Alexandra, Queen of Rats
@swampwitchac.bsky.social
Someone told me there wasn’t enough rat content in here, but I can fix that.
A stranger passed me on the hiking trail this morning and I demanded he stop and marvel at these wild clematis with me. I think he was taken aback but then seemed very appreciative and it was an extremely funny encounter.
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A stranger passed me on the hiking trail this morning and I demanded he stop and marvel at these wild clematis with me. I think he was taken aback but then seemed very appreciative and it was an extremely funny encounter.
We adopted a hero rat. His name is Baraka and he’s clearing landmines in Angola with his handler Alfredo. 🥹❤️
May 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We adopted a hero rat. His name is Baraka and he’s clearing landmines in Angola with his handler Alfredo. 🥹❤️
Everybody stop and look at these beautiful mushrooms
May 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Everybody stop and look at these beautiful mushrooms
Spending Easter with my kid at the emergency clinic because she made some unwise decisions and then immediately regretted them (we got super glued back together and we’re ok)
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Spending Easter with my kid at the emergency clinic because she made some unwise decisions and then immediately regretted them (we got super glued back together and we’re ok)
Mary is convalescing after her surgery and recovering so well. She takes her antibiotics like a good girl and hasn’t stopped being a fashion icon.
April 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mary is convalescing after her surgery and recovering so well. She takes her antibiotics like a good girl and hasn’t stopped being a fashion icon.
Here I have a baby
March 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Here I have a baby
Okay I might have spoken too soon actually. My vision is too bad to probably wear glasses as my main vision correction but my eyes have mostly adjusted today and I could wear them in a pinch if I had to!
Look how thick these lenses are RIP 💀
Look how thick these lenses are RIP 💀
March 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Okay I might have spoken too soon actually. My vision is too bad to probably wear glasses as my main vision correction but my eyes have mostly adjusted today and I could wear them in a pinch if I had to!
Look how thick these lenses are RIP 💀
Look how thick these lenses are RIP 💀
Rats are good.
March 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Rats are good.
We finally christened the new babies. Sylvia is our shy silver little girl with white lady glove markings on her hands. Poppy is our rambunctious little popcorn hopper with ginger colored fur. Everyone say WELCOME SYLVIA AND POPPY
March 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We finally christened the new babies. Sylvia is our shy silver little girl with white lady glove markings on her hands. Poppy is our rambunctious little popcorn hopper with ginger colored fur. Everyone say WELCOME SYLVIA AND POPPY
Everything is bad but at least there’s baby rats and their tiny little hops
March 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everything is bad but at least there’s baby rats and their tiny little hops
My new babies are very shy but they’re very beautiful 🥺
March 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My new babies are very shy but they’re very beautiful 🥺
Screaming crying throwing up
February 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Screaming crying throwing up
RAT BABY ALERT!!!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
RAT BABY ALERT!!!!!!!
My Love Story 🫣
February 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My Love Story 🫣
She keeps me warm and I keep her warm
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
She keeps me warm and I keep her warm
I have a nice collection going at my desk at work
February 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I have a nice collection going at my desk at work
He also got me a gift card to my favorite spa and a jar of pretty dead stuff. Truly I am spoiled. 🥲❤️
February 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He also got me a gift card to my favorite spa and a jar of pretty dead stuff. Truly I am spoiled. 🥲❤️
Adam went through the nine circles of hell to get me a rat birthday cake and tbh it was worth it. I loved it so much.
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Adam went through the nine circles of hell to get me a rat birthday cake and tbh it was worth it. I loved it so much.
Ellen always looks like she’s seen The Horrors
February 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ellen always looks like she’s seen The Horrors
I love this so much!! We did do ice cream! Big hit!
January 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I love this so much!! We did do ice cream! Big hit!
EVERYTHING IS A LOT. REMEMBER TO EAT CHEESE AND SIN.
January 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
EVERYTHING IS A LOT. REMEMBER TO EAT CHEESE AND SIN.
That’s the victim of her crime!!!!!! THIS IS THE CRIMINAL
January 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
That’s the victim of her crime!!!!!! THIS IS THE CRIMINAL
Ellen stole eggie from poor old lady Sophia. She’s not my favorite rat anymore. Downgraded. Demoted.
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ellen stole eggie from poor old lady Sophia. She’s not my favorite rat anymore. Downgraded. Demoted.