Jordan Schmidt
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Jordan Schmidt
@tallguyschmidt.bsky.social
Aching, shaking, breaking, like humans do. You may have heard me in a podcast about cartoons or 90s movies, or seen me in a niche video essay. Who knows where you'll see me next. Quite autistic, and quite chatty about it. [he/him]
i am deeply concerned that we'll be heading into an oscar season where the quaint, pedestrian shakespeare-fellating movie wins out over the more creative and more rewarding cinematic experiences. not that hamnet is bad, i've just seen this film before, in multiple senses
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
watched this movie for the first time this earlier year and it blew me away. and thank you. it sure feels like something.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
they got two letters from people who enjoyed the frank zappa show?? restraint not mentioning the dozen more letters, i assume, from people who thought it didn't work
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
it was george. more emotion in there, hidden deep.
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"YOU DON'T KNOW MEEE BUT I'M YOUR BROOOOOTHEEERRR.."
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
up and over, his holiness
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
no wonder he immediately crumbled while trying to play in philly last year. pulled a morgan wallen 'get me to god's country' and hightailed it out of there.
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’ve read the script for the one they were gonna do in the early 90s with him and uheheheh…it kinda sucks
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
that's the thing about me if you ever land in a fantasy league with me, i add class. i was in a fantasy baseball league where half the team names were vulgar and there I was in the corner with 'Cutch Ado About Nothing'.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
'Greetings', the one de palma did before that one, is right up there with it. pure new hollywood mindlessness.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
pretty sure i bought x-men 2 at one back in the day
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM