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“Comedy man”
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I’m getting too old for this shhhh sound that comes out of this pipe
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I would say my main hobby is probably thinking about shit
Wassup big dog
May 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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just assume if anyone is talking about “birthrates” that they’re completely lost in the nazi sauce. simply no reason to worry about it
April 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@marcbrownstein.bsky.social hey man! Can’t find 2 day passes for Asheville, are those going to be available ?
April 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The news switching between the crashing economy rising fascism and flash flooding. Welcome to the rest of your life unless we really change this shit
April 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don’t remember what Marbury v. Madison is about
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The next and final stop is your mom’s butt!!!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Good morning
March 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*in denial about being the most depressed I’ve been in years* I should buy a new yoyo that’ll be nice
March 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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no one cares about ad hominem attacks you dumb motherfucker
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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don’t agree with trump often but he’s right: everything *is* computer
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
They finally made footwear for sleeping. They’re calling it the honk shoe
March 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I'm not surprised by any of Columbia's actions this year because last year they let the NYPD beat up and arrest their students and then evicted and expelled them. I don't know how anyone could ever feel safe attending or working at a school that refuses to protect its students to such an extent.
March 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m built like this and like that and like this and uh
March 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I guess I’m doing this. No coming back from this
March 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Lauren is getting shit for this but she’s right. I’ve changed my position dramatically over the last few years and owning a gun hasn’t made the terrifying reality we’re facing any less terrifying. It’s fantasy to believe we can use firearms to defend ourselves from the right when they’re in power.
March 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Executive orders aren't law! Just ignore him! Goddamnit! (college admins will not ignore him)
March 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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country went to hell when auto shops put these in in place of a glass carafe that had been on the burner continuously since the Truman administration
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
put my pants on left leg first today just to try something new. Damn near fell over
March 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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they should invent a weekend that is restful
March 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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when I die please hollow out my body and fill me with candy
February 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My mom used to get this cereal, product 19. What a name for a food. Why would people buy this. “I will have human consumption molecule 7 please”
February 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Was just admitted to the hospital in critical conditions. Told all the nurses their work was sloppy and tsk tsk’d the doctors’ differential diagnoses during rounds
February 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Everyone remembers that one jungle gym from when they were a kid
February 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM