Every boob wants to do a circle
March 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every boob wants to do a circle
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You: I’m sitting
Me: I am standing on my butt
Me: I am standing on my butt
February 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You: I’m sitting
Me: I am standing on my butt
Me: I am standing on my butt
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My idea of a Super Bowl is a bidet with a heated seat.
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
My idea of a Super Bowl is a bidet with a heated seat.
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Take shrooms at the Super Bowl ✅
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Take shrooms at the Super Bowl ✅
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You gotta juke your own dick, babe
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You gotta juke your own dick, babe
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My superpower is hearing mom open the treat container from 3 rooms away. What’s yours?
Happy Monday! 💚
Happy Monday! 💚
February 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My superpower is hearing mom open the treat container from 3 rooms away. What’s yours?
Happy Monday! 💚
Happy Monday! 💚
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Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil sees the shadow of death and fall of an empire, so there will be 6 more weeks of winter and then groundhogs inherit the earth.
February 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Breaking: Punxsutawney Phil sees the shadow of death and fall of an empire, so there will be 6 more weeks of winter and then groundhogs inherit the earth.
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Soup for breakfast, courtesy of the love of my life 🫶
January 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Soup for breakfast, courtesy of the love of my life 🫶
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A southern witch will put yo ass in a Vienna can don’t play!
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A southern witch will put yo ass in a Vienna can don’t play!
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Is it possible to get addicted to cilantro?
January 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is it possible to get addicted to cilantro?
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new menstrual cup, new me
January 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
new menstrual cup, new me
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My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My horny ass could not have her clean my apartment
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Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Life is just peeing and peeing some more when does it end ???!
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Us
A pair of Monk Parakeets giving each other some loving and a preen. Look at those colours on their side, beautiful. #birds
January 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Us
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i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
i am the opposite of artificial intelligence. i am authentic stupidity
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Be the kind of husband that will gently hold her hand during the difficult poops
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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