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Esme
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Opinionated but trying VERY HARD not to be mean to y'all. Y'all just irk me sometimes
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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100 cosponsors and 30k letters sent to Congress for impeaching Noem in a week is something special.

But we aren’t even close to the finish line, so let’s keep pushing!
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
My baby said I look like @kenniejd.bsky.social while I was watching the recent video. Idk what the hell she's talking about but kennie is pretty ash so I'll take it 😌
January 23, 2026 at 10:16 AM
I haven't been on this ho for A MINUTE
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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BITCH you a PUSSY
NEVER finna CHECK ME
EVERY CHANCE YOU GET
BET YO WEAK ASS WON’T ADDRESS ME
a woman is singing into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a woman is singing into a microphone while standing in front of a crowd .
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November 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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Dictionary.com crowns “demure” as the Word of the Year.
November 25, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Some of us really just be scooping cats off the streets and inviting them to come live with us, no references, no security deposit, no three times the monthly rent paystubs, just vibes.
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Being an adult just sneaks up on you, man. One day you wake up and suddenly you’re excited about new towels and curtains
November 17, 2024 at 6:38 AM
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As much as people like to clown on Stardew Valley’s romance system, I know for a fact that if a guy gave me my favorite food item, everyday for a year, I’d be considering marriage too
November 15, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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I had a lot of things to do and while I was trying to do the things more things happened so when I finish the FIRST things there will already be OTHER things to do. Fed up of doing things
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Morrrrnniiiinnngggg ….this isn’t my first skeet of the day.
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Look sometimes the website breaks and that’s good because it’s the devs telling us to go outside and do other things. It’s like how sometimes Nintendo games will tell you to take a break.
November 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Let me see the hands of the people who are feeling strong and determined and far from throwing in the towel!
November 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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WTF is going on here at Blue Sky? People are civil to each other. People having intelligent discussions. People are spelling things correctly. I haven’t seen any racism or sexism.

I’m confused.
a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again
ALT: a man in a lab coat is standing in front of a computer with the caption good to see you guys again
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November 15, 2024 at 3:10 PM
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Baking is just science you can eat
November 15, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Just to be clear only my haters can be broke. Everyone else is just a victim of a cruel capitalistic system. But like poor bigots??? Oh them mfs just broke asl.
November 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Well that’s too damn bad! You keep skeeting!
November 15, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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me at age 10: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town

me at age 17: my life feels meaningless and idk what I’m doing

me at age 22: hey guys theres this really cute game i like called animal crossing, look at my town
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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The best thing you can do for your art is to do it.
November 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Three daughters of Malcolm X have filed a $100 million lawsuit against the FBI, CIA and NYPD.

The lawsuit alleges that the agencies were aware of and involved in the plot to assassinate Malcolm X, and failed to prevent his murder.
November 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I do get a lot lighter in the winter but I still got a whole lotta brown on me. except the for my fucking hands!!!!😭😭😭
November 15, 2024 at 12:42 PM