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my boss: I think you know what this meeting is about.
me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?
me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
my boss: I think you know what this meeting is about.
me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?
me (wearing a breezy caftan, holding a martini glass filled with only olives in one hand, and in the other is a joint in a cigarette holder attached to a second cigarette holder so it is like 13” from my face): is it about me getting a raise?
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🔮 trans women get Samus blaster arm and trans men get Mega Man blaster arm
June 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🔮 trans women get Samus blaster arm and trans men get Mega Man blaster arm
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Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee
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"i gotta keep the rabbits out of my garden" you don't, actually. you planted a perfect and beautiful little rabbit buffet, and you're mad at the rabbits for dining there? at the rabbit buffet? full of rabbit food that little rabbits love? you're a fool.
May 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
"i gotta keep the rabbits out of my garden" you don't, actually. you planted a perfect and beautiful little rabbit buffet, and you're mad at the rabbits for dining there? at the rabbit buffet? full of rabbit food that little rabbits love? you're a fool.
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This is the best thing I’ve seen today and I need a source. Bluesky, please help. Credit to whoever this rad group is.
May 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is the best thing I’ve seen today and I need a source. Bluesky, please help. Credit to whoever this rad group is.
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I think people also under estimate how feeling like you can’t change what you do without threat of homelessness or poverty actually takes the passion out of what you’re currently doing for work. Because it feels like you’re trapped in some way. It feels anxiety provoking
May 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think people also under estimate how feeling like you can’t change what you do without threat of homelessness or poverty actually takes the passion out of what you’re currently doing for work. Because it feels like you’re trapped in some way. It feels anxiety provoking
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This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
May 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This account just posts food at British football stadiums and it's the most upsetting shit I've ever seen
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It's so cool how this world has been deliberately constructed to drive you insane if you're a good person
May 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's so cool how this world has been deliberately constructed to drive you insane if you're a good person
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I LOVE ALL MY FANS BUT GOTTA GET THESE NUMBERS UP
May 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I LOVE ALL MY FANS BUT GOTTA GET THESE NUMBERS UP
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if it's a horror movie it's gotta have a scary guy in it
"oh, the source of the horror is actually an idea"
hey buddy
here's an idea:
put a scary guy in your movie
"oh, the source of the horror is actually an idea"
hey buddy
here's an idea:
put a scary guy in your movie
April 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
if it's a horror movie it's gotta have a scary guy in it
"oh, the source of the horror is actually an idea"
hey buddy
here's an idea:
put a scary guy in your movie
"oh, the source of the horror is actually an idea"
hey buddy
here's an idea:
put a scary guy in your movie
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every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
every girl is bi. you just have to figure out whether it's sexual, polar, pedal, modal, national, axial, annual, carbonate, metallic, or bimbap
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So 198 days until Halloween, If anyone cares. (Me)
April 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So 198 days until Halloween, If anyone cares. (Me)
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Listen,I get it,I was an HP kid too. That shit was my first hyperfixation,it took over my whole life.But you know what I did when I found out the creator was a TERFy pos?I stopped supporting it! It’s that easy, trust me. The books really aren’t even that good. I promise you’ll find something better.
April 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Listen,I get it,I was an HP kid too. That shit was my first hyperfixation,it took over my whole life.But you know what I did when I found out the creator was a TERFy pos?I stopped supporting it! It’s that easy, trust me. The books really aren’t even that good. I promise you’ll find something better.
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it doesn’t matter how hard you are, when your girlfriend is making her stuffed beluga whale named eduardo make airplane noises and hands it to you, you say « hi eduardo »
April 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
it doesn’t matter how hard you are, when your girlfriend is making her stuffed beluga whale named eduardo make airplane noises and hands it to you, you say « hi eduardo »
please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee I say after taking Wellbutrin, Adderall, and chugging a red bull
April 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
please don't talk to me until I've had my coffee I say after taking Wellbutrin, Adderall, and chugging a red bull
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i highly suspect over 50% of the transfem population owns a set of faux animal ears
April 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i highly suspect over 50% of the transfem population owns a set of faux animal ears
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there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE
"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"
don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud
"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"
don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud
April 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
there's NO excuse to still be driving a tesla. NONE
"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"
don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud
"but I'm underwater and owe more than it's worth!!"
don't care. grow up and commit insurance fraud
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i am socially transitioning into a cunt
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i am socially transitioning into a cunt
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white men be normal challenge
March 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
white men be normal challenge
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WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating