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Stephaniel DelMarijuana
@steviedelmar.bsky.social
Supercalifuckenspastic-extramanic-hopeless

Stephaniel rhymes with Daniel
Fixed it
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You know what, T? You right. Let's all go after the guy responsible. Apparently its what he wants
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"Hold on...just...one sec...ah, here we go"

*Unfurls giant banner that reads 'Was it worth it?'*

It wasn't an accident. You "lost" us because you were following a criminal who wanted to destroy the country, and you wouldn't listen. You weren't hoodwinked, you deliberately chose to ignore the truth
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A year and a half ago, my car caught fire (a little) on the way to a background gig. Today, I finally got to drive it through the car wash that helped me get it fixed. I love this silly thing. Fingers crossed the cat monitor will read, soon, so I can get it back on the road for real
November 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The only flowers I *know* are native, and also my cat. I call her Beeble (but it is not her name. She doesn't know that.)
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Happy Halloween!
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The #BirdoftheDay today is #gulls, and I am happy to oblige

Alt: A photo of three gulls at sunset. One sits on a picnic table in the foreground, facing right. The second is further out, standing in the grass next to a walk, facing left. The third faces the ocean and some shrubbery across the walk.
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
#Inside the hollow log I passed on a walk at Paradise Falls

#BlueSkyArtShow
#Photography

Alt text glitches for me, so -

Alt: A vertical photograph of a hollowed stump. The wood is light in color and splintering. A blurry label can be seen in the shadow at the bottom of the shallow hole
October 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Just a random photo from my roll

#bloomscrolling

Alt: a photo of 3 red flowers and green leaves growing against a cream colored wall
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is wings, so please enjoy this almost good photo featuring wings

Alt: A photo of a seagull flying against a clear blue sky. It's wings are stretched in front of it, while the tail and entire back half of the bird are out of frame, because the photographer sucks
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It was hard to pick just one image for the theme, but this flower really does #glow

#BlueSkyArtShow
#Bloomscrolling

Alt: A single orange rose sits atop a long stem in front of a decorative wall. A trick of the sunlight makes the bloom appear to radiate it's own light like a lantern
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Made a graphic to explain it

#NoWayInHellPeacePrize
#LOLPeacePrize
October 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Breaking: We don't want you dead, we just want you to pick up a GD history book, and crack a few science texts while you're at it, you dumbass tit sandwich
October 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Another gull for the #BirdOfTheDay

It's totally allowed, since the theme is #SeaBirds

I kind of love the silly doofs, tbh

Alt has been broken for me, so

Alt Text: A seagull flying over a picnic table in front of a tree with the shore in the distance
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This #BirdOfTheDay entry is not specifically high quality, but I love it because he looks so done with me
October 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The #BirdOfTheDay is any bird that is mainly white

I have entirely too many gulls on my roll, apologies lol

Alt: A seagull towers magestically over a piece of lettuce
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Show me a pic on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hits the nail on its ugly orange head
September 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Can someone tell this tangerine nutsack we don't work for him, and he can't tell us to do shit?
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Where can I find the source of the #birdoftheday prompt people use here? A general internet search proved unhelpful

I *think* today is monochrome?? I thought this poor babe was in monochrome spirits, with the swallowed fishing hook

Alt in comments, because alts break my photo uploads here, sorry
September 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Also, the dvd player from goodwill had a dvd in it!

I highly doubt my cat will watch it, but I am excited about it anyway, lol
September 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For your viewing pleasure, this is the dumpster that I honest to god thought was a cybertruck at the gas station

As we neared it, I took a better look and lost my shit when it was, in fact, a *dumpster* that looked like a *cybertruck*
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Robbery in progress I captured a couple weeks ago lol
June 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Now it's an owl
June 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM