Michael Clear
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He Who Shapes, I often yell at television screens when a cake is brought out but not eaten
Ghosts never seem to show up when I’m around
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ghosts never seem to show up when I’m around
Reposted by Michael Clear
Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Analysis | By calling for the execution of prominent Democrats, President Trump is preserving the legacy of Charlie Kirk.
Many members of my family are strongly Catholic and fiercely anti-immigrant so I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving when I can counter their arguments by quoting the Pope
In a world where Trump punches down, be like Pope Leo and lift people up.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Many members of my family are strongly Catholic and fiercely anti-immigrant so I’m looking forward to Thanksgiving when I can counter their arguments by quoting the Pope
I know last year everyone got mad when the audience would sing along to Wicked but if you think I'm going to see Wicked For Good and not sing when One Day More comes on, you're wrong
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I know last year everyone got mad when the audience would sing along to Wicked but if you think I'm going to see Wicked For Good and not sing when One Day More comes on, you're wrong
This is what happened just before the housing market collapsed
Crypto got everything it wanted. Now it’s sinking
economist.com/finance-and-...
economist.com/finance-and-...
Crypto got everything it wanted. Now it’s sinking
The slump could spread across financial markets
economist.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
This is what happened just before the housing market collapsed
Guy on the bus stop today wasn't sure which bus stop he wanted to get off at but he did know enough to say it was by a local synagogue or, as he said, "down by the Jew store"
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Guy on the bus stop today wasn't sure which bus stop he wanted to get off at but he did know enough to say it was by a local synagogue or, as he said, "down by the Jew store"
Oh sure we will and it won't be bad because Republicans are doing it and the Democrats are mostly quiet after a day or two
Trump's economy is being held up by a massive AI bubble.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
A recent study found that of 300 companies that owned generative AI tools, 95% reported zero return on their investments.
We will not entertain a bailout of these companies should this bubble pop.
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh sure we will and it won't be bad because Republicans are doing it and the Democrats are mostly quiet after a day or two
This whole "prosecutors can get grand juries to induct anyone" must only work on ham sandwiches
HUGE development IN hearing for Comey selective prosecution motion, It turns out that the grand jury NEVER saw the operative indictment. Whole separate basis for dismissal. Standby for more.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This whole "prosecutors can get grand juries to induct anyone" must only work on ham sandwiches
In my new place I’ve swapped out Spectrum’s Internet/cable/landline package for T-Mobile 5G home internet. I know they’re going to piss me off some day because that’s what corporations do but for years Spectrum has had me trapped in a corrupt deal with my landlord to be the only Internet choice
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
In my new place I’ve swapped out Spectrum’s Internet/cable/landline package for T-Mobile 5G home internet. I know they’re going to piss me off some day because that’s what corporations do but for years Spectrum has had me trapped in a corrupt deal with my landlord to be the only Internet choice
Bing has been around for almost 20 years yet I’ve never once wondered about something and said “Let me Bing it”
November 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Bing has been around for almost 20 years yet I’ve never once wondered about something and said “Let me Bing it”
It looks like the makers of Now You See Me 3 said to themselves "Let's make a Leverage episode only twice as long and half as good"
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It looks like the makers of Now You See Me 3 said to themselves "Let's make a Leverage episode only twice as long and half as good"
I know I'm not supposed to sign in movie theaters but there's a certain movie out this week and what am I supposed to do? NOT sing during Now You See Me 3?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I know I'm not supposed to sign in movie theaters but there's a certain movie out this week and what am I supposed to do? NOT sing during Now You See Me 3?
My response to the Air Force One guy in Pluribus is "Come on guy, think bigger"
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My response to the Air Force One guy in Pluribus is "Come on guy, think bigger"
Worked my ass off all day Saturday moving to my new apartment. Saturday night I celebrated by finding out the tenant across the hall from me is a demented old man who routinely yells for help because he fell out of his wheelchair then threatens to sue the cops and EMS who helped him
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Worked my ass off all day Saturday moving to my new apartment. Saturday night I celebrated by finding out the tenant across the hall from me is a demented old man who routinely yells for help because he fell out of his wheelchair then threatens to sue the cops and EMS who helped him
Didn't Anonymous promise to save us all? What's the status on that?
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Didn't Anonymous promise to save us all? What's the status on that?
Finally getting around to watching Pluribus which I assume is about people who not reach other with their knowledge of Latin
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally getting around to watching Pluribus which I assume is about people who not reach other with their knowledge of Latin
Moving to a new home is awesome and I recommend everyone do it especially if you like being exhausted by noon
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Moving to a new home is awesome and I recommend everyone do it especially if you like being exhausted by noon
New life goal: try as hard as I can to never be a guy who tries nuance what a pedophile is so I can create a good type of child molestation
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
New life goal: try as hard as I can to never be a guy who tries nuance what a pedophile is so I can create a good type of child molestation
It’s kind of sweet that scammers think I have enough value to be worth sending me a minimum of 15 rip off attempts every day
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It’s kind of sweet that scammers think I have enough value to be worth sending me a minimum of 15 rip off attempts every day
Walmart has Black Friday deals already so to make it legit I'm going to trample some people in the store
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Walmart has Black Friday deals already so to make it legit I'm going to trample some people in the store
This could lead to technology that allows us to make videos longer than 6 seconds
Hurricane Tortilla makes landfall again as diVine, a new app backed by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey, brings more than 100,000 legacy Vines back online.
Great Job, Internet!: After nearly a decade, Vine is back for another six seconds of fame
Great Job, Internet!: After nearly a decade, Vine is back for another six seconds of fame
www.avclub.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This could lead to technology that allows us to make videos longer than 6 seconds
I suppose somebody somewhere is saying “At least Chris Pratt is the voice of Mario” If that person is you, enjoy your utopia
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I suppose somebody somewhere is saying “At least Chris Pratt is the voice of Mario” If that person is you, enjoy your utopia
I didn’t know the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened in the 70s. I thought it was back in the 1800s like 9/11
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I didn’t know the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened in the 70s. I thought it was back in the 1800s like 9/11
Reposted by Michael Clear
Those five bishops who voted against this are like that fourth dentist who wants their patients to chew gum with sugar in it
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Those five bishops who voted against this are like that fourth dentist who wants their patients to chew gum with sugar in it
Those five bishops who voted against this are like that fourth dentist who wants their patients to chew gum with sugar in it
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Those five bishops who voted against this are like that fourth dentist who wants their patients to chew gum with sugar in it