Steve
steveonearth.bsky.social
Steve
@steveonearth.bsky.social
Earthling who's along for the ride on our little blue dot.
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
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December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It's nice to keep up festive traditions.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A man trips and falls down just outside a theater. The actor playing Pagliacci helps him up. "It hurts to stand." The man says, "I think my leg is broken."

Pagliacci says "I know what to do. I'm going to take you to see the doctor. He'll fix you right up."

Man says, "But Pagliacci..."
January 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Everett Patterson, "Jose y Maria."
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I think a lot about how hospitality was considered a vital public virtue for millennia and I fully believe that the corrosion and displacement of hospitality as a pillar of healthy social order is a not-zero part of why shit sucks now
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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He made these stairs out of trash cans.
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Vast sin-concealing chaos
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A hill on which I will die: Calvin and Hobbes is one of the great pieces of 20th-century American literature in no small part because it was never turned into anything aside from a comic strip. Leave it be.
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The 3 Dems who voted to ban trans healthcare need to be primaried
December 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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don’t say hollywood is meaningless because somehow there are actual people in this country who were totally fine with ICE raids and unlawful deportations and overturning Roe and state sanctioned trans panic but the President being tacky about Rob Reiner is the step too far for them
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dear Santa,
I wrote to you, but you still ain't callin'
I put my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom...
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I'm enormously proud of this episode and I'd love you to listen to it. No knowledge of the show required
New Episode: The Story of Hanukkah

What is more comforting than a familiar story?

Listen here: www.welcometonightvale.com

Illustration by @angrycomics.bsky.social.
Want it as a print? Buy it here: topatoco.com/collections/...
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Sometimes I go up to the ridge to think about things.
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Evergreen post.
O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Ohh golem golem golem
I made you out of clay
and when you're dry and ready
my enemies will pay
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.

The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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ABC News Australia doing what BBC News haven't done yet, name the Bondi Beach hero:

Inala Cooper, "What I was reflecting on this morning was the footage of the civilian, the unarmed man, Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43 year old fruit shop owner"
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM