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Just saw an ad for "Melania" and it had a PG rating for "some thematic elements" which I'm assuming is because it features at least one pedophile.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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I am telling you my very honest belief that I no longer understand what Democrats stand for.

I feel quite strongly they put corporate interests over their constituents. And this sort of behavior tells me they think what matters is the magic words that get them elected.

I'm tired of it.
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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It’s a good day for a clot
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Re ICE actrocities in MN, I’ve already said that lately I feel consistently angrier than I’ve ever felt in my long life.

But I also feel absolutely heartsick. That poor little 5-year old baby kidnapped, imagining how scared he was…

I know many of you feel the same. Love and solidarity to you.
January 22, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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ICE are Gestapo scum.

There, bitch, that‘s 8,001.
"We've seen over a thousand percent increase in assaults on ICE officers, 8,000 verbal assaults on them...."
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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The sort of people who support ICE and the Trump Administration are fine with this because she’s black, because she’s a woman, because she‘s Somali-American, and because THEY are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture.
Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...
St. Paul woman, a U.S. citizen, recounts her two days in detention
Nasra Ahmed, 23, said she was taken to the hospital for an MRI with hands and legs shackled
www.twincities.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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no fair remembering one week ago
11th January 2026
Vs
18th January 2026
January 19, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Block the absolute shit out of this nazi filth. Do it with an ancient curse on your lips, with black lightning coursing through your blocking finger. Or just do it the regular way. Point being: block ‘em.
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Nobel Please Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Vance is reposting Asmongold. I can't wait for RFKJr to expound on the health benefits of having a dead, rotting rat for an alarm clock.
January 15, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.
January 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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my festive spirit amidst our grimly stupid reality (2025)
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS
March 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I deleted my Instagram account last night. Zuckerberg is a quisling and I'm done with his collaborationism.
February 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
February 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You’re all about to be gaslit about that Nazi salute and I’m begging you to spend no time on it. You know what you saw.
January 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If they get rid of the post office, I'm throwing away my mailbox.
December 17, 2024 at 1:18 PM