“If there’s one consistent theme in the history of Donald Trump’s business career, it’s that he sucks at business. He’s a stupid, domineering brute who compulsively rips off everyone he interacts with.”
"The U.S. oil industry needs Trump to swoop in and add another few million barrels a day of production like it needs a hole in the head." prospect.org/2026/01/06/t...
Trump’s Cargo Cult Imperialism in Venezuela - The American Prospect
Stealing Venezuela's oil is lunacy, but that won’t stop Donald Trump from trying.
prospect.org
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“If there’s one consistent theme in the history of Donald Trump’s business career, it’s that he sucks at business. He’s a stupid, domineering brute who compulsively rips off everyone he interacts with.”
I’ve only seen season 1, but this is the perfect still for “they recast my character. Fml.”
The Last of Us' Danny Ramirez‘s role will be recast for Season 3. https://t.co/GqERMVE6xM
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
I’ve only seen season 1, but this is the perfect still for “they recast my character. Fml.”
“I’m just so scared that when we arrest him, he’s going to be mad,” the detective told reporters. “He said he wanted to hold my hand and kiss me, but what if those were lies? What if he doesn’t like the way I look? What if he decides he doesn’t love me anymore?”
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“I’m just so scared that when we arrest him, he’s going to be mad,” the detective told reporters. “He said he wanted to hold my hand and kiss me, but what if those were lies? What if he doesn’t like the way I look? What if he decides he doesn’t love me anymore?”
So is Trump Jan Brady saying “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” with his hard on for Russia? Such a bizarre turn of phrase for this dipshit president, and he’s been saying it since before his clear dementia.
Donald Trump, basically acknowledging that so far at least he’s losing the fight over Epstein.
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
So is Trump Jan Brady saying “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” with his hard on for Russia? Such a bizarre turn of phrase for this dipshit president, and he’s been saying it since before his clear dementia.
Target is closed today. Christmas Day. Thanks to KC Star for letting us know on Christmas Day at 7:30pm.
When you head into your local Target during the holiday season, it's probably more than just a quick errand.
Is Target open on Christmas Day?
When you head into your local Target during the holiday season, it's probably more than just a quick errand.
bit.ly
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Target is closed today. Christmas Day. Thanks to KC Star for letting us know on Christmas Day at 7:30pm.
Reminder: the uglier the dog, the more likely their owner will share it on social media, thinking it’s cute. Be careful this Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Reminder: the uglier the dog, the more likely their owner will share it on social media, thinking it’s cute. Be careful this Christmas!
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Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mall Santa Crying Hysterically In Photo With Toddler
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Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kinda insane how much Watchmen 2019 nailed it.
Me: What’s the runtime for starship troopers?
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
December 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Me: What’s the runtime for starship troopers?
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
Siri: What do you want to know about starship troopers?
Me: How long is it?
Siri: Whose contact details are you looking for?
Me: *bitches on bluesky*
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i expected "telephones" to lead to a "weird empty rectangles zone". but to my deep shock and surprise… there was exactly one (1) real-life working payphone!! cc @2600.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i expected "telephones" to lead to a "weird empty rectangles zone". but to my deep shock and surprise… there was exactly one (1) real-life working payphone!! cc @2600.com
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Sick of seeing people’s gross promotional stickers on their laptops? This looked dumb to me at first, but Dell printed a fake peel on this sticker, likely in hopes of getting people to peel these gross things off after purchase.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sick of seeing people’s gross promotional stickers on their laptops? This looked dumb to me at first, but Dell printed a fake peel on this sticker, likely in hopes of getting people to peel these gross things off after purchase.
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Parsons, Kansas, will be the site of a California startup’s first ever 1-mile-deep nuclear reactor — with support from county commissioners, both Republican Kansas U.S. senators and Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s administration.
Kansas will get the world’s first mile-deep nuclear reactor and the groundbreaking is next week
Deep Fission says it plans to install a nuclear reactor underground at an industrial park in southeast Kansas. State and local government leaders are on board. It’s part of a national push for new nuclear energy generation.
www.kcur.org
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Parsons, Kansas, will be the site of a California startup’s first ever 1-mile-deep nuclear reactor — with support from county commissioners, both Republican Kansas U.S. senators and Democratic Gov. Laura Kelly’s administration.
“Since the 1950s, water districts out West have used cloud seeding—which typically involves releasing silver iodide from planes or ground generators into clouds to boost snow or rain—to benefit farmers, ranchers and ski resorts, largely without controversy.”
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
The ‘Chemtrails’ Conspiracy Theory Dogging the Battle Against Drought
Rainmaker updated cloud seeding with drones and AI but is targeted by people who believe the government is manipulating the weather.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Since the 1950s, water districts out West have used cloud seeding—which typically involves releasing silver iodide from planes or ground generators into clouds to boost snow or rain—to benefit farmers, ranchers and ski resorts, largely without controversy.”
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
Gift link. www.wsj.com/us-news/clim...
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That new White House ballroom is really coming along, I see.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That new White House ballroom is really coming along, I see.
Can’t wait for Hegseth to go to prison. Every opposition candidate should be yelling about holding these fuckers responsible for their crimes.
Senator Kelly is correct.
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
Plus a Public Service Announcement:
KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.
The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can’t wait for Hegseth to go to prison. Every opposition candidate should be yelling about holding these fuckers responsible for their crimes.
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“One of those working most closely with Epstein, up to and including attempting to scrub his public image, was Bannon…Bannon, the man millions of MAGA fans trust to tell it like it is, stands revealed as one of the most cynical liars ever to mar this country.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
Steve Bannon Was Epstein’s Comeback Consultant. Where’s the Uproar?
The MAGA architect is escaping opprobrium for his chummy relationship with the notorious pedophile.
www.thebulwark.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“One of those working most closely with Epstein, up to and including attempting to scrub his public image, was Bannon…Bannon, the man millions of MAGA fans trust to tell it like it is, stands revealed as one of the most cynical liars ever to mar this country.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
www.thebulwark.com/p/steve-bann...
I had a feeling expiration dates might matter. Bummer.
I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I had a feeling expiration dates might matter. Bummer.
Uh, not sure what the word “early” means to the KC Star, but we are at late Black Friday according to my calendar. This paper gets more embarrassing with each early passing day.
Whether you're looking for a big-ticket item like a new TV or an everyday essential, you can't miss these early Black Friday deals at Walmart.
Walmart's Early Black Friday Sale: Shop the Holiday's Best Deals
Whether you're looking for a big-ticket item like a new TV or an everyday essential, you can't miss these early Black Friday deals at Walmart.
bit.ly
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Uh, not sure what the word “early” means to the KC Star, but we are at late Black Friday according to my calendar. This paper gets more embarrassing with each early passing day.
“Get him away from me—he smells fucking awful. That’s clearly soda somebody spilled on his side, but I don’t know what that black shit caked on him is. He’s disgusting.”
Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Get him away from me—he smells fucking awful. That’s clearly soda somebody spilled on his side, but I don’t know what that black shit caked on him is. He’s disgusting.”
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X's new About This Account feature reveals that some top accounts, including many MAGA influencers, are based in countries like Russia, India, and Nigeria (Jack Revell/The Daily Beast)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
X's new About This Account feature reveals that some top accounts, including many MAGA influencers, are based in countries like Russia, India, and Nigeria (Jack Revell/The Daily Beast)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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much respect to MSP airport for the custom themed bathroom sink drains (?!)
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
much respect to MSP airport for the custom themed bathroom sink drains (?!)