the queer urge to punch your friends in the mouth with your own mouth softly because you like them as friends

I wouldn’t say I crave chaos but I might leave the door open

Polyamory: for when your real kink is maintaining calendars and juggling schedules!

Is my grandpa scrolling throught TikTok right now what is happening?

Saw a sign the other day saying indicating the bridge ahead only had 11 and a half feet of clearance and I couldn't help but think that if I were to run at that bridge full speed with a duplicate of me balancing on my head, someone's head is going to hurt and it's probably gonna be some form of me.

It’s so fucking ironic that the more I learn about life, the less certain I am about anything.

At a partner's house and said partner just said "Hi kitty" I can never tell if kitty is me or kitty is the creature lounging in the sunshine staring at me periodically.

Can someone tell April to fuck off already?

after stressing out for 6 hours i've decided it's nbd

Sorry I didn’t come to your party but I have a bruise and everybody woulda asked me how I got it

The more cat I feel the more I meow. The question is how much meow can I meow before the meow I meow meow meow

imagine hating me when I spend each and every day shapeshifting into someone way more disgusting

Listening to an old podcast from 8 years ago and the guy' simultaneously in disbelief over the president at the time as well as the price of the Switch and wow we sure are caught in a loop aren't we?

Hi. I'm Tavomi. Here's my first post on Bluesky because I guess I exists here now. Will there be more? No way to tell at the moment.