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There is not enough kitty litter in the world to cover up this mess. Hot-ass lava organized like a seminar. All hole, no toad. Low-key daddy. I like the cut of your jib, I follow.
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
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@supernatural.wang
· Jun 30
Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, I am proud to announce that I am the official proprietor of the hottest new domain name, supernatural.wang, on the even hotter .wang TLD, and which is now my new Bluesky account handle!
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"Here's what I think the earth really is. It's a giant man playing with us like toys. And his brothers and sisters have remote control cars." -7, future cult leader
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Here's what I think the earth really is. It's a giant man playing with us like toys. And his brothers and sisters have remote control cars." -7, future cult leader
This month's socks from The Good Store's Awesome Socks Club subscription may just be my favorite yet!
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This month's socks from The Good Store's Awesome Socks Club subscription may just be my favorite yet!
Costco Cognac is my street name
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Costco Cognac is my street name
Gretzky: The Great One
Me: The Great Value One
Me: The Great Value One
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gretzky: The Great One
Me: The Great Value One
Me: The Great Value One
Cool, so I won't even be able to get my bullshit delta-8 or 5 mg THC sodas anymore. Fucking love that for me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Cool, so I won't even be able to get my bullshit delta-8 or 5 mg THC sodas anymore. Fucking love that for me.
I'll go down in history, if you know what I mean
I make her shout out with glee, if you know what I mean
I'll guide her sleigh, if you know what I mean.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'll go down in history, if you know what I mean
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Looking forward to a full evening of tears and frustration over results and numbers, punctuated by cries of "I can't handle this" and "I don't understand how any of this works".
Elections? What? No. The seven-year-old is doing math homework.
Elections? What? No. The seven-year-old is doing math homework.
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Looking forward to a full evening of tears and frustration over results and numbers, punctuated by cries of "I can't handle this" and "I don't understand how any of this works".
Elections? What? No. The seven-year-old is doing math homework.
Elections? What? No. The seven-year-old is doing math homework.
Am I having some kind of stroke, or am I actually seeing posts from folks I don't follow in my Bluesky "Following" tab? Because that shit will NOT fly.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Am I having some kind of stroke, or am I actually seeing posts from folks I don't follow in my Bluesky "Following" tab? Because that shit will NOT fly.
I am the world's worst father when the Bills are on TV. But I make up for it when they win. Extra candy rations for everyone!
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I am the world's worst father when the Bills are on TV. But I make up for it when they win. Extra candy rations for everyone!
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
Oops! All Nut November
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oops! All Nut November
The kids are playing their favorite Nintendo Switch game. I wish I'd known they'd enjoy the built-in software more than the myriad games they don't seem to enjoy quite as much.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The kids are playing their favorite Nintendo Switch game. I wish I'd known they'd enjoy the built-in software more than the myriad games they don't seem to enjoy quite as much.
I keep hearing a lot about this "Donut November" and I am HERE for it! Whether yeast, cake, or holes covered in sweet, creamy glaze, I'm committing to as much as I can handle this month. 🍩🫡
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I keep hearing a lot about this "Donut November" and I am HERE for it! Whether yeast, cake, or holes covered in sweet, creamy glaze, I'm committing to as much as I can handle this month. 🍩🫡
Only one (1) copy of "The C Programming Language" per child
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Only one (1) copy of "The C Programming Language" per child
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oh my god
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
oh my god
You're telling me this shirt is made of sweat?!
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You're telling me this shirt is made of sweat?!
Post a picture of the energy you bring to Bluesky
I remain deeply fascinated but this photo. Possibly the best ever taken. So many questions …
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Post a picture of the energy you bring to Bluesky
Free child, barely used. Inquire within.
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Free child, barely used. Inquire within.
I still can't believe Skattebo is the last name of a human being. It is a name you'd give to a cat.
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I still can't believe Skattebo is the last name of a human being. It is a name you'd give to a cat.
Getting in trouble because I keep singing "choke me poke me" instead of "hokey pokey"
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Getting in trouble because I keep singing "choke me poke me" instead of "hokey pokey"
Every time I watch the Horns now, it seems to end up with me doing my awful Edith Bunker impression. "Oh, Archie." *shakes head despondently*
a woman is sitting at a table eating with chopsticks and a drink .
Alt: A GIF of Edith Bunker from the 1970s show "All In The Family". She is sitting at a table eating with chopsticks and looking to her side
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Every time I watch the Horns now, it seems to end up with me doing my awful Edith Bunker impression. "Oh, Archie." *shakes head despondently*
May I just remind you all that there is a 100% correlation between the Blue Jays making the World Series and the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl in the same year.
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
May I just remind you all that there is a 100% correlation between the Blue Jays making the World Series and the Buffalo Bills going to the Superbowl in the same year.