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Alexandra, Queen of Rats
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Someone told me there wasn’t enough rat content in here, but I can fix that.
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Hey friends, someone I went no contact with last year continues to find and follow me on social media despite my repeated requests to stay out of my life. I won’t be sharing personal updates here or anywhere online anymore because it isn’t safe for me to do so. Hit me up directly for rat updates. ❤️‍🩹🐀
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Hey, so, TOTALLY not suggesting that RFK Jr. BACKS DOWN when we PUSH BACK, BUT if you’d like to call…

HHS Toll-Free: 1-877-696-6775

HHS Direct Line: 202-690-7000

PLEASE share and consider calling your senators and representatives as well.

NONE of this is okay.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
RFK Jr’s health department to halt $500m in mRNA vaccine research
Agency to end 22 federal contracts, questioning safety of technology credited with helping end Covid pandemic
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hey friends, someone I went no contact with last year continues to find and follow me on social media despite my repeated requests to stay out of my life. I won’t be sharing personal updates here or anywhere online anymore because it isn’t safe for me to do so. Hit me up directly for rat updates. ❤️‍🩹🐀
August 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Listen, if they get rid of your absolutely rubbish big tiddy waifu fapfest games, that is the thin edge of the wedge. Next it's any shitty LGBTIQA+ game. Then any with so much of a sniff of an LGBTIQA+ even if it wins awards. And it keeps rolling and rolling down the fascist hill.
Stop it now.
August 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Let's Keep Calling!
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If you can't handle the idea of someone else getting off to things you don't even have to look at, then maybe being an adult is not for you.
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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apparently ppl here like rats so have another one
July 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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BREAKING: The Food and Drug Administration has just approved a powerful new drug that provides nearly complete protection against HIV infection with just a single administration every six months.
June 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Feels like a good time to mention again that I'm selling a short story for $1 (more if you feel like it) with everything going to the Transgender Law Center.
I've been feeling helpless lately, so I'm doing something that'll help other people, and might help me.

Here's a 1,000-word horror story by me, set the day after Halloween, about a dentist office candy exchange gone horribly wrong.

Pay what you want. All proceeds to the Transgender Law Center.
Candy Exchange: A Short Story for the Day After Halloween - Matthew Jackson's Ko-fi Shop
On the day after Halloween, a little boy still wearing his trick or treat facepaint enters a dentist's office, surrendering his candy for the annual c...
ko-fi.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A stranger passed me on the hiking trail this morning and I demanded he stop and marvel at these wild clematis with me. I think he was taken aback but then seemed very appreciative and it was an extremely funny encounter.
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Do y’all think a doctor would believe me about perimenopause symptoms if I explain the frequency with which I drape multiple ice packs on myself while indoors with air conditioning or like…
June 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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No cops at Pride includes the cop in your head who tells you to police other queer people. Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed. Deal with your discomfort on your own time. Pride is for the community, not just you.
June 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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learn your history, besties
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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for reasons, gay pride and wrath are being combined this year. whisker's cousin bristle is the featured monthly sticker for all purchases made this month: willowwhisker.etsy.com
June 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I sat down today and just wept over a rat I lost 14 months ago. And then I weirdly wrote a paragraph about a necromancer rat-catcher who uses the corpses of her pet rats after they die to drive away wild rats from places without killing them. So I dunno. Maybe I do something with that.
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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ICYMI earlier, I've got a 1,000-word short horror story for sale over on Ko-Fi, with all proceeds going to the Transgender Law Center!

Buy a fun piece of fiction by me, pay what you want (minimum $1), and support a good cause!

ko-fi.com/s/bdd6bff3ed
Candy Exchange: A Short Story for the Day After Halloween - Matthew Jackson's Ko-fi Shop
On the day after Halloween, a little boy still wearing his trick or treat facepaint enters a dentist's office, surrendering his candy for the annual c...
ko-fi.com
May 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We adopted a hero rat. His name is Baraka and he’s clearing landmines in Angola with his handler Alfredo. 🥹❤️
May 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies
#art#watershipdown#transrights#rabbit
May 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Wake up babe, new Pope just dropped🐀🔥
#conclave #pope #vatican #rat #rats
May 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Everybody stop and look at these beautiful mushrooms
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I gotta see a Golden Cheeked Warbler this month before they start migrating out of state again. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen one.
May 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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i'm inconsolable about richter at all times. i'm like you're 19. you think you're a man but you're only a boy. you're 12. you're like a son to me. i'm feeding you soup. why did they make you fight a god. you're zero years old. i love you
May 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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if you know a lot of stuff i think it is your moral duty to be kind and excited when people learn stuff for the first time. the world is full of stuff we don't know about, don't be mean
April 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Cheesehaus
April 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM