Scott Williams
@swilliams.bsky.social
Bigger on the inside. Currently working on community and creator engineering stuff at Discord. Also into photography and bagels.
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I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
Disappointed that there aren’t any “The conclave group chat has been popin’ off” headlines tbh.
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Disappointed that there aren’t any “The conclave group chat has been popin’ off” headlines tbh.
It’s not often a Ponzi scheme is a single person but when it does happen you have to stop and watch.
BREAKING: Elon Musk said that his xAI has acquired X, the social media app formerly known as Twitter, in an all-stock transaction for $45 billion, including debt reut.rs/43Znkp9
Musk's xAI buys social media platform X for $45 billion
Elon Musk said on Friday that his xAI has acquired X, the social media app formerly known as Twitter, in an all-stock transaction for $45 billion, including debt.
reut.rs
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s not often a Ponzi scheme is a single person but when it does happen you have to stop and watch.
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Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
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Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99.
You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
February 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99.
You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.
I have shirts older than the average doge enforcer
February 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I have shirts older than the average doge enforcer
Anyone else just get a stocking full of cheese this year?
December 25, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Anyone else just get a stocking full of cheese this year?
Begging my boss to stop treating me like a child while my plate of dinosaur chicken nuggets warms up in the break room microwave.
November 27, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Begging my boss to stop treating me like a child while my plate of dinosaur chicken nuggets warms up in the break room microwave.
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The most annoying part of making spaghetti is when the noodles are done, so you pour them into the strainer but the holes are too big so you end up with spaghetti all over the inside of your car.
August 4, 2023 at 11:28 PM
The most annoying part of making spaghetti is when the noodles are done, so you pour them into the strainer but the holes are too big so you end up with spaghetti all over the inside of your car.
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Lauren Boebert is secretly bi-partisan. She's an expert at reaching across the aisle.
September 17, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Lauren Boebert is secretly bi-partisan. She's an expert at reaching across the aisle.
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just remembered yesterday i was in the park and i saw a guy walking through the park carrying a loaf of bread and i thought hmm that's weird and then he got closer and it was a baby
September 2, 2023 at 10:29 PM
just remembered yesterday i was in the park and i saw a guy walking through the park carrying a loaf of bread and i thought hmm that's weird and then he got closer and it was a baby
Much safer to do only a few at a time though.
July 29, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Much safer to do only a few at a time though.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO VISIT THE ZOO, NOT BUY IT
July 6, 2023 at 7:58 PM
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO VISIT THE ZOO, NOT BUY IT
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what do we need a reintroduction thread for. i'm lauren. my interests are lauren stuff. you can find out about them by following lauren
July 24, 2023 at 7:59 PM
what do we need a reintroduction thread for. i'm lauren. my interests are lauren stuff. you can find out about them by following lauren
do you he just looks at xerox and is like “yeah they really got it going”
July 24, 2023 at 2:47 PM
do you he just looks at xerox and is like “yeah they really got it going”
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
Fellas don’t you just hate it when you fire 3/4s of your staff, shut off most of your servers, stop paying your bills, and you’re still losing money? Live and learn I guess haha.
Elon Musk says Twitter's cash flow remains negative because of a nearly 50% drop in advertising revenue and a heavy debt load (Jahnavi Nidumolu/Reuters)
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July 15, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Fellas don’t you just hate it when you fire 3/4s of your staff, shut off most of your servers, stop paying your bills, and you’re still losing money? Live and learn I guess haha.
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overall the energy's been great here, and i'm really not trying to be a scold, but could we please, PLEASE agree to leave this kind of behavior on twitter
July 12, 2023 at 5:16 PM
overall the energy's been great here, and i'm really not trying to be a scold, but could we please, PLEASE agree to leave this kind of behavior on twitter
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this is a solid milk sandwich
imagine your teeth sinking through those strata of Kraft singles 🤢
imagine your teeth sinking through those strata of Kraft singles 🤢
Burger King Thailand has introduced “The Real Cheeseburger,” a bun filled with as many as 20 slices of American cheese and no meat
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/business/thailand-burger-king-cheeseburger-intl-hnk/index.html
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/11/business/thailand-burger-king-cheeseburger-intl-hnk/index.html
July 12, 2023 at 1:51 AM
this is a solid milk sandwich
imagine your teeth sinking through those strata of Kraft singles 🤢
imagine your teeth sinking through those strata of Kraft singles 🤢
Saw the Mission Impossible movie. Anyone think it was weird that they spent so much obvious time and money on a set-piece where Ethan (Tom Cruise) just explains the difference between a gluten intolerance and celiacs to a waiter when ordering a muffin?
July 8, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Saw the Mission Impossible movie. Anyone think it was weird that they spent so much obvious time and money on a set-piece where Ethan (Tom Cruise) just explains the difference between a gluten intolerance and celiacs to a waiter when ordering a muffin?
The consensus seems to be that Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky are all both amazing and good, but also bad and filled with dumb-dumbs.
One thing that everyone does seem to agree on though is that Twitter just sucks.
One thing that everyone does seem to agree on though is that Twitter just sucks.
July 6, 2023 at 7:45 PM
The consensus seems to be that Threads, Mastodon, and Bluesky are all both amazing and good, but also bad and filled with dumb-dumbs.
One thing that everyone does seem to agree on though is that Twitter just sucks.
One thing that everyone does seem to agree on though is that Twitter just sucks.
Could everyone please stop using my social network? It’s tired and needs a nap.
July 1, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Could everyone please stop using my social network? It’s tired and needs a nap.
The "Not Secure" warning on my website is more about my mental state than SSL.
June 28, 2023 at 8:40 PM
The "Not Secure" warning on my website is more about my mental state than SSL.