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Saving this for a certain reason. We may see that reason eventually.
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Saving this for a certain reason. We may see that reason eventually.
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It’s amazing what a country can achieve when its accountability mechanisms function without fear or political interference.
Brazil's Supreme Court ordered the arrest of Jair Bolsonaro, with a judge claiming the former president was intent on escaping as he was set to begin his prison sentence for leading a coup attempt. n.pr/48l5ldE
Brazil's Bolsonaro arrested for allegedly plotting escape ahead of prison term
Brazil's Supreme Court ordered the arrest of Jair Bolsonaro, with a judge claiming the former president was intent on escaping as he was set to begin his prison sentence for leading a coup attempt.
n.pr
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It’s amazing what a country can achieve when its accountability mechanisms function without fear or political interference.
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This guy has his finger on the pulse of his party's base in a way that others in his caucus unequivocally just do not
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This guy has his finger on the pulse of his party's base in a way that others in his caucus unequivocally just do not
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I want to chew on Mokey Mokey
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I want to chew on Mokey Mokey
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
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Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight
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I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
Trump posts:
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I don't know a single trans person who hasn't lost another trans person in their circle. Please hold them in your hearts today, even if their names are new to you.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
And remember all of us who are out here, doing the best we can.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
Just remembered the time I saw a guy reading a book next to me on the plane and it was in Korean and I knew way less of the language then + didn't have a good look at it so I asked what it was and it turned out it was a translation of Jordan Petersons 12 rules and I unfortunately knew who JP was.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just remembered the time I saw a guy reading a book next to me on the plane and it was in Korean and I knew way less of the language then + didn't have a good look at it so I asked what it was and it turned out it was a translation of Jordan Petersons 12 rules and I unfortunately knew who JP was.
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have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad?
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad?
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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the running animation in the american gladiators video game some hanna-barbera coded shit
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the running animation in the american gladiators video game some hanna-barbera coded shit
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Good sourdough today. Nice ear. Canadian stoneground...
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Good sourdough today. Nice ear. Canadian stoneground...
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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Just saw an Olive Garden commercial that said "Never-ending Soup, Salad & Breadsticks only available in-restaurant".
You just know some UberEats customer called em up like "Yo, I'm gonna need another minestrone and like ten or twelve more sticks"
You just know some UberEats customer called em up like "Yo, I'm gonna need another minestrone and like ten or twelve more sticks"
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just saw an Olive Garden commercial that said "Never-ending Soup, Salad & Breadsticks only available in-restaurant".
You just know some UberEats customer called em up like "Yo, I'm gonna need another minestrone and like ten or twelve more sticks"
You just know some UberEats customer called em up like "Yo, I'm gonna need another minestrone and like ten or twelve more sticks"
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money