Stephaniel DelMarijuana
@steviedelmar.bsky.social
Supercalifuckenspastic-extramanic-hopeless
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
Apropos of nothing, does anyone know how to wake up from a coma?
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Apropos of nothing, does anyone know how to wake up from a coma?
It doesn't even have to be true
It's out there, the words were said, and we've all imagined something we never would have wanted to
It's real in some small way, just for being plausible
It's out there, the words were said, and we've all imagined something we never would have wanted to
It's real in some small way, just for being plausible
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It doesn't even have to be true
It's out there, the words were said, and we've all imagined something we never would have wanted to
It's real in some small way, just for being plausible
It's out there, the words were said, and we've all imagined something we never would have wanted to
It's real in some small way, just for being plausible
Y'all think Monica is just staring out a window hitting a blunt on repeat?
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Y'all think Monica is just staring out a window hitting a blunt on repeat?
If Bill Clinton's dick ends up getting us out of this shit, next thing we're gonna see is a giant "fin." and credits scrolling up in front of the moon, because "president gives president blowjob" and one of them is the career ending blowjob guy president? That's some series finale shit right there
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If Bill Clinton's dick ends up getting us out of this shit, next thing we're gonna see is a giant "fin." and credits scrolling up in front of the moon, because "president gives president blowjob" and one of them is the career ending blowjob guy president? That's some series finale shit right there
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WATCH - @tarapalmeri.bsky.social : “Hey Megyn Kelly… you want to hear the sound of one of the girls recruited from her nearby high school by Epstein? It is pedophilia. I would recommend you go listen to the audio from the police reports.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
WATCH - @tarapalmeri.bsky.social : “Hey Megyn Kelly… you want to hear the sound of one of the girls recruited from her nearby high school by Epstein? It is pedophilia. I would recommend you go listen to the audio from the police reports.”
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lol VERY predictable.
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
lol VERY predictable.
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A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A 15 year old cannot drive, vote, work, or live alone. They cant join the military. They cant be out past 10PM without an adult here.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
And you, an adult man, want to have sex with them? Your desire is for POWER over them. That is all. They are defenseless. Powerless. They are children.
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
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Michael Caine is sat waiting for his bill at a charming little bistro in Paris. He looks up and realises with shocked delight that, far from being killed in the explosion at the movie’s climactic moment, James Bond is at the next table over.
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Michael Caine is sat waiting for his bill at a charming little bistro in Paris. He looks up and realises with shocked delight that, far from being killed in the explosion at the movie’s climactic moment, James Bond is at the next table over.
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Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Not so sure the White House is going to be too happy with this ratio over at the other place
"Why does this NPR segment seem like its a little "maybe Trump was innocent in the Epstein scandal"
*"...the daily is powered by NY Times, for more information about..."*
"Ah. Got it."
*"...the daily is powered by NY Times, for more information about..."*
"Ah. Got it."
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Why does this NPR segment seem like its a little "maybe Trump was innocent in the Epstein scandal"
*"...the daily is powered by NY Times, for more information about..."*
"Ah. Got it."
*"...the daily is powered by NY Times, for more information about..."*
"Ah. Got it."
For no particular reason, I'm thinking about the time I edited a video for the ACLU about a judge who threw the book at a kid for stealing Christmas presents out of a car. Her reasoning was that bad children grow into bad adults, per some psychobabble of the times
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November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
For no particular reason, I'm thinking about the time I edited a video for the ACLU about a judge who threw the book at a kid for stealing Christmas presents out of a car. Her reasoning was that bad children grow into bad adults, per some psychobabble of the times
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Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Removing a monument honoring Black US soldiers has nothing to do with DEI. It’s erasure of history and it’s straight-up racism.
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I know this sentiment has been expressed before, but there's nothing like reading the emails of the ultra rich to make you understand why they think they need a chatbot to do their writing.
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I know this sentiment has been expressed before, but there's nothing like reading the emails of the ultra rich to make you understand why they think they need a chatbot to do their writing.
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MAN FINDS TAPE
New screening (and Q&A) added for Austin - Sunday Dec 7!
Friday sold out. Saturday sold out. Will Sunday sell out? (Yes.) drafthouse.com/austin/show/...
New screening (and Q&A) added for Austin - Sunday Dec 7!
Friday sold out. Saturday sold out. Will Sunday sell out? (Yes.) drafthouse.com/austin/show/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
MAN FINDS TAPE
New screening (and Q&A) added for Austin - Sunday Dec 7!
Friday sold out. Saturday sold out. Will Sunday sell out? (Yes.) drafthouse.com/austin/show/...
New screening (and Q&A) added for Austin - Sunday Dec 7!
Friday sold out. Saturday sold out. Will Sunday sell out? (Yes.) drafthouse.com/austin/show/...
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Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remember 5 years ago when people thought there were coded messages in the Wayfair catalogue so elites could traffick children in giant cabinets? Anyway it turns out they just send emails like "hey it's me, your best buddy Pedophile Jeff, come do sex crimes at my house"
Looks like I will not be getting my car on the road soon, as I thought. The engine swap went fine, but whatever caused the fire seems to still be in play. Ah, well, not sure why I thought it would be this easy
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Looks like I will not be getting my car on the road soon, as I thought. The engine swap went fine, but whatever caused the fire seems to still be in play. Ah, well, not sure why I thought it would be this easy
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Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thou shalt replace Chuck Schumer with Chris Van Hollen, who personally went to El Salvador to find Kilmar. That’s the kind of courage we need right now.
Like / share if you agree.
Like / share if you agree.
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NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
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November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
NEWS: The UK is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal, sources familiar with the matter told CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/11/11/p...
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[Avengers reverse the Snap and have all their heroes and all of Wakanda's army arrayed against Thanos]
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
[Avengers reverse the Snap and have all their heroes and all of Wakanda's army arrayed against Thanos]
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
Cap: "Okay *now* we surrender"
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November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM