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Stonecutter7
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Grateful for another chance to woo Daisy Fuentes online
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iamhectordiaz.com
At the most Mexican place on Earth, the Raiders-Cowboys tailgate 🇲🇽
A cowboy fan in an El Santo mask with a cowboy championship belt doing the wrestling pose Raiders Rey Mysterio
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I forget what we were supposed to be mad about this guy for, but I think we can all agree, all is forgiven.
September 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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peterlynn.bsky.social
He steps aside as the bull is coming.
September 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Taken, but for the record: Conan, Tosh, Lonely Island/Seth, Dominique Foxworth, and Quick Question w/ Soren and Daniel
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Sep 17
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
I had another dream This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation. Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard, last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show. Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away. Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the top of his lung This is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop format HGTV courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
July 20, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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cabel.panic.com
The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20. He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him. Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was scant.”
February 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Would be pretty funny if Lebron was in the crowd at SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Tom Brady looks like Miley Cyrus now
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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stefanivan.com
January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
Did Jimmy Carter Die Today? @DidJimmyDie Follow No Readers added context Yes.u
December 30, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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mrsnacktime.bsky.social
The creatine subreddit is going off
Picture of the 9/11 attach with a joke about creatine
December 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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eliyudin.com
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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justinboldaji.bsky.social
Local news reporter outside of Nordstroms: so have you started any Christmas shopping yet?

Me, desperate for fame and money: you gotta suck dick like this! Spit on it! Spit all over it! Hoooork-ptooey!
November 27, 2024 at 12:36 AM
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2:30 pm at a Mexican childs birthday party and on my 7th beer
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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I was baptized as a baby because my mom was scared I'd fuck around and die as a little kid and go to hell.
November 15, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Regular person: I'm constipated

Gen Z person: The ass isn't assing

And this only scratches the surface of how they talk...
July 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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My fucked up sons are very real and doing their best, you son of a bitch!
November 14, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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I want to jump into this bbq discussion on my timeline, but can't because I want my first bluesky post to be a unique & funny introduction to all of you.
August 1, 2023 at 5:50 PM