Alan Woke
@suplexdaddy.bsky.social
Boxing and anime. Coffee fanatic and Twin Peaks enthusiast.
Buy me a coffee❤️ https://ko-fi.com/suplexdaddy0962
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Project 2025 Executive Action Tracker
Project 2025 is the authoritarian blueprint’s executive action proposals across 20 federal agencies.
progressivereform.org/tracking-tru...
Project 2025 is the authoritarian blueprint’s executive action proposals across 20 federal agencies.
progressivereform.org/tracking-tru...
Project 2025 Executive Action Tracker - Center for Progressive Reform
progressivereform.org
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Project 2025 Executive Action Tracker
Project 2025 is the authoritarian blueprint’s executive action proposals across 20 federal agencies.
progressivereform.org/tracking-tru...
Project 2025 is the authoritarian blueprint’s executive action proposals across 20 federal agencies.
progressivereform.org/tracking-tru...
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
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May 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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The biggest shitheads you know are going after Humble Bundle for… *checks notes* … raising $12.4 million for charity????
April 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The biggest shitheads you know are going after Humble Bundle for… *checks notes* … raising $12.4 million for charity????
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If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird
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8 fucking years. $600k stolen. This fraud has shit on every single video game that doesn’t align with his ideological views, harassed devs and journalists relentlessly and THIS is what he put out? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahajahja
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
8 fucking years. $600k stolen. This fraud has shit on every single video game that doesn’t align with his ideological views, harassed devs and journalists relentlessly and THIS is what he put out? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahajahja
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So this is where Donnie got that idea
April 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So this is where Donnie got that idea
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Canadian government billboard ad in Georgia (U.S. state)...🇨🇦
March 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Canadian government billboard ad in Georgia (U.S. state)...🇨🇦
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The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
March 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
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Federal workers ordered back to the office are met with dead power grids, freezing halls, and blackout elevators — a perfectly dystopian tribute to leadership that confuses control with competence. Welcome back to the Stone Age, courtesy of modern governance.
March 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Federal workers ordered back to the office are met with dead power grids, freezing halls, and blackout elevators — a perfectly dystopian tribute to leadership that confuses control with competence. Welcome back to the Stone Age, courtesy of modern governance.
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Weird how it’s always Republican dudes and not the drag queens…
March 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Weird how it’s always Republican dudes and not the drag queens…
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“Illegal immigrant” was their first success.
Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”
Until the “illegal” is you. #3E
Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”
Until the “illegal” is you. #3E
March 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“Illegal immigrant” was their first success.
Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”
Until the “illegal” is you. #3E
Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”
Until the “illegal” is you. #3E
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BREAKING: Aggressively mediocre men who have never watched a game of women's basketball are suddenly experts on women's basketball.
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
BREAKING: Aggressively mediocre men who have never watched a game of women's basketball are suddenly experts on women's basketball.
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Fact-check: True
March 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fact-check: True
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Ontario Premier Doug Ford canceled Elon Musk’s Starlink contract and banned all US companies from government contracts. “They only have President Trump to blame.”
March 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ontario Premier Doug Ford canceled Elon Musk’s Starlink contract and banned all US companies from government contracts. “They only have President Trump to blame.”
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Beefing with Canada is like beefing with Dolly Parton.
March 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Beefing with Canada is like beefing with Dolly Parton.
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