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probably being seasoned somewhere in a bathtub full of soup 🍜
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i want uppies bruh
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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(forgetting the word for fondue) cheese wine hot pot
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
sometimes i hold my baby cats face like he’s a lil cigarette
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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i can digest bleach it actually makes me feel better
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
life could be worse. i could be a crab in a seafood restaurant i suppose
June 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the boys down at the station just told me you’ve just yapped your last yap
May 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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it's feeding time and i have been sharpening my teeth
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
forgot i was wearing headphones and i just sighed so hard in the back of this uber
April 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
bali prison probably goes crazy
April 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to?

(in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛!

me: Beethoven
April 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i’m going to put you in the dryer and make you spin really really fast
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Dire gotta be my least favorite consequences
April 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I have decided to become a cute little bug that everyone likes
April 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The Lorax but he chain smokes the whole time he’s monologuing and litters the butts everywhere
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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ME [having any kind of experience]: I am not prepared for this and I need to lie down
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i heard jersey mikes gives you pink eye is that true
April 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i just moved to a new place and i think my cats are traveling through the walls and im not joking
April 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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i won a contest and became the mayor of the ants it's going horribly i have accidentally crushed several of my constituents
April 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
floor time isn’t so much fun when you’re forced to have floor time
April 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i would kill somebody for a bread bowl full of tomato soup holy shit
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
and some snacks
March 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
we’re v hungover but a coffee could fix us
March 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
woke up and looked at my cat and said, “you’re so lucky i adopted you. you woulda been cooooked. but i didn’t care”
March 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM