Stiph Hawkins
@stiphhawkins.bsky.social
No, it's fine, it's my emotional support existential crisis
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Stiph Hawkins
@stiphhawkins.bsky.social
· Jan 21
In the novel "Moonraker", Sir Hugo Drax, head of a major rocket firm, cheats at cards. He doesn't need the money, but must feed his ego. He's also a literal Nazi pretending to be an Englishman to destroy the country from within. Bond calls him a "bullying, boorish, loud-mouthed vulgarian".
Can the Kennedy Curse PLEASE come out of retirement already?
April 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Can the Kennedy Curse PLEASE come out of retirement already?
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What do you think the odds are that the "common ground" is their shared hatred of trans people?
Bill Maher and Donald Trump have yet to comment publicly on their dinner together last night, but Kid Rock says they found common ground.
Inside Bill Maher’s Dinner With Donald Trump
Bill Maher and Donald Trump have yet to comment publicly on their dinner together last night, but Kid Rock says they found common ground.
dlvr.it
April 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What do you think the odds are that the "common ground" is their shared hatred of trans people?
Can't tell if @shoutstudios.bsky.social put the wrong movies here or are engaging in a VERY unique form of April Fool's Day joke...
April 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can't tell if @shoutstudios.bsky.social put the wrong movies here or are engaging in a VERY unique form of April Fool's Day joke...
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The studies coming out showing using genAI is making people less capable of critical thinking, lonelier and increasingly dependent on it is pretty funny when you think about every booster for it going on and on about how it makes you a megagenius with an infinite competitive edge
March 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The studies coming out showing using genAI is making people less capable of critical thinking, lonelier and increasingly dependent on it is pretty funny when you think about every booster for it going on and on about how it makes you a megagenius with an infinite competitive edge
If the @democrats.org had any spine they would primary all 10 of these civility politics cowards. But unfortunately that's most of the party at its heart these days. They need to grow a spine and actually fight for change if they want to win ever again
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10 Democrats join with Republicans to censure Rep. Al Green for Trump speech protest | CNN Politics
Ten Democrats joined with House Republicans on Thursday to censure Rep. Al Green for his protest during President Donald Trump’s address to Congress this week — a formal condemnation of the Texas Demo...
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March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If the @democrats.org had any spine they would primary all 10 of these civility politics cowards. But unfortunately that's most of the party at its heart these days. They need to grow a spine and actually fight for change if they want to win ever again
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Another crackerjack take from the Limousine Liberals @theatlantic.com, staffed entirely by privileged losers who knows they can afford to run if things get really bad or simply blend in with the White Supremacists. But hey, they're cool, they TOTALLY have a black friend, guys!
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Another crackerjack take from the Limousine Liberals @theatlantic.com, staffed entirely by privileged losers who knows they can afford to run if things get really bad or simply blend in with the White Supremacists. But hey, they're cool, they TOTALLY have a black friend, guys!
I'm sure all lenders are salivating over the mess #doge is making and are ready to profit from the potential end of Fed loans and the gutting of the department of education, but SoFi have been the first to be so open and blatant about it. They've been sketchy since day one
February 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm sure all lenders are salivating over the mess #doge is making and are ready to profit from the potential end of Fed loans and the gutting of the department of education, but SoFi have been the first to be so open and blatant about it. They've been sketchy since day one
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So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
February 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna
The one Kennedy the curse missed...
February 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The one Kennedy the curse missed...
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Poison Ivy destroys polluters, she's already wholesome!
Poison Ivy, but she's an agriculture advisor helping third world farmers increase their crop yields.
February 13, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Poison Ivy destroys polluters, she's already wholesome!
Where the podcast truly starts coming into its own
So begins the running joke of an era: Good Kirk touching dicks with Evil Kirk.
February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Where the podcast truly starts coming into its own
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The US once played loud rock music at dictator Manuel Noriega till he surrendered.
I bet continually yelling "No one likes you & there's not enough money in the world to buy you a sense of humor" at Elon would break him
I bet continually yelling "No one likes you & there's not enough money in the world to buy you a sense of humor" at Elon would break him
February 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
The US once played loud rock music at dictator Manuel Noriega till he surrendered.
I bet continually yelling "No one likes you & there's not enough money in the world to buy you a sense of humor" at Elon would break him
I bet continually yelling "No one likes you & there's not enough money in the world to buy you a sense of humor" at Elon would break him
@democrats.org Are you going to try to keep claiming ANY criticism of the Israeli government is inherently antisemitic? Because a lot of REALLY AWFUL EVENTS have historically started as "voluntary migration"
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Israel backs Trump plan and orders military to prepare for Palestinians to leave Gaza | CNN
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has backed US President Donald Trump’s proposal to “take over” Gaza, as Israel’s army was ordered to prepare plans for large numbers of Palestinians to leave ...
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February 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
@democrats.org Are you going to try to keep claiming ANY criticism of the Israeli government is inherently antisemitic? Because a lot of REALLY AWFUL EVENTS have historically started as "voluntary migration"
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It's a mystery why everyone on the podcast is childfree.
February 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's a mystery why everyone on the podcast is childfree.
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Caitlin, asking the big questions as always.
February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Caitlin, asking the big questions as always.
@democrats.org Any plans for THIS or will Chuck say "someone should do something" again?
"In addition, Bukele “has offered to house in his jails dangerous American criminals in custody in our country, including those of US citizenship and legal residents,” Rubio said."
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"In addition, Bukele “has offered to house in his jails dangerous American criminals in custody in our country, including those of US citizenship and legal residents,” Rubio said."
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El Salvador offers to house violent US criminals and deportees of any nationality in unprecedented deal with Trump administration | CNN
El Salvador has agreed to house violent US criminals and receive deportees of any nationality, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio announced Monday, in an unprecedented – and legally problematic deal – ...
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February 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
@democrats.org Any plans for THIS or will Chuck say "someone should do something" again?
"In addition, Bukele “has offered to house in his jails dangerous American criminals in custody in our country, including those of US citizenship and legal residents,” Rubio said."
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"In addition, Bukele “has offered to house in his jails dangerous American criminals in custody in our country, including those of US citizenship and legal residents,” Rubio said."
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Maybe it's just because I've been reading the milquetoast nonsense Schumer has been posting but this REALLY feels like it could be about the Democrats right now
Maybe if Casper wasn’t so friendly he’d still be alive.
February 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Maybe it's just because I've been reading the milquetoast nonsense Schumer has been posting but this REALLY feels like it could be about the Democrats right now
Ricky Gervais isn't some daring truth-teller, he's just a guy who tried desperately to break into Hollywood and failed so he's got nothing to lose there. Had he made it he'd be happily in the audience nodding along with whatever. He's a man of no actual conviction, just pettiness
February 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ricky Gervais isn't some daring truth-teller, he's just a guy who tried desperately to break into Hollywood and failed so he's got nothing to lose there. Had he made it he'd be happily in the audience nodding along with whatever. He's a man of no actual conviction, just pettiness
Taylor Swift has brought me a lot of joy and I've never spent a dime on her. But watching weirdos melt down because she's dating Travis Kelce is just so damn entertaining.
January 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Taylor Swift has brought me a lot of joy and I've never spent a dime on her. But watching weirdos melt down because she's dating Travis Kelce is just so damn entertaining.
I actually did not
The idea of a "carbon footprint" was literally invented by BP so you'd think about how *you* impact the environment and not how *they* impact the environment.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
People know this, right?
Of course we should all work to minimize our impacts, but some perspective is useful here.
January 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I actually did not
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On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
January 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On day one Trump's EO said we were harmful to kids. On day two, it said we were dishonorable and disloyal. On day three, it said we were unAmerican.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
Transgender people have been a part of this country for centuries.
We are not going anywhere.
Do not comply with these EOs, they are not law.
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It's episode two in the mirror universe and things are stressing EVERYONE out! But hey, we get some fun facial hair, at least! #startrek
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Episode 379: Adventures in Mirrortown
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January 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's episode two in the mirror universe and things are stressing EVERYONE out! But hey, we get some fun facial hair, at least! #startrek
soundcloud.com/sshbpodcast/...
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Well, everything Stateside sucks right now but this news gave me a little smile. Nintendo Legal must be LIVID right now
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-los...
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-los...
Nintendo loses trademark fight against Super Mario supermarket
A Costa Rican supermarket has claimed victory against Nintendo in a trademark battle over its name: Super Mario.
www.eurogamer.net
January 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well, everything Stateside sucks right now but this news gave me a little smile. Nintendo Legal must be LIVID right now
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-los...
www.eurogamer.net/nintendo-los...