rach
@tealtigerlily.bsky.social
36 she/her 🏳️⚧️
socially awk nerd/cvnty baddie
i like mtns and snow
i lov my cat n my bike
🔞 minors dni
socially awk nerd/cvnty baddie
i like mtns and snow
i lov my cat n my bike
🔞 minors dni
trash head
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
trash head
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
im a trash can head
fill me up with all your trash please
melodically speaking, i’m jacking off
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
medically speaking, i'm jacking off
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
melodically speaking, i’m jacking off
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
-yngwie malmsteen, probably
*fisherman voice* oh shes a right bloomin monster hauled up from the depths all right
depression
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*fisherman voice* oh shes a right bloomin monster hauled up from the depths all right
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
Just one of the many benefits of tying my hands behind my back is that it improves my posture. don't you wanna help me improve my posture?
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just one of the many benefits of tying my hands behind my back is that it improves my posture. don't you wanna help me improve my posture?
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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they say it was getting run over by a car that killed my grandpa. but i know it was seed oils
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
they say it was getting run over by a car that killed my grandpa. but i know it was seed oils
me when i play bloodborne
Oh I’m sure it’s being well-taken care of. I just can’t unsee the head of a dog on the body of a chicken.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
me when i play bloodborne
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trans day of retribution and trans day of vengeance
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
trans day of retribution and trans day of vengeance
i still feel like the ffs surgeon went too heavy on my cheeks 😓 it wasnt supposed to be adding fat on my cheekbones, just a little bit in the hollow to make me less angular. idk how much more it will settle downward when its almost been two months and it makes me sad
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
i still feel like the ffs surgeon went too heavy on my cheeks 😓 it wasnt supposed to be adding fat on my cheekbones, just a little bit in the hollow to make me less angular. idk how much more it will settle downward when its almost been two months and it makes me sad
im not beating my meat this is cnc roleplay
i'm not beating my meat i'm making love to my meat
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
im not beating my meat this is cnc roleplay
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I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I gotta go but listen. The thing that you need to understand is that it totally rules to suck a girl’s dick. Okay? People will insist it doesn’t rule but real heads know. Everyone stay safe out there, try to suck a girl’s dick if that’s available to you as an option, good for what ails you, peace
still waiting to see the ‘Selfish Boomers are living longer and destroying the funeral industry’ headline
Wow. How dare Americans not pay more than ever for devices on less than ever pay. Selfish. Will no one think of the billionaires?
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
still waiting to see the ‘Selfish Boomers are living longer and destroying the funeral industry’ headline
the bit > being a good girl
No one ever gives brats enough credit for how funny they are
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
the bit > being a good girl
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
gentle and sensitive love is when the cuffs are in front instead of behind the back
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
gentle and sensitive love is when the cuffs are in front instead of behind the back
dog girl who hides her spiro pill in a slice of cheese
robot girl who suspends her estrogen in motor oil
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
dog girl who hides her spiro pill in a slice of cheese
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Not good! I wanna go to the gender-affirming grocery store and pick up some trans-inclusive broccoli 😔
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not good! I wanna go to the gender-affirming grocery store and pick up some trans-inclusive broccoli 😔
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american (fake) thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
american (fake) thanksgiving
checking to see to see if i have the willpower to stop halfway before eating an entire pint of half baked
no, the answer is still no
no, the answer is still no
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
checking to see to see if i have the willpower to stop halfway before eating an entire pint of half baked
no, the answer is still no
no, the answer is still no
oh god the anxiety of texting two guys i call daddy as well as my actual father, all at the same time
i promise i didnt tell my dad to bend me over and spank me… pretty sure
i promise i didnt tell my dad to bend me over and spank me… pretty sure
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
oh god the anxiety of texting two guys i call daddy as well as my actual father, all at the same time
i promise i didnt tell my dad to bend me over and spank me… pretty sure
i promise i didnt tell my dad to bend me over and spank me… pretty sure