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Susie F. Chapstick
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just your average commie nobody waiting for the Apocalypse, same as the rest of you. likes cooking & my dog. (not cooking my dog.)
Hey @benigma2017.bsky.social, got a bit of a crisis going on. I rejoined Twitter & I am finally following you there, ha ha ha. (I'm on private.)

I just saw you post on the hellsite, so please follow me back over there so we can DM about it ASAP. It's about a moot.

Thanks. I'm freakin out, etc.
January 3, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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when a big account notices me
December 31, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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The energy I intend to bring to the New Year.
January 1, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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go to inspirobot.me and generate a motivational poster to get you focused for the new year 💪😤

here's mine:
December 31, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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Facts.
January 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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January 1, 2024 at 5:05 AM
I had a dream last night that this app got DMs finally LOL.

jfc.
January 2, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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Will Stancil loves to log on here and say shit like "due to The Law, it is NOT murder when a cop blows the back of a kindergartener's skull off, and no one is helped by erasing these crucial distinctions."
January 2, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Listen, the former Twitter user in you *loves* to watch people dunk on Will Stancil, don't you fucking lie to me just because we're on Bluesky now.

Plus, for some reason, he's the new Matt Yglesias. I have no idea what happened or when this switch was made. 🤷‍♀️
January 2, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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In times of great distress and upset, when my heart can see no light, I look to God and His Word to comfort me.
January 1, 2024 at 3:36 AM
The weird thing about not having any sense of taste is that you can remember what stuff tastes like while eating & drinking it, so it makes you wistful & sad.

I'm just sitting here drinking my Coke (shut up, I'm sick of water), but now I wanna paint my nails black suddenly & listen to early goth.
January 2, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This has never happened to me before, but I can't get any antibiotics or even confirm either way if I have COVID from the ER the other night b/c apparently the charge nurse is in a pissing contest w/the doctor I saw that night.

Wow. Just ... just wow. 😳
January 2, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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2024 vibes
January 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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if you are still in 2023 STAY IN LINE!!!!!
January 1, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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Western gull at sunset. 🌅 🪶 Recent not tonight.
December 31, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Hi, so I went to the ER last night bc I couldn't breathe, it's a sinus infection + 2 ear infectns but I have been sick for 4 days & I was exposed to COVID via work so they swabbed my nose but never actually did the test & now I have a fever & have lost my sense of taste, this country fucking blows 😀
Hi! Covid does not last five days! This is another incredible mishmash of bad information the government has made as murky as possible! I keep having friends and family be shocked they’re still positive and very symptomatic 7-10 days in. You’ve got it til you don’t, isolate and mask til then!
January 1, 2024 at 6:24 AM
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living the dream
December 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM
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Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!
December 31, 2023 at 8:29 PM
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Palestine solidarity poster seen in Seattle
January 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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What if next year is good? Wouldn't that be funny? Surprise me, motherfucker.
January 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM
It should take y'all maybe a week (tops) to figure out who I am.

I am occasionally clever, but never, ever stealthy. 😏
January 1, 2024 at 6:06 AM
I left Bluesky for a minute b/c nothing can ever replace Twitter.

But I came back b/c how the fuck else am I gonna keep in touch w/some of you?! Seeing certain handles again filled my heart w/joy. 😊❤️

Also, I need to watch the constant dunking on Will Stancil, tbh.
January 1, 2024 at 6:03 AM