Stephen
@stephensmithnyc.bsky.social
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all that money was woke, you see
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
all that money was woke, you see
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We only produce guano but you can metaphorically adopt a penguin here wwf.org.au/adopt/adopt-...
WWF-Australia - Penguin Adoption - Charity donations and appeals - WWF Australia | Adopt a Penguin | WWF Australia
Adélie penguins are captivating and inquisitive, but climate change is causing their numbers to drop. We need to take action.
wwf.org.au
April 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We only produce guano but you can metaphorically adopt a penguin here wwf.org.au/adopt/adopt-...
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Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me: how do I do my taxes
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance
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The year is 2030. My gay nemesis from a menswear forum angrily shakes his fist in the air. "I can no longer tell who's gay because everyone dresses gay," he pathetically shouts. I've ruined his ability to find love. I've won.
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The year is 2030. My gay nemesis from a menswear forum angrily shakes his fist in the air. "I can no longer tell who's gay because everyone dresses gay," he pathetically shouts. I've ruined his ability to find love. I've won.
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Amazing….MusiCares is offering immediate assistance for LA area music industry people affected by the fires
January 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Amazing….MusiCares is offering immediate assistance for LA area music industry people affected by the fires
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This is important
FEMA has issued a guide on how to apply for federal aid if you've been impacted by the wildfires.
Aid may include money for food, water, baby formula, breastfeeding supplies, medication, or even with basic home repairs and personal property losses. www.huffpost.com/entry/southe...
Aid may include money for food, water, baby formula, breastfeeding supplies, medication, or even with basic home repairs and personal property losses. www.huffpost.com/entry/southe...
Impacted By The Fires? Here’s How To Apply For FEMA Assistance
www.huffpost.com
January 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is important
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In Grammy spotlight, Khruangbin wants to 'let the music speak for itself'
In Grammy spotlight, Khruangbin wants to 'let the music speak for itself'
If you think your Spotify playlist is getting a little too long, consider the one shared by the members of Grammy-nominated Khruangbin. It’s got 51 hours of songs.
www.dailyherald.com
January 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
In Grammy spotlight, Khruangbin wants to 'let the music speak for itself'
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Donald Trump says he will make January 6th a Federal holiday
youtu.be/GbwCfmRsYPk
youtu.be/GbwCfmRsYPk
Donald Trump Declares He Will Make January 6th a Federal Holiday
YouTube video by J-L Cauvin
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January 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Donald Trump says he will make January 6th a Federal holiday
youtu.be/GbwCfmRsYPk
youtu.be/GbwCfmRsYPk
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PLEASE MELT ONE MORE ICECAP BRO, I PROMISE THIS TIME THE HANDS WILL HAVE FIVE FINGERS BRO
December 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
PLEASE MELT ONE MORE ICECAP BRO, I PROMISE THIS TIME THE HANDS WILL HAVE FIVE FINGERS BRO
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It’s freezing 🥶 but,
December 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
It’s freezing 🥶 but,
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Cybertruck US Govt
Employees
🤝
Both suddenly stop working
Employees
🤝
Both suddenly stop working
December 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Cybertruck US Govt
Employees
🤝
Both suddenly stop working
Employees
🤝
Both suddenly stop working
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spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
spent this afternoon reading some early US history (as one does) and was reminded of the important fact that these people were almost constantly drunk as hell
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Here in uber enlightened Louisiana, on Monday I was told by an unnamed source that he used 410 gauge shotgun shells to “bring down” 2 drones that had “trespassed” into his air space. No lie.
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Here in uber enlightened Louisiana, on Monday I was told by an unnamed source that he used 410 gauge shotgun shells to “bring down” 2 drones that had “trespassed” into his air space. No lie.
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Senator that is a TIE fighter
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Senator that is a TIE fighter
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stop it i'm going to cry
December 3, 2024 at 6:05 PM
stop it i'm going to cry
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Elonia is looking portly today. As the First Lady of the USA, she can't jump in order to leave her hair plugs undisturbed. Her gender affirming surgery is superb. We all love Elonia.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Elonia is looking portly today. As the First Lady of the USA, she can't jump in order to leave her hair plugs undisturbed. Her gender affirming surgery is superb. We all love Elonia.
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Will anyone think of the poor white South African colonizers?
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Will anyone think of the poor white South African colonizers?
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It’s like a slow motion car explosion
November 23, 2024 at 1:34 PM
It’s like a slow motion car explosion