StephLorenzo87
stephlorenzo87.bsky.social
StephLorenzo87
@stephlorenzo87.bsky.social
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The Justice Department says it will not meet Friday’s congressionally mandated deadline to release all files related to Jeffrey Epstein, according to Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche. Go figure, there’s too much they’d rather keep hidden.
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
People say I look like her, not sure…
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Imagine the UK if the "we need to look after our own" brigade put their energy into abolishing poverty and protecting the environment instead of being dicks to immigrants
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.

We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.

Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
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October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I wish I was a wealthy girl who wore French braids, rode horses, and still called my father “daddy” as a 25 year old.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Filming it then watching it together >>>
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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If a witch turned me into an animal you wouldn't catch me trying to be human again. I would just be thrilled to be no longer beholden to capitalism
August 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Just got neutered on my cheeky lingerie account for asking someone about shibari. The way I worded the question looks like I’m asking them to hang themselves according to the algorithm. For fucks sake! I can’t post or like or even DM anyone for 12 hours.
July 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Check out my new cookery book you guys. It's called 'Fuck It, Get Takeout' and it's just 300 blank pages that you can tear out to use as napkins.
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Is Superman woke? Or are you just realizing you’re the bad guy? 🤷‍♂️
July 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Agony Elise: I’m In Love With My Provider open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: I'm In Love With My Provider
Let's unpack all it means to fall for a sex worker you've been a client of.
open.substack.com
June 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just started watching Riverdale. I’d seen the first season, but not the rest.

I heard it falls off bad, like real bad.
June 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Dear Agont Elise: Sobriety in Dating open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: Sobriety in Dating
Sober and dating: how to navigate the scene without liquor as lubrication.
open.substack.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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being silly during s*x is highkey so intimate
June 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I really feel like I’m at a point in my life where everything would be improved by a leopard print item in every outfit.
June 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’m happy as a pig in shit! 🎉
Taylor Swift

Girl's got all her masters back. Good on her!
May 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Taylor Swift

Girl's got all her masters back. Good on her!
May 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas
May 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Elon Musk is autistic. Benjamin Netanyahu is Jewish. Marjorie Taylor Green is a woman. etc. etc. you can be a horrible person and oppress others and also be part of a group that gets targeted and oppressed in various ways. this happens all the time.
April 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM