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Christina
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MC1R, good handwriting, can’t draw, excellent taste in bad candy
Copilot is the new Clippy
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Okay. But what are you a snob _about_?
July 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Harvard, Harlem, whatever.
asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I made a pavlova
April 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Bro I heard you liked celery
April 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Bob Dobalina
What's your Pope name to be?
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Want to know how many federal government jobs are in your state or Congressional district so you can drop the numbers in your next call to your reps?

Here’s the document you need.
crsreports.congress.gov
February 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ahhhh dorbs
Sometimes, when things feel extraordinarily bad - like they do these days! - it becomes more important than ever to watch this video of the coolest kids on earth absolutely *rampaging* through Fugazi's "Waiting Room"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIZD...
32 - Fugazi: Waiting Room
YouTube video by wdiprod
www.youtube.com
January 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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in a world of Targets, be a Costco
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Stomach: It nine pm at nite, time for soupe

Me: nO

Stomach: YES time for soupe

Me: I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU EITHER

Me: DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY COMMENTARY BEFORE I GO TO BED
January 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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[going through the details] oh shit, the devil's in here
January 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Pasadena Humane (remember their cute Rose Parade float last week?) urgently needs donations to care for abandoned and injured animals. They are right on the front lines of the Eaton fire. If you're watching the news and feeling helpless, here's a way to help! give.pasadenahumane.org/give/264243/...
Pasadena Humane
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give.pasadenahumane.org
January 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My dog got into an actual fight with a raccoon tonight and I’m way more freaked out than she is.
January 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits."°

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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To anyone I insulted, belittled, saddened, or ignored in 2024: work on yourself and think about why I had to
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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Since we’re talking about how much billionaires suck again, here’s a reminder that your local indie bookstore deserves your business this holiday season. They have gift cards and are happy to mail stuff out. Same goes for @bookshop-org.bsky.social. Buy books. Give books. Support bookstores.
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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In Iceland, on Christmas Eve, people give each other books so they can spend the evening drinking cocoa & reading. It’s called, Jolabokaflod, the Christmas book flood. I’ve never been more in love with Iceland than I am right now ♥️♥️
December 14, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day. No particular order, explanations, or reviews—just covers. (13/20)
#20daybookchallenge
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
December 12, 2024 at 6:12 AM
Strands #279
“Prepare to be eaten”
🔵🔵🔵🔵
🟡🔵🔵

Makes me miss @darthbluesky.bsky.social
December 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day. No particular order, explanations, or reviews—just covers. (12/20)
#20daybookchallenge
#BookSky
💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 AM