 AM
“Well, if we go after everyone in the Epstein Files, that could mean multiple countries could lose their leadership and collapse!”
THEY RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN AND USED THEIR MONEY AND POWER TO AVOID JUSTICE. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.
THEY RAPED AND MURDERED CHILDREN AND USED THEIR MONEY AND POWER TO AVOID JUSTICE. I DO NOT FUCKING CARE. SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.
Saying “Naan bread” is just like saying “Tuna fish”.
Stop it.
Stop it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Saying “Naan bread” is just like saying “Tuna fish”.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Kermit doesn’t owe you anything.
Be grateful for what you get.
Be grateful for what you get.
February 11, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Kermit doesn’t owe you anything.
Be grateful for what you get.
Be grateful for what you get.
Everyone who isn’t in the Epstein Files should put that on their resumes from now on and we should normalize this.
If you see a resume that does not say “Proudly not mentioned at all in the Epstein Files”, you should ask them if they knew him.
If you see a resume that does not say “Proudly not mentioned at all in the Epstein Files”, you should ask them if they knew him.
February 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Everyone who isn’t in the Epstein Files should put that on their resumes from now on and we should normalize this.
If you see a resume that does not say “Proudly not mentioned at all in the Epstein Files”, you should ask them if they knew him.
If you see a resume that does not say “Proudly not mentioned at all in the Epstein Files”, you should ask them if they knew him.
I’ve tried tea.
Hot? Nope.
Iced? No thanks.
Sweet and iced? Again, not my thing.
Y’all enjoy.
Hot? Nope.
Iced? No thanks.
Sweet and iced? Again, not my thing.
Y’all enjoy.
February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I’ve tried tea.
Hot? Nope.
Iced? No thanks.
Sweet and iced? Again, not my thing.
Y’all enjoy.
Hot? Nope.
Iced? No thanks.
Sweet and iced? Again, not my thing.
Y’all enjoy.
This stuff in the Epstein Files?
This is the kind of stuff that you break out the guillotine for.
Prosecute them all.
This is the kind of stuff that you break out the guillotine for.
Prosecute them all.
February 11, 2026 at 1:13 PM
This stuff in the Epstein Files?
This is the kind of stuff that you break out the guillotine for.
Prosecute them all.
This is the kind of stuff that you break out the guillotine for.
Prosecute them all.
Hey @nostra.bsky.social
How’s Fallout 3 going? Having fun in Megaton?
How’s Fallout 3 going? Having fun in Megaton?
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hey @nostra.bsky.social
How’s Fallout 3 going? Having fun in Megaton?
How’s Fallout 3 going? Having fun in Megaton?
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Guys, I tried to string her along, but she deleted her account.
Too bad.
We had a real connection.
Too bad.
We had a real connection.
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Guys, I tried to string her along, but she deleted her account.
Too bad.
We had a real connection.
Too bad.
We had a real connection.