Richard Swift
@swiftofopal.bsky.social
Just seeking what passes for human interaction in these end times. Film geek, comic book dork, Star Trek nerd, horror movie dweeb.
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Best Internet Meme Ever.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Best Internet Meme Ever.
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
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“I'm Irish and you're German.
But what makes us both Americans?
Just one thing.
One.
Only one.
The rule book.
We call it the Constitution, and we agree to the rules, and that's what makes us Americans.
That's *all* that makes us Americans.
So don't tell me there's no rule book.”
But what makes us both Americans?
Just one thing.
One.
Only one.
The rule book.
We call it the Constitution, and we agree to the rules, and that's what makes us Americans.
That's *all* that makes us Americans.
So don't tell me there's no rule book.”
June 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“I'm Irish and you're German.
But what makes us both Americans?
Just one thing.
One.
Only one.
The rule book.
We call it the Constitution, and we agree to the rules, and that's what makes us Americans.
That's *all* that makes us Americans.
So don't tell me there's no rule book.”
But what makes us both Americans?
Just one thing.
One.
Only one.
The rule book.
We call it the Constitution, and we agree to the rules, and that's what makes us Americans.
That's *all* that makes us Americans.
So don't tell me there's no rule book.”
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They actually banned Patton Oswalt? Wtf?
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They actually banned Patton Oswalt? Wtf?
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What do you say we break out the comic books while we think up our big plans?
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
What do you say we break out the comic books while we think up our big plans?
Housing, food, and healthcare are basic human rights.
That jobs should be available for anyone who wants to work in a WPA like program that, among other things, secures housing, food, and healthcare for any who need it.
That white collar crime should be punished far more harshly.
4 day work week.
That jobs should be available for anyone who wants to work in a WPA like program that, among other things, secures housing, food, and healthcare for any who need it.
That white collar crime should be punished far more harshly.
4 day work week.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Housing, food, and healthcare are basic human rights.
That jobs should be available for anyone who wants to work in a WPA like program that, among other things, secures housing, food, and healthcare for any who need it.
That white collar crime should be punished far more harshly.
4 day work week.
That jobs should be available for anyone who wants to work in a WPA like program that, among other things, secures housing, food, and healthcare for any who need it.
That white collar crime should be punished far more harshly.
4 day work week.
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Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Get ready for a heaping helping of cinematic turkeys this Thanksgiving! 🦃 The #MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is back and for the first time features episodes from Seasons 11 & 12 via our Double Troubled Features Marathon starting 11/27 at 3 am ET / 12 am PT on the MST3K channel.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Do not look into this gif, it’s just Hitch getting those reps in…
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Do not look into this gif, it’s just Hitch getting those reps in…
Feels like there should be a movie where 5th and 6th on the call sheet are David Krumholtz and Max Casella playing investigators looking into the events within the film.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Feels like there should be a movie where 5th and 6th on the call sheet are David Krumholtz and Max Casella playing investigators looking into the events within the film.
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A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
The framing of this is wild.
Trump *may* have known Epstein was a human trafficker because he spent hours with someone Epstein was trafficking at Epstein’s house.
What’s going on there I wonder…
🤔
Only polite conversation that never broke decorum or rose above small talk, I’m sure…
Trump *may* have known Epstein was a human trafficker because he spent hours with someone Epstein was trafficking at Epstein’s house.
What’s going on there I wonder…
🤔
Only polite conversation that never broke decorum or rose above small talk, I’m sure…
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The framing of this is wild.
Trump *may* have known Epstein was a human trafficker because he spent hours with someone Epstein was trafficking at Epstein’s house.
What’s going on there I wonder…
🤔
Only polite conversation that never broke decorum or rose above small talk, I’m sure…
Trump *may* have known Epstein was a human trafficker because he spent hours with someone Epstein was trafficking at Epstein’s house.
What’s going on there I wonder…
🤔
Only polite conversation that never broke decorum or rose above small talk, I’m sure…
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Remembering the creator behind my favorite Universal Monster design, MILLICENT PATRICK, on her birthday. I never tire to draw this guy so a huge Thank you for adding the Creature From The Black Lagoon to the horror pantheon, Millicent! 💚💚💚
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Remembering the creator behind my favorite Universal Monster design, MILLICENT PATRICK, on her birthday. I never tire to draw this guy so a huge Thank you for adding the Creature From The Black Lagoon to the horror pantheon, Millicent! 💚💚💚
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This is the resting site of Technical Sergeant Leonard Phillip Matlovich.
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This is the resting site of Technical Sergeant Leonard Phillip Matlovich.
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
How Bond 26 opens.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How Bond 26 opens.
It is impossible to unwrap a present and see this without smiling.
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It is impossible to unwrap a present and see this without smiling.