You’re laughing? The woke left is attacking America with SUBMARINES and you’re laughing?
August 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
You’re laughing? The woke left is attacking America with SUBMARINES and you’re laughing?
Is there a way i can donate my skin to be a bookbinding after I’m dead? I think that would be pretty cool. It would have to be something great though, like the novelization of the film Dude, Where’s My Car?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Book bound in human skin found in Bury St Edmunds museum
Horrible Histories author Terry Deary describes the book as a
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April 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Is there a way i can donate my skin to be a bookbinding after I’m dead? I think that would be pretty cool. It would have to be something great though, like the novelization of the film Dude, Where’s My Car?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Brad Pitt in Kalifornia
March 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Brad Pitt in Kalifornia
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[crime scene]
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
March 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
[crime scene]
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints
me: *whispering* jesus
partner: oh shit, jesus
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[Me dangling Ethan Hunt-style on a wire inside a top-security vault, over a pressure-sensitive floor.
A bead of sweat forms & slowly rolls down my forehead.
I catch it in my hand.
The impact dislodges an open packet of M&Ms in my back pocket.
Candy scatters in all directions.
Sirens scream]
A bead of sweat forms & slowly rolls down my forehead.
I catch it in my hand.
The impact dislodges an open packet of M&Ms in my back pocket.
Candy scatters in all directions.
Sirens scream]
March 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
[Me dangling Ethan Hunt-style on a wire inside a top-security vault, over a pressure-sensitive floor.
A bead of sweat forms & slowly rolls down my forehead.
I catch it in my hand.
The impact dislodges an open packet of M&Ms in my back pocket.
Candy scatters in all directions.
Sirens scream]
A bead of sweat forms & slowly rolls down my forehead.
I catch it in my hand.
The impact dislodges an open packet of M&Ms in my back pocket.
Candy scatters in all directions.
Sirens scream]
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This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
Somebody needs to bring back wood paneling on cars. So stylish.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Somebody needs to bring back wood paneling on cars. So stylish.
Alex: Harry Potter became an Italian American in *this* adaptation.
Me: What is Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs?
Me: What is Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs?
February 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Alex: Harry Potter became an Italian American in *this* adaptation.
Me: What is Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs?
Me: What is Giuseppe Stromboli and the Briefcase of Meatballs?
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shoulda made one of the middle biblical plagues like, a good one. fix everyone's teeth or something. get em feelin real nice n blessed for a day or two, then hit em with the boils
January 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
shoulda made one of the middle biblical plagues like, a good one. fix everyone's teeth or something. get em feelin real nice n blessed for a day or two, then hit em with the boils
I love this shit.
People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random.
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea
Breaking News: The FDA approved use of the weight loss drug Zepbound for a common form of sleep apnea. It is the first drug authorized to treat the disorder.
December 21, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I love this shit.
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Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
December 9, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face
I love when something big is happening in the boxing world because someone somewhere will invariably post the first round of that Hearns/Hagler fight from (I think) ‘86. Just a thing of beauty.
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 AM
I love when something big is happening in the boxing world because someone somewhere will invariably post the first round of that Hearns/Hagler fight from (I think) ‘86. Just a thing of beauty.
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*Trump slapping the side of the Cabinet* “You would not believe how many sex offenders can fit in this baby.”
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 PM
*Trump slapping the side of the Cabinet* “You would not believe how many sex offenders can fit in this baby.”
These are all glorious
for every 50 likes i’ll photoshop a muppet into a popular horror movie.
November 12, 2024 at 6:39 PM
These are all glorious
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There are people who are trying to live longer on purpose.
November 12, 2024 at 6:18 AM
There are people who are trying to live longer on purpose.
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Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
July 8, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)
Happy Veterans Day
November 12, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Happy Veterans Day