Can you image being a peaceful mountain gorilla in your forest glade and then some ass hole wizard yoinks you into the middle of a battlefield and the other wizards is throwing fireballs at you before you even stop throwing up? Fucking wizards.

What did you do with the rest of the elf?

I bet the dude that wrote that shares a Facebook account with his wife.

Absolutely zero interest in the Marvel/Xmen sets but will be hoping for more crossovers soon. I would go bonkers over a Dragon Ball or Mega Man set.

Are y’all starting in Chicago? Or . . .?

Not sure your dog is having a good day.

Make sure they don’t use the poisoned needles that turn you into baby. While baby Joe will eventually become ten times stronger than current Joe, you will have to age up naturally and will be unprepared for the rigors of combat in baby form.

I would sign up for communism just to piss off my dad.

I GET KNOCKED DOWN . . .

Cpap is so good.