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Forgetful Man
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ADHD empowered gaming hobbyist. Terminally employed. Really like the chicken carbonara from Olive Garden.
A lot of people don't know that you can just do that. Super easy way to get out but hardly no one ever really thinks about it.
*crab-walked
May 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Some of my favorite Reddit posts are on r/paranormal. Lots of folks over there think mirrors are going to kill them.
March 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have fallen ass first into collecting #PlayingCards and I’m going to go bankrupt backing all of the amazing cards on kickstarter.
March 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My first deck of cards, got these from my grandmother. I think they were made in 93, the casino was open from 94 to 95. Casino cards are a dime a dozen and probably no one else on the face of the planet gives a shit about casino cards from MS casinos. But I think this shit is cool. #PlayingCards
March 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ve been slowly working my way through #Invincible and this dude Mark kind of sucks. Does he ever win a fight? I’m so sick of this guy getting the shit best out of him every episode.
March 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I quest I need to watch that sunny Philadelphia show.
March 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#DiceThrone is king shit. Absolutely love the presentation and the packaging. Setup is nonexistent and the game itself is easy to play. I got Seasons 1 and 2 of normal game, me and wife have played twice so far picking different characters each time, everything just works.
March 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
If anyone wants to add a pretty cool guy to the MHWilds squad hit me up
March 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Man I’ve got to beat this tigrex in Monster Hunter Now and shit he just move around so much like damn hold still bro.
March 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Avowed is going well. I chose war hero as my background because I love playing himbos and that background starts with zero int. Anyway every war hero dialogue choice treats the NPCs like they are the dumbest bitch on the planet. I’ve accidentally created an idiot ass hole.
February 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Presidents‘ Day isn’t a real fucking holiday. They can all suck a dick.
February 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fucking Monday
February 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sometimes the titty artist draw the tittys so big they look like toes. I call it the toetalititty.
February 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Why does will smith look like he never got over the shellfish allergy from Hitch.
February 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
As fun as Chapell Roan’s performance was at the Grammys, I think it’s important to remember, it’s never okay to appropriate Rodeo Clown culture. If you are going to use rodeo clowns in your performance please do it with respect that culture deserves.
February 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Thinking about Elden Ring again. Thinking about me and mimic roflstomping through the lands between with our sword and board and overpowered faith spells. until we reach renala and respec into a martial arts master of poison and scarlet rot. I’m so fucking excited.
January 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just started my second journey through Elden Ring. Forgot about needing to respec at Renala before hand so the lands between are going to have to deal with my dumb fuck faith build for a little while longer.
January 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
No way in hell I’m getting sucked into Monopoly DLC.
January 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m pretty sure Nosferatu is going to win an Oscar for sound design. That was some of the nastiest shit I’ve heard since my dog woke me up licking himself last night at 3:30.
December 27, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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just got a visit from the cops because some karen complained that i’ve been yelling “you there boy what day is this” at kids in the street for the past three hours 🙄
December 25, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times
December 25, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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mary: *tenderly swaddling her newborn baby* I just hope that one day there will be a sale on flat screen tvs about this
December 25, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
We rocking out to this tonight.
December 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM