Fuck, we might even be learning some foreign languages too!

Would absolutely LOVE to read a book about this and times when the discharge petition has seen a lot of success ('93-'94). Where's the discharge petition I should sign to have Ms. Binder write about this?

"I don't feel so good, Mr. Jones."

If by "Sam's Club Schnapps in the sheets" you mean "doing something you'll regret in the morning", then by golly I think you've nailed it!

Man, fuck these people. A cross-country road trip in a nice-ass Honda Odyssey is an elite experience.

Unsure if description of cooking method or a sample of text from Olivia Nuzzi's book

Now THAT'S a religion I could really...
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...get behind! Praise the Lord and pass the ass!

Oh, I know, I just got a li'l distracted by my own visual. 😋

Come on, I mean we all know it is an offense against God for women to sweat while wearing tight-fitting athleisure clothing that shows off every sinful, temptation-inducing curve of their bodies 🥵

Meanwhile, my kid's jumping up and down in the middle of the soccer field, dancing and cheering on the rest of the team while they run down the field and score a goal. 😂

I'm as centrist as they came and even *I'm* pissed off at Schumer.

Heckuva job, Chuckie.

And who the fuck puts their glasses LENSES DOWN on a surface like that?!? Show some respect to your eyewear, Senator. Maybe they're too scratched up for you to read the legislative text, huh?

IT'S FUCKING RAW

like the deal you've been offered and purportedly support, Senator. Y'all just forced me to place a phone call to your office like I'm some kind of god damn boomer, so please vote no on this nothingburger of an offer from Senator Thune.

In THAT household? Inevitable.