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25, hot, and subsequently, bothered
So I’ve deleted hinge, the focus is now to prepare my circles for the primaries, and try to sustain my local community through this regime. I was going to use my profile to spread awareness of the fact that women are too scared to date… but like why bother? If men don’t get it now, they never will
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."
August 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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PS: plenty more comics just like it in my books and on my website, xoxo

www.tommysiegel.net
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Guys I’m scrolling through here and honestly I think we did it- this app isn’t reminiscent of the good ol days on twitter…

Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Mamdani's statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport him and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

Link | Subreddit
July 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hiking up your cover charge at your club from $8… to 20 “for pride” seems kinda greedy to me. Mind you nothing special was happening in the club when we went- the drag performances already happened earlier in the day so, what are we paying double for???
June 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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🗣️ SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID
May 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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#SOFTTACO:

Submissive
Obsequious
Felonious
Traitorous
Trump
Always
Chickens
Out
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Hosting Crash Course has hope-pilled me....
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May 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Commented on a random survivor related tik tok and got this reply… girl just move to blue sky 😭
May 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And ykw if we’re this sick of having to drive we could just ✨invest in public transit✨
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This apartment complex wants me to crash out actually
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Beneath contempt.
May 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Email is the cockroach of the internet - it outlives every wave trying to kill it. Forget Slack, forget Discord, forget chat apps. Email is universal, decentralized, and asynchronous. It's not sexy, but it's the ultimate survivor.
May 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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real nigga shit
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ok it’s day 2 of my early bird streak- I will be fixing my sleep schedule this whole week so that I become an morning girlie😌
May 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Today is the only day you can repost this.
May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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SAILORR will release her debut mixtape, ‘FROM FLORIDA’S FINEST’ next Friday.
April 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Katie Phang: And now that my time here at MSNBC comes to a close, I am taking that fight back to a familiar place… I hope you'll follow along with me as I continue to meet you where you are at places like Substack and YouTube with fellow truth tellers like MeidasTouch…
April 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Music really would be a drug that could replace (some) other ones if we started only letting talented ppl again😗
April 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Mahmoud Khalil, a legal U.S. resident, has been held in an ICE detention center for over a month but has still not been charged with a crime.
April 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM