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Tealeavespls
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25, hot, and subsequently, bothered
Honestly I think Mayor Mamdani caught the last ship off of that app in meeting his wife. Bc matchgroup inc. has no intention of anyone actually using their apps for their supposed intended purpose of meeting anyone anymore, it’s all just a money hole
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
So I’ve deleted hinge, the focus is now to prepare my circles for the primaries, and try to sustain my local community through this regime. I was going to use my profile to spread awareness of the fact that women are too scared to date… but like why bother? If men don’t get it now, they never will
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."
August 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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PS: plenty more comics just like it in my books and on my website, xoxo

www.tommysiegel.net
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now THIS is how you build intrigue- night club debuts have to make a comeback. The overplayed, 15 sec snippet TikTok tease for new tracks is sooooo over🙂‍↕️
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Low key, maybe it’s the edibles but that’s kind of beautiful in a way. I did all this work to reconnect with my inner child, and ended up reconnecting with dorky teen me- who’s actually really cool when you let go of cringe
July 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Guys I’m scrolling through here and honestly I think we did it- this app isn’t reminiscent of the good ol days on twitter…

Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Mamdani's statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport him and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

Link | Subreddit
July 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
But what do I know?🤷🏽‍♀️
June 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Idk like for a club that touts about inclusivity during a time where everyone is struggling while desperately trying relearn how to socialize and form community again, shrugging and saying “it costs more bc it’s pride!” doesn’t seem like very sound reasoning to me
June 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Hiking up your cover charge at your club from $8… to 20 “for pride” seems kinda greedy to me. Mind you nothing special was happening in the club when we went- the drag performances already happened earlier in the day so, what are we paying double for???
June 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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🗣️ SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID
May 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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#SOFTTACO:

Submissive
Obsequious
Felonious
Traitorous
Trump
Always
Chickens
Out
May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Hosting Crash Course has hope-pilled me....
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May 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ok but real talk this is exactly the plan, ppl keep telling me they stick around on twitter bc their fav creators are on it- content creators can make real change by leaving twitter and making it known they won’t stand for a space that platforms nazis. It’s really that simple🙂‍↕️
May 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Commented on a random survivor related tik tok and got this reply… girl just move to blue sky 😭
May 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
And ykw if we’re this sick of having to drive we could just ✨invest in public transit✨
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ykw??? Just listened to Revolving Door- I typically can’t stand her more popular stuff aside from like, “Sports Car” (the rest of it gives “gym lobby” ntns) but this song really builds at the end in a way that makes it way more interesting than the majority of her other songs😗
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.

“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”

Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This apartment complex wants me to crash out actually
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Beneath contempt.
May 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Email is the cockroach of the internet - it outlives every wave trying to kill it. Forget Slack, forget Discord, forget chat apps. Email is universal, decentralized, and asynchronous. It's not sexy, but it's the ultimate survivor.
May 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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real nigga shit
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM