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There is not enough kitty litter in the world to cover up this mess. Hot-ass lava organized like a seminar. All hole, no toad. Low-key daddy. I like the cut of your jib, I follow.
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
I'm writing you a letter/
I'm sending you a kiss
🎶🎵 askforjoy.bandcamp.com
This month's socks from The Good Store's Awesome Socks Club subscription may just be my favorite yet!
November 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This month's socks from The Good Store's Awesome Socks Club subscription may just be my favorite yet!
IT'S FUCKING RAW
like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.
like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
IT'S FUCKING RAW
like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.
like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.
The kids are playing their favorite Nintendo Switch game. I wish I'd known they'd enjoy the built-in software more than the myriad games they don't seem to enjoy quite as much.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The kids are playing their favorite Nintendo Switch game. I wish I'd known they'd enjoy the built-in software more than the myriad games they don't seem to enjoy quite as much.
And my new bestest friend of all, State Rep. (and our future governor) Gina Hinojosa!
October 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
And my new bestest friend of all, State Rep. (and our future governor) Gina Hinojosa!
Just me and 25,000 of my closest friends.
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just me and 25,000 of my closest friends.
Sometimes, after all these years, The Simpsons still hits. S35E1 was pretty good.
October 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sometimes, after all these years, The Simpsons still hits. S35E1 was pretty good.
🎶🎵 California is where I lay my mack down/ Give me love! 🎵🎶
October 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
🎶🎵 California is where I lay my mack down/ Give me love! 🎵🎶
Don't call yourself a pizzaiolo unless you've studied under the master
September 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Don't call yourself a pizzaiolo unless you've studied under the master
It's like I'm always telling @businesssocks.bsky.social - I am basically the equivalent of two chimps.
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's like I'm always telling @businesssocks.bsky.social - I am basically the equivalent of two chimps.
Can check feat. homemade cast iron pepperoni pizza (pineapple chunks on one slice added as a sop to the four-year-old's inscrutable taste preferences)
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can check feat. homemade cast iron pepperoni pizza (pineapple chunks on one slice added as a sop to the four-year-old's inscrutable taste preferences)
Went to the kids' meet the teacher night and saw the six-year-old's incredible self-portrait, who proudly declared to the assembled parents "I look like Teddy from 'Bob's Burgers'!"
September 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Went to the kids' meet the teacher night and saw the six-year-old's incredible self-portrait, who proudly declared to the assembled parents "I look like Teddy from 'Bob's Burgers'!"
Brave boys who *definitely* have one of the acceptable pre-existing conditions 😉 to get their COVID shot get to have beer as a reward. Thanks to the HEB pharmacist who was very clear that she didn't need any hard evidence of my "numerous health issues" to administer the shot. She's the real MVP.
September 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Brave boys who *definitely* have one of the acceptable pre-existing conditions 😉 to get their COVID shot get to have beer as a reward. Thanks to the HEB pharmacist who was very clear that she didn't need any hard evidence of my "numerous health issues" to administer the shot. She's the real MVP.
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
The Arch Manning era in Austin. Seems like the Arch Deluxe may have been a better starter.
August 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Arch Manning era in Austin. Seems like the Arch Deluxe may have been a better starter.
It's Komie or nothing. I only trust lawyers I feel like I could take bong rips with.
August 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's Komie or nothing. I only trust lawyers I feel like I could take bong rips with.
My new out of office message just dropped.
August 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My new out of office message just dropped.