Jordan Schmidt
@tallguyschmidt.bsky.social
Aching, shaking, breaking, like humans do. You may have heard me in a podcast about cartoons or 90s movies, or seen me in a niche video essay. Who knows where you'll see me next. Quite autistic, and quite chatty about it. [he/him]
coincidentally, 'roasted and toasted' were the unilever executives' nicknames for ben and jerry
Ben & Jerry's Roasted & Toasted (2015-2016): This Wal-Mart exclusive consisted of *dark* chocolate ice cream loaded with fudge chunks, fudge-covered roasted almonds, and a toasted marshmallow swirl.
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
coincidentally, 'roasted and toasted' were the unilever executives' nicknames for ben and jerry
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
tom stoppard dying directly before the inevitable hamnet oscar campaign is an omen of some sort and i fear it won't be listened to.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
tom stoppard dying directly before the inevitable hamnet oscar campaign is an omen of some sort and i fear it won't be listened to.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
-Bon Jovi and the Goo Goo Dolls
-Ozzy Osbourne
-Rush
-Van Halen
-The Who
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
Bon Jovi
Billy Joel & Elton John
Dire Straits
Anthrax
Def Leppard
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
Foo Fighters
Paul McCartney
Peter Gabriel
Hozier
Suede and the Manic Street Preachers
happy turkey day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHiG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHiG...
Family Fortunes Turkey episode HQ Full Round
YouTube video by GoldenTelly
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November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
happy turkey day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHiG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHiG...
turned another year older, despite my best interests. what can you do?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
30/90
YouTube video by Andrew Garfield - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
turned another year older, despite my best interests. what can you do?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqEP...
Da, and I cannot stress this enough, bearsss
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Da, and I cannot stress this enough, bearsss
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
if Paramount is doing what I think Paramount is doing, they'd best buckle up. As adamant as the Looney Tunes fans were with WBD, Parker & Stone, and their fans, will cause so much more of a shit-stir if this thing has been shelved.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
if Paramount is doing what I think Paramount is doing, they'd best buckle up. As adamant as the Looney Tunes fans were with WBD, Parker & Stone, and their fans, will cause so much more of a shit-stir if this thing has been shelved.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
And this is without even mentioning what Kendrick's capable of.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
I love how often the Giants are wearing their late 80s/early 90s throwbacks. a shame none of their players have been healthy enough to join in this year.
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I love how often the Giants are wearing their late 80s/early 90s throwbacks. a shame none of their players have been healthy enough to join in this year.
for posterity's sake, if i ever do fantasy football again, my team name will 100% be 'Younghoe or the Highhoe'
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
for posterity's sake, if i ever do fantasy football again, my team name will 100% be 'Younghoe or the Highhoe'
Celebrity Traitors UK (2025): The last thing you want a Traitors season to be is predictable. This one wasn't. The last thing you want Day 1 Traitors to be, in the event of a steamroll, is unlikable. These ones weren't. People can criticize its 'too nice' tone all they want, but I had fun with this.
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Celebrity Traitors UK (2025): The last thing you want a Traitors season to be is predictable. This one wasn't. The last thing you want Day 1 Traitors to be, in the event of a steamroll, is unlikable. These ones weren't. People can criticize its 'too nice' tone all they want, but I had fun with this.
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ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
looking back on it now curtis sliwa might have missed a golden opportunity by not calling his supporters 'sliwanators'
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
looking back on it now curtis sliwa might have missed a golden opportunity by not calling his supporters 'sliwanators'
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
In conclusion,
a man with dreadlocks is making a funny face and saying you mess with one of us
ALT: a man with dreadlocks is making a funny face and saying you mess with one of us
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
In conclusion,
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so it turns out that fascism is unpopular
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
so it turns out that fascism is unpopular
this blue wave is making me thirsty
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this blue wave is making me thirsty
After tonight's #Survivor49 my takeaway is that somehow this season might have even better autism representation than the previous one, which had a contestant that disclosed.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
After tonight's #Survivor49 my takeaway is that somehow this season might have even better autism representation than the previous one, which had a contestant that disclosed.
I know I usually say that Game Changer is the best show on television but Make Some Noise is also the best show on television
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I know I usually say that Game Changer is the best show on television but Make Some Noise is also the best show on television
The dodgers are afraid to use their bullpen? I can’t imagine why..
October 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The dodgers are afraid to use their bullpen? I can’t imagine why..
Ocean’s Eleven might be the coolest movie ever made. If I ever watch this and don’t go ‘that is so fucking cool’, assume I’ve died
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ocean’s Eleven might be the coolest movie ever made. If I ever watch this and don’t go ‘that is so fucking cool’, assume I’ve died