Tanowicki
@tanowicki.bsky.social
Bit of a sleepyhead. Hot showers forever!
My dentist called at 7:10 about my 7:00 cleaning. I was able to throw on some clothes and jog down to arrived before their 7:15 force reschedule. 15 minute cities for the win!
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My dentist called at 7:10 about my 7:00 cleaning. I was able to throw on some clothes and jog down to arrived before their 7:15 force reschedule. 15 minute cities for the win!
I really thought the guys who sang this were younger - like teenagers. youtu.be/rPJz3syNbtE?...
The Whispers - Rock Steady (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UnidiscMusic
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I really thought the guys who sang this were younger - like teenagers. youtu.be/rPJz3syNbtE?...
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In just a decade they went from purity rings to teen sex slave positivity. Trump is a transformational president.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
In just a decade they went from purity rings to teen sex slave positivity. Trump is a transformational president.
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
The other day I got a phone call from ‘Bank of America’ regarding a charge to GameStop and asking if it was real. I was surprised they left a message.
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The other day I got a phone call from ‘Bank of America’ regarding a charge to GameStop and asking if it was real. I was surprised they left a message.
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Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy itsa me elon
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
King: criminy
Musk: you know, joyce carol oates, she says i no read
Musk: but thata not true
Musk: as evidenced by dissa new ad campaign i just start onna twitter to convince everyone that i read
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
We should be able to have occasional whale explosions as a treat.
On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast.
That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.
Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.
Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970
The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.
www.opb.org
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We should be able to have occasional whale explosions as a treat.
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“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”
Omg I’m dead.
Omg I’m dead.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“If you’re really poor how come you’re not in black and white”
Omg I’m dead.
Omg I’m dead.
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Reminder - when turkey frying, things can go from "wholesome family cooking memory" to "traumatic family cooking memory" very quickly.
A few precious decisions separate, "That's the year we fried the turkey!" and "That's the year we burned down the deck."
Make good choices. Children are watching.
A few precious decisions separate, "That's the year we fried the turkey!" and "That's the year we burned down the deck."
Make good choices. Children are watching.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reminder - when turkey frying, things can go from "wholesome family cooking memory" to "traumatic family cooking memory" very quickly.
A few precious decisions separate, "That's the year we fried the turkey!" and "That's the year we burned down the deck."
Make good choices. Children are watching.
A few precious decisions separate, "That's the year we fried the turkey!" and "That's the year we burned down the deck."
Make good choices. Children are watching.
I scrubbed the bathroom. I think I only got the top layer off and will need to scrub again.
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I scrubbed the bathroom. I think I only got the top layer off and will need to scrub again.
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Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
I have so many plans for a productive tomorrow. Let’s see what happens.
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have so many plans for a productive tomorrow. Let’s see what happens.
Just cleaned my hard basement floors. They may need a second clean.
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just cleaned my hard basement floors. They may need a second clean.
My house is so quiet.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My house is so quiet.
Just listened to 10,000 maniacs’ hey Jack Kerouac hoping that removes it from my head. It’s a good song but a song stuck in the head can’t stay.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just listened to 10,000 maniacs’ hey Jack Kerouac hoping that removes it from my head. It’s a good song but a song stuck in the head can’t stay.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
Debating going to DC because I can. I’m pretty sure I’m working the finals weekend.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Debating going to DC because I can. I’m pretty sure I’m working the finals weekend.
This is Ruth after I told her to expect more attention.
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is Ruth after I told her to expect more attention.
Coffey should have pulled a Marta there
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Coffey should have pulled a Marta there
I want to see the gps stats for Fleming.
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I want to see the gps stats for Fleming.
Free soccer is not free.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Free soccer is not free.
Sweet Caroline is an “okay boomer” song.
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Sweet Caroline is an “okay boomer” song.