✨stray/jak
@straynotferal.bsky.social
cat boy, boy cat • vet tech TNR enthusiast • he/they • professional yapper • proudly neutered
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✨stray/jak
@straynotferal.bsky.social
· Sep 3
bad day to be a hot dog 🥵
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
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one thing i miss about joe bidens white house is there was a big dog who would randomly attack people. this administration should be forced to live in a cujo situation too
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
one thing i miss about joe bidens white house is there was a big dog who would randomly attack people. this administration should be forced to live in a cujo situation too
never ask a man his height, a woman her age, or an Italian how they managed to pack back a whole bowl of pasta in under 3 minutes flat
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
never ask a man his height, a woman her age, or an Italian how they managed to pack back a whole bowl of pasta in under 3 minutes flat
business idea: complimentary bread basket but instead of bread it’s full of hot dogs
September 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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verdict unclear
September 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
verdict unclear
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You're waiting for your bus and this pulls up. WDYD?
September 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You're waiting for your bus and this pulls up. WDYD?
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This is the
O N E 🚆 L I N E
to Angle Lake
O N E 🚆 L I N E
to Angle Lake
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is the
O N E 🚆 L I N E
to Angle Lake
O N E 🚆 L I N E
to Angle Lake
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thumbs to cat ratio off the charts
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
thumbs to cat ratio off the charts
September 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ve had two jello shots and now I gotta find my wife (a slot machine in Las Vegas, Nevada at the Park MGM property that exists to take my money and doesn’t care about me at all)
September 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’ve had two jello shots and now I gotta find my wife (a slot machine in Las Vegas, Nevada at the Park MGM property that exists to take my money and doesn’t care about me at all)
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call me the moo-narch
September 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
call me the moo-narch
dont talk to me or my son ever again
September 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
dont talk to me or my son ever again
have you considered *bites you 8/10*
September 3, 2025 at 7:17 AM
have you considered *bites you 8/10*
consider me cow-pilled cause I’m full of bull
September 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
consider me cow-pilled cause I’m full of bull
note to self: michael buble makes the furries waltz
September 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
note to self: michael buble makes the furries waltz
bad day to be a hot dog 🥵
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
bad day to be a hot dog 🥵
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the funk is so brother right about now
August 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the funk is so brother right about now
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looking at my bank account right now like Damn… i knew i shouldn’t have eaten that costco hot dog for lunch 3 months ago
August 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
looking at my bank account right now like Damn… i knew i shouldn’t have eaten that costco hot dog for lunch 3 months ago