Sunburned Lobster
@sunburnedlobster.bsky.social
Hi, hello.
I’m a designer in NYC.
Trying to figure shit out. I’m probably wrong about everything.
I’m a designer in NYC.
Trying to figure shit out. I’m probably wrong about everything.
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This is what I would imagine thinking while huffing spray paint is like
epstein would've loved chatgpt so much. he wouldve gotten ai psychosis immediately and sent a million emails to sam altman. tragic he missed all this
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This is what I would imagine thinking while huffing spray paint is like
Claiming that someone can “win” an IQ test should result in automatic fail. Like sinking the cue when going for the 8 ball.
Trump: "You should've suffered a little while through Kamala. The good news is she had no clue. I want to give an IQ test to Kamala and Biden. Who do you think wins?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Claiming that someone can “win” an IQ test should result in automatic fail. Like sinking the cue when going for the 8 ball.
The most Ron Swanson joke he’s said yet.
Mike Johnson claims House Republicans did "some of the best work of their careers" during the govt shutdown
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The most Ron Swanson joke he’s said yet.
Imagine Miller chill and happy … about anything.
You can’t. Being miserable is his entire personality.
You can’t. Being miserable is his entire personality.
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers.
‘Everyone is being screamed at’: Insiders say Stephen Miller irate as deportations lagging
Insiders are saying the Department of Homeland Security's ICE hiring is in "chaos" and Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is reportedly angry over "lagging" deportation numbers. A DHS source tol...
www.rawstory.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Imagine Miller chill and happy … about anything.
You can’t. Being miserable is his entire personality.
You can’t. Being miserable is his entire personality.
Another way to put this is that it was a vote against change. They voted to undo any cultural change which made them uncomfortable, regardless of if Trump himself ever mentioned them specifically. Pure dreaming.
Of course, Trump did the opposite. He caused massive change, more discomfort.
Of course, Trump did the opposite. He caused massive change, more discomfort.
One reason the Trump admin will fail is that they were supposed to make the world a simpler place for their voters. Collapse the complexity & restore order. It was their false promise.
Instead, they made everything MORE complex. Hundreds of times more.
This will make their own voters turn on them.
Instead, they made everything MORE complex. Hundreds of times more.
This will make their own voters turn on them.
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Another way to put this is that it was a vote against change. They voted to undo any cultural change which made them uncomfortable, regardless of if Trump himself ever mentioned them specifically. Pure dreaming.
Of course, Trump did the opposite. He caused massive change, more discomfort.
Of course, Trump did the opposite. He caused massive change, more discomfort.
This nickname is pretty strong proof a stroke has left huge holes inside his brain.
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This nickname is pretty strong proof a stroke has left huge holes inside his brain.
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In December, they’ll be claiming the Epstein files were the cause of November’s job losses
Hassett: "The Council of Economic Advisers informs me that they think we're probably gonna see something like 60,000 job losses because of the shutdown, and it'll take a while to get that back."
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
In December, they’ll be claiming the Epstein files were the cause of November’s job losses
If you believe the wall is a door, you should run into it over and over.
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If you believe the wall is a door, you should run into it over and over.
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Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
The basic Republican argument on health insurance is — and has always been — if you’re not a rich enough person it’s better for America that you die.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The basic Republican argument on health insurance is — and has always been — if you’re not a rich enough person it’s better for America that you die.
Today I spent 6 hours on a plane for a flight which normally takes less than 2 hours. It was stupid and chaotic but worth it if it means the GOP eats shit for choosing this pain.
I hated every second of that trip today BUT IT WAS IN SERVICE OF FIGHTING FOR THE VULNERABLE.
Don’t fucking cave
I hated every second of that trip today BUT IT WAS IN SERVICE OF FIGHTING FOR THE VULNERABLE.
Don’t fucking cave
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Today I spent 6 hours on a plane for a flight which normally takes less than 2 hours. It was stupid and chaotic but worth it if it means the GOP eats shit for choosing this pain.
I hated every second of that trip today BUT IT WAS IN SERVICE OF FIGHTING FOR THE VULNERABLE.
Don’t fucking cave
I hated every second of that trip today BUT IT WAS IN SERVICE OF FIGHTING FOR THE VULNERABLE.
Don’t fucking cave
Well that game left me sweaty. Hoosiers jeez. Loving this
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well that game left me sweaty. Hoosiers jeez. Loving this
Mamdani won because he made affordability an issue. The city is 1st Worlding so hard it’s practically creating a new level of privilege
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Mamdani won because he made affordability an issue. The city is 1st Worlding so hard it’s practically creating a new level of privilege
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
The big strong man came up to me and with tears in his eyes said sir only you can help me sir I can no longer eat sandwiches without PTSD sir you have to help me
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The big strong man came up to me and with tears in his eyes said sir only you can help me sir I can no longer eat sandwiches without PTSD sir you have to help me
Uh oh there’s a bigger political story than Trump today. I’m sure our president will be normal and handle this well
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Uh oh there’s a bigger political story than Trump today. I’m sure our president will be normal and handle this well
Here, he said, look at this video my staff showed me of Xi and Putin testing nuclear weapons, doing a high five, then pooping on protesters. They got that last part from me.
O'DONNELL: But the only country that's testing nuclear weapons is North Korea
TRUMP: No. Russia is testing nuclear weapons. And China is testing them too, you just don't know about it.
O'DONNELL: That would certainly be very newsworthy
TRUMP: No. Russia is testing nuclear weapons. And China is testing them too, you just don't know about it.
O'DONNELL: That would certainly be very newsworthy
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Here, he said, look at this video my staff showed me of Xi and Putin testing nuclear weapons, doing a high five, then pooping on protesters. They got that last part from me.
“Guns-a-blazing” is such a deeply embarrassing thing to say
Twelve year olds
Twelve year olds
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“Guns-a-blazing” is such a deeply embarrassing thing to say
Twelve year olds
Twelve year olds
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
So trumps probably never read the great Gatsby, but is it possible that no one at mar-a-lago has read the great Gatsby?
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy — they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
Happy birthday, Robert Pollard
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Happy birthday, Robert Pollard
Hey so it's about that time of the month that Trump disappears for about a week and Vance takes all the media spots ...
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hey so it's about that time of the month that Trump disappears for about a week and Vance takes all the media spots ...
Should Trump stroke himself out of the WH soon, "Shut up, Vance." is going to be the defining phrase of the 48th presidency.
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Should Trump stroke himself out of the WH soon, "Shut up, Vance." is going to be the defining phrase of the 48th presidency.