If you can't handle the idea of someone else getting off to things you don't even have to look at, then maybe being an adult is not for you.

Also known as a swamp leatherflower and I don’t understand how you could name such a beautiful flower that but I love them

Listen, I have a gastrointestinal system that only functions 70% of the time at best. The Squatty Potty has saved my goddamn life.

Junie, same

I want to write a book about grief, I think. About how it’s good actually.

Hey if you get networking connections with the local vultures, let me know.