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SteveIsDamaged
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I like good food, good wine, and really really bad 80's pop music.
There are other things about me, but you'd find them even less interesting.
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I find it interesting that the surveillance state showed up as a bunch of name brand products and we didn't just welcome it... we paid top dollar for it. Then the stuff we bought turned around and *sold us* to advertisers, the government, and other corporations.
a computer generated image of a circuit board with various colored lines and squares
ALT: a computer generated image of a circuit board with various colored lines and squares
media.tenor.com
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Heaven Can’t Wait
Heaven Can’t Wait
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@outerpanda.bsky.social sorry to interrupt your day with a dumb question, but is your profile pic from "The Critic"?
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Jack Kirby and a bunch of his creations, drawn by me.

This is an unlettered page from SKETCHES ON THE SIDEWALK #2: JACK KIRBY written by @fredvanlente.bsky.social , published by The Civics For All Comics Group and drawn by me.

read it here:
www.weteachnyc.org/media2016/fi...
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It's wild to me that any length of time less than 2.47x10^-23 seconds is only theoretical. That's because we haven't successfully measured any shorter stretch of time that I'm aware of.

Damn, I need my coffee.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Aaron Rodgers, well known shitty person, is the first in line to take credit for ANY win and the last person to accept responsibility for a loss. What a toddler-brained narcissistic asshat.

Aaron Rodgers calls out WRs, says Steelers earned fans' boos - ESPN share.google/sAXJZunQTzpR...
QB Rodgers calls out WRs after 'boo-worthy' loss
After an injured Aaron Rodgers finished one of the worst passing games of his career, the Steelers QB said he hopes his wide receivers show up during the next film sessions and run the right routes.
share.google
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Vaccines, autism, and the CDC. Nice explainer by @enirenberg.bsky.social

The TL, DR part is a terrific summary...

🛟🧪 Medsky sociology polisky health policy 😷
The CDC: A Requiem
Vaccines, autism, and a very simplified look at causal inference.
deplatformdisease.substack.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Someone tell Aaron Rogers to just rub some horse paste on his nose and stop acting like a toddler on the sideline.
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Gift Article

I'm sick of pretending fundamentally stupid, callous people have opinions worth considering. Of course you question your loyalty to Trump because he's hurting you instead of people you wanted him to hurt. Fuck you for doing this to everyone then doing virtue theater.
wapo.st/43ZGGd5
She’s torn between her love for Trump and her work with migrants
A conservative woman detects a lack of empathy — and a broken promise — in President Donald Trump’s immigration crackdown.
wapo.st
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!

@wonderbunny.bsky.social made sugar cream and streusel topped apple pies!

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Current ear food with @wonderbunny.bsky.social :

MTV Unplugged really created a fantastic collection of live performances during a vibrant and innovative period in American popular music.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Simpsons, Back to the Future and... Kill Bill?

Has the kiddie shooter Fortnite decided to cater specifically to their 45 year old players or were those the only IPs left to partner with?
gamerant.com/fortnite-fre...
Fortnite Players Have Until November 29 To Claim Free Simpsons Item
As Fortnite's crossover with The Simpsons comes to a close, players still have a limited time to claim another free item inspired by the show.
gamerant.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Deep cleaning days stress poor Daisy out very, very much. @wonderbunny.bsky.social

#StopMovingFurnitureAndGiveCookie
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Mel Brooks is a such a national treasure that I'm shocked there isn't a movie where Nicholas Cage goes looking for him.
a man in a white shirt is saying i 'm gonna steal it
Alt: a man in a white shirt is saying i 'm gonna steal it
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November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
As Stephen Miller is too cowardly and disingenuous to say what he means (black and brown people) I'm just going to bad-faith assume he means the Irish and Italians as well. And don't even get me started on the Dutch immigrants that have poisoned American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Ha! You are only a Plastic Paddy if you have your shirtless first fights *by* a bar dumpster. Real Paddies fight in them. 😉
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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What's wrong, John? You've barely touched your Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie 😁.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Homesteading is 75% "I'm so horny for Facebook likes that I'll do Amish shit to get them."

That's it. That's all I came here to say.
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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everything is so fuckin annoying man
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I'm going to need about one in thirty of us all around the world to dress as Batman whenever leaving the house from now on.

Cool? Cool.
Science will often take you to unexpected and delightful places. In this study, researchers hypothesized that riders in a crowded subway car would be more likely to offer their seat to a pregnant person if there were someone in the subway car dressed as Batman 🧪🦇

www.nature.com/articles/s44...
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
GIF that pops up when I type my name.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Mentioned this before, but, last time I was at the dentist, they analysed my teeth with AI. It found an incipient cavity that the human dentist had not spotted.
Very clever.
Except that the cavity it found was just outside my actual head. Arguably, the entire universe is a cavity outside my head.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Or how about you go fuck yourself instead, Meta?
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The President of the United States is going to go to war with Venezuela without Congressional approval so you'll all stop posting about him raping children.

For. Fuck's. Sake.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM