Joined this place to escape the All Trump All The Time syndrome. I’m out.
August 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Joined this place to escape the All Trump All The Time syndrome. I’m out.
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it's never too late to be what you were meant to be unless what you were meant to be was early
August 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
it's never too late to be what you were meant to be unless what you were meant to be was early
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Shout out to knees, the elbows of the leg world.
August 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Shout out to knees, the elbows of the leg world.
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ME: if you’re cold, they’re cold. bring them inside
CORONER: for the last time, please stop opening the cabinets and taking out the bodies
CORONER: for the last time, please stop opening the cabinets and taking out the bodies
August 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
ME: if you’re cold, they’re cold. bring them inside
CORONER: for the last time, please stop opening the cabinets and taking out the bodies
CORONER: for the last time, please stop opening the cabinets and taking out the bodies
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anything can be a boomerang when thrown straight up in the air
June 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
anything can be a boomerang when thrown straight up in the air
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[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]
no. let them cry.
no. let them cry.
August 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]
no. let them cry.
no. let them cry.
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"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 22, 2023 at 7:06 AM
"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats
August 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Top 5 Things Mickey Mouse Can’t Do:
1. high five
2. pinky swear
3. drink tea politely
4. the shocker
5. count off this list on one hand
1. high five
2. pinky swear
3. drink tea politely
4. the shocker
5. count off this list on one hand
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Top 5 Things Mickey Mouse Can’t Do:
1. high five
2. pinky swear
3. drink tea politely
4. the shocker
5. count off this list on one hand
1. high five
2. pinky swear
3. drink tea politely
4. the shocker
5. count off this list on one hand
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ME: how will i die
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
August 26, 2023 at 3:26 PM
ME: how will i die
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
FORTUNE TELLER: you will be hit by a car
ME: will my wife miss me
FORTUNE TELLER: perhaps i wasn’t clear
Don’t question me.
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t question me.
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BRONTOSAURUS: roar
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
BRONTOSAURUS: roar
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
STEGOSAURUS: roar
TYRANNOSAURUS: roar
THESAURUS: bellow
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nobody smiled in those old timey photographs because cheese wasn’t invented yet
August 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
nobody smiled in those old timey photographs because cheese wasn’t invented yet
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Why did they only sell Sea Monkeys? Shout out to all the Fresh Water Monkeys who never got a fair shot and whatnot.
June 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why did they only sell Sea Monkeys? Shout out to all the Fresh Water Monkeys who never got a fair shot and whatnot.
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I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
July 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'll straight up call something a doohickey when it's clearly a thingamajig. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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We grew up so poor we could only read The Gatsby
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We grew up so poor we could only read The Gatsby
How to keep yourself entertained while playing Battleship with a 12 year old.
August 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How to keep yourself entertained while playing Battleship with a 12 year old.
Let’s play “Guess That Year!”
August 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Let’s play “Guess That Year!”
Posting without comment.
August 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Posting without comment.
“In addition to (alleged) sexual misconduct and (obvious) misogyny, what work experience makes you qualified to run an agency with a $849 billion budget with nearly three million employees?”
“Once when the store was closed I worked the fry station for a number of preselected customers. Winning!”
“Once when the store was closed I worked the fry station for a number of preselected customers. Winning!”
December 5, 2024 at 2:59 PM
“In addition to (alleged) sexual misconduct and (obvious) misogyny, what work experience makes you qualified to run an agency with a $849 billion budget with nearly three million employees?”
“Once when the store was closed I worked the fry station for a number of preselected customers. Winning!”
“Once when the store was closed I worked the fry station for a number of preselected customers. Winning!”