Jordan Schmidt
@tallguyschmidt.bsky.social
Aching, shaking, breaking, like humans do. You may have heard me in a podcast about cartoons or 90s movies, or seen me in a niche video essay. Who knows where you'll see me next. Quite autistic, and quite chatty about it. [he/him]
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Remembering, apropos of nothing, this bit from Adam B. Vary's oral history of Clue. Stoppard worked on 102 Dalmatians, Star Wars Episode III and Sleepy Hollow, and CLUE is what scared him off!
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
jesus don't cry
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
you can rely on me honey
you can combine anything you want
i'll be around
you were right about the stars
each one is a setting sun
I know I usually say that Game Changer is the best show on television but Make Some Noise is also the best show on television
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I know I usually say that Game Changer is the best show on television but Make Some Noise is also the best show on television
literally every interaction any whose line fans have with the official whose line account is basically this, the whose line account being liam in this equation:
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
literally every interaction any whose line fans have with the official whose line account is basically this, the whose line account being liam in this equation:
I don't know how to feel about this new casting for Good Omens
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I don't know how to feel about this new casting for Good Omens
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
Me: [breathes]
anyone:
anyone:
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: [breathes]
anyone:
anyone:
Me when I’ve been overstimulated at the social gathering for the last thirty minutes and would like to go into a different room:
September 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me when I’ve been overstimulated at the social gathering for the last thirty minutes and would like to go into a different room:
Forgot I had this.
August 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Forgot I had this.
Current situation:
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Current situation:
Submitted for your approval, an old German heirloom tomato. Grows orange, very ripe. Very sweet. This one right here is a perfect specimen and will be adorning a future sandwich.
August 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Submitted for your approval, an old German heirloom tomato. Grows orange, very ripe. Very sweet. This one right here is a perfect specimen and will be adorning a future sandwich.
earlier this week, i, in my very awkward yet still sincere way, told a close relative of mine how proud i was of them, and despite my best intentions i am convinced that this is how it looked to them:
July 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
earlier this week, i, in my very awkward yet still sincere way, told a close relative of mine how proud i was of them, and despite my best intentions i am convinced that this is how it looked to them:
Growing season update: this baby was ripe today. There’s currently none of it left. If this is the first backyard veg of the season it’s gonna be a terrific summer.
June 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Growing season update: this baby was ripe today. There’s currently none of it left. If this is the first backyard veg of the season it’s gonna be a terrific summer.
and now you know
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
and now you know
Rooting for a different kind of bird today
June 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Rooting for a different kind of bird today
Had to pay my respects before the game
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Had to pay my respects before the game
having just finished listened to the new arcade fire album:
May 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
having just finished listened to the new arcade fire album:
If you ever run into me in the local garden center and overhear me saying ‘hey there, hot stuff’, 99% of the time this is what I am addressing:
May 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If you ever run into me in the local garden center and overhear me saying ‘hey there, hot stuff’, 99% of the time this is what I am addressing:
This, for the record. DiLorenzo’s. Heaven.
April 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This, for the record. DiLorenzo’s. Heaven.
If you look closely, you can see a little of my dad’s habit of making his own traded sets
April 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you look closely, you can see a little of my dad’s habit of making his own traded sets
