Sunburned Lobster
@sunburnedlobster.bsky.social
Hi, hello.
I’m a designer in NYC.
Trying to figure shit out. I’m probably wrong about everything.
I’m a designer in NYC.
Trying to figure shit out. I’m probably wrong about everything.
The stove I keep burning my hand on is the faith I keep in the intelligence of my fellow Americans
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The stove I keep burning my hand on is the faith I keep in the intelligence of my fellow Americans
A person who has never once in his life ever thought about how toilet paper appears in a home
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A person who has never once in his life ever thought about how toilet paper appears in a home
These people are twelve year old boys in every meaningful way
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
These people are twelve year old boys in every meaningful way
Magnolia Erection Company
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Magnolia Erection Company
Oh and also, he turns everything else into a joke. “Russia Russia Russia” is played as a joke. He’s so far avoided joking about Epstein, so far as I’ve seen.
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh and also, he turns everything else into a joke. “Russia Russia Russia” is played as a joke. He’s so far avoided joking about Epstein, so far as I’ve seen.
It’s also the only issue around which you see Trump appear visibly anxious. He is otherwise the exact opposite, protected from his extreme shamelessness.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s also the only issue around which you see Trump appear visibly anxious. He is otherwise the exact opposite, protected from his extreme shamelessness.
In my head, there is an incredible TV series which follows a family fully bought in to the Qanon conspiracy as they very slowly realize it was all a prank on them.
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
In my head, there is an incredible TV series which follows a family fully bought in to the Qanon conspiracy as they very slowly realize it was all a prank on them.
The thing that makes it easier for my software to integrate with other software does not also need to walk around my home
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The thing that makes it easier for my software to integrate with other software does not also need to walk around my home
Honestly I don’t think conservatives are in the habit of considering second order effects
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Honestly I don’t think conservatives are in the habit of considering second order effects
Elon finally watches Star Wars for the first time: "ohhhhhhhhh ... shit."
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Elon finally watches Star Wars for the first time: "ohhhhhhhhh ... shit."
can't quite square the math that one would discover not liking Elon _after buying a cybertruck_
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
can't quite square the math that one would discover not liking Elon _after buying a cybertruck_
Same. Back to the gate. Trump take flight
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Same. Back to the gate. Trump take flight