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Elise Kennedy
@elisekennedy.co.uk
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Professional schmoozer, enthusiastic wine drinker, amateur baker.

https://allmylinks.com/elisekennedyuk

📍 London
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Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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beautiful views
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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peek-a-boo 👀
October 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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omw
July 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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by candlelight
July 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Agony Elise: Women Keep Ghosting Me open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: Women Keep Ghosting Me
What's going on in the 2025 dating landscape? Why are people so reluctant to connect? Most importantly, what's up with this dude? Let's find out.
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July 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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wild swimming
July 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I've made a new blog, "Overnight With London's Favourite Independent Companion" ✨

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June 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Fall in New England, 2024. Shot on medium format by @ashleylatke.bsky.social

#art #photography
July 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Famous Autistic Man STUNS As He Clocks Every Single Social Cue - Except This Specifically Illegal One open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
July 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Agony Elise: Supporting A Camgirl Has Ruined My Life open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: Supporting A Camgirl Has Ruined My Life
It started out fun, but has led to detrimental enmeshment - let's discuss the emotional dilemma of walking away.
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July 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Sex Workers Don't Claim Bonnie Blue
Bedding 1057 men is one thing, but getting into bed with Andrew Tate is quite another.
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June 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Agony Elise: I’m In Love With My Provider open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: I'm In Love With My Provider
Let's unpack all it means to fall for a sex worker you've been a client of.
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June 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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let the good times roll.
June 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Agony Elise: How To Get Over Your Ex open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: How To Get Over Your Ex
Here's my attempt at a comprehensive guide to finally burying the hatchet and moving on.
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June 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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can’t a girl have fun?
June 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Dear Agont Elise: Sobriety in Dating open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Agony Elise: Sobriety in Dating
Sober and dating: how to navigate the scene without liquor as lubrication.
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June 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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numero duo open.substack.com/pub/nineseed...
Dear Agony Elise...
Let's talk about consent & communication.
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June 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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first edition just dropped! substack.com/@nineseedyel...
Dear Agony Elise...
This one goes into fluctuations in libido, sexual stagnation within relationships, and the importance of communicating, ignoring social pressures, and focusing on connection.
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June 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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i bring a very particular kind of vibe to karaoke
June 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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sola, you stole-a my heart earlier this week - particularly with the fake tomato made from marshmallow which transpired to be a perfect gazpacho.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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up “early” because i can’t contain my excitement over my dates this week
June 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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June 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM